Tila Tequila & Billy Corgan? Why not?

April 6th, 2009 // 85 Comments

Dearest Diary,

When my brother Fester returned home from the war in Vietnam, I was naturally elated when he arrived with his new bride, Tila. She brought a spring to his step never seen heretofore. And, oh, how the children loved to hide her in small pots and mugs. Such splendid times.

But this morning, she blew another kiss at me at the breakfast table leaving no immediate recourse but to use her tiny body as a tetherball until she revealed the location of her Lucky Charms.

One day I hope Fester will forgive me.

Yours truly,
Gomez Addams

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  1. gmoney

    omg….EW.

  2. gmoney

    omg….EW.

  3. Objection sustained

    Tila should go away soon.

  4. This bitch almost gave me yellow fever, if she wasnt so nasty…looks platonic, doesnt Billy play ball?

  5. Snaggletooth

    *Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage… Somebody better get him fixed before they reproduce, talk about mutant fest.

  6. smarg

    This little slopehead has WHAT talents, other than fake tits and carpet munching??

  7. havoc

    God., I hate both their voices….

    .

  8. Koopa

    Billy Corgan closely resembles a bald Norm MacDonald! Makes me hate him just that much more!

  9. This pairing disgusts me…but then I see ALL of the HILLS ads and I get distracted, then angry and then these two don’t seem so bad.

  10. Max Planck

    Ribit

  11. Max Planck

    Ribit

  12. Winster

    This whore needs to die now! If I see her, I’d run her over with my car.

  13. JJ Daddy-O

    Tila has totally had a new set of bumpers installed recently.

  14. huston

    did the superficial writer change to a new guy?
    i don’t like it.

  15. sin

    Easy way to get sex. She was probably telling him “me love you long time”.
    5 dollar…5 dollar soldier boy. As long there is a way to get rid of her STD’s, fuck her brains out…oh, someone already did. Then fill her up until it cums out her ears. She has to be good for something.

  16. Guy

    Corgan’s loosing his talent so why not.

  17. JPRichardson

    Tila sure has a nice set of legs there…

  18. Click my name to see the nastiest video of Tila Ive ever seen, totally NSFW!!

  19. So she’s fucking that dude from Powder now?

  20. A newly single Lilo should really get tongues wagging by rubbing LIPS with her…I imagine me being somewhere in the room getting my nasal passage ready to take a big whiff…

  21. H. G. Wells

    Gross.

  22. PaPaLo

    Looks like a direct to DVD version of The Cell.

  23. wi

    Hilarious commentary.

  24. Galtacticus

    Well,well,what’s Darth doing there?

  25. Darth

    @25 I just thought i’m going to make it you more easy.Warming up the bitches a bit.

  26. Rhialto

    The size of the wallet is getting better.But maybe it looks big because she’s very petite.

  27. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Stripper heels and still a bit short? Billy Corgan must be a tall dude.

  28. His Huge Greatness Himself

    How tall is Tila Tequila? Maybe 3′ 8″ ?

  29. hahahaha

    hahahahahhahaha

  30. PunkA

    What guy doesn;t want to bang a stupid Asian chick with a nice body and huge fake tits? Be a great week. Then throw her to the curb.

  31. Goerge W Bush

    Post # 31 – I second the notion! Tila is a unique mix of hot Asian (doesn’t happen all the time, lets face it) and total whore (no guy has a problem with that).

    Let us all wonder how awesome it is to fuck Tila, drink tequila, and spin this hot little chick around on our cock a few times! Then of course, as PunkA mentioned, throw the little bitch out!

  32. George W Bush

    Post # 31 – I second the notion! Tila is a unique mix of hot Asian (doesn’t happen all the time, lets face it) and total whore (no guy has a problem with that).

    Let us all wonder how awesome it is to fuck Tila, drink tequila, and spin this hot little chick around on our cock a few times! Then of course, as PunkA mentioned, throw the little bitch out!

  33. Could she possibly lean any further away from him? Golddigging whore.

    http://www.thefamousphere.com

  34. obligatory

    He’s attracted to the smashing pumpkins she’s got inside that dress.

  35. MightyD

    Wooo! ain’t that Dr. Weevil and Mini Floozy??

  36. Mr. Jones

    I thought James Carville had that Nosferatu look nailed, but I guess Corgan is giving him a run for his money.

    And Tequila blowing “herpes kisses” to the audience? I can see the men slamming the deck like they’re in Iraq.

  37. Yuck

    These two are repugnant. Grade Z “celebrities” who are desperately searching for relevance. They belong together. Nauseating.

  38. mafme

    She’s definitely better viewed from afar.

    Why do people hate Billy Corgan so much? Maybe since I lost interest in SP after Siamese Dream (and didn’t have much before) I have fond memories of their music. Heck, I might pop that in right now.

  39. asdf

    f.uckin midget with flat wide face.

    she looks so nasty.

    midget, small ass, short legs.

    she will look terrible as an old lady. Little kids will run away screaming when they see her

  40. dubba

    well its a step up from courtney love… however… thats like saying “im only gonna get 4 std’s this week instead of…well…. 4 other std’s this week with a more attractive girl”

    ..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible penis disease

  41. justina

    leave them alone they are in love

  42. leave them alone they are in love

  43. leave them alone they are in love

  44. dubba

    well its a step up from courtney love… however… thats like saying “im only gonna get 4 std’s this week instead of…well…. 4 other std’s this week with a more attractive girl”

    ..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible peener disease

  45. dubba

    well its a step up from courtney love… however… thats like saying “im only gonna get 4 std’s this week instead of…well…. 4 other std’s this week with a more attractive girl”

    ..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible peener disease

  46. gigi

    wowie wow wow – what’s Corgan packing anyway?? Tila can almost fit in one of his gigantic hands…

  47. Gar

    she still ugly though.

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