Dearest Diary,
When my brother Fester returned home from the war in Vietnam, I was naturally elated when he arrived with his new bride, Tila. She brought a spring to his step never seen heretofore. And, oh, how the children loved to hide her in small pots and mugs. Such splendid times.
But this morning, she blew another kiss at me at the breakfast table leaving no immediate recourse but to use her tiny body as a tetherball until she revealed the location of her Lucky Charms.
One day I hope Fester will forgive me.
Yours truly,
Gomez Addams
Photos: Getty
gmoney | April 6, 2009 at 12:53 pm
omg….EW.
gmoney | April 6, 2009 at 12:54 pm
omg….EW.
Objection sustained | April 6, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Tila should go away soon.
Vintage ROUGH | April 6, 2009 at 1:02 pm
This bitch almost gave me yellow fever, if she wasnt so nasty…looks platonic, doesnt Billy play ball?
Snaggletooth | April 6, 2009 at 1:04 pm
*Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage… Somebody better get him fixed before they reproduce, talk about mutant fest.
smarg | April 6, 2009 at 1:07 pm
This little slopehead has WHAT talents, other than fake tits and carpet munching??
havoc | April 6, 2009 at 1:09 pm
God., I hate both their voices….
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Koopa | April 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Billy Corgan closely resembles a bald Norm MacDonald! Makes me hate him just that much more!
Zanna | April 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm
This pairing disgusts me…but then I see ALL of the HILLS ads and I get distracted, then angry and then these two don’t seem so bad.
Max Planck | April 6, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Ribit
Max Planck | April 6, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Ribit
Matthew Lenz | April 6, 2009 at 1:22 pm
http://weaknights.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/02/femalegremlin.jpg
She totally looks like a gremlin.
Winster | April 6, 2009 at 1:25 pm
This whore needs to die now! If I see her, I’d run her over with my car.
JJ Daddy-O | April 6, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Tila has totally had a new set of bumpers installed recently.
huston | April 6, 2009 at 1:28 pm
did the superficial writer change to a new guy?
i don’t like it.
sin | April 6, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Easy way to get sex. She was probably telling him “me love you long time”.
5 dollar…5 dollar soldier boy. As long there is a way to get rid of her STD’s, fuck her brains out…oh, someone already did. Then fill her up until it cums out her ears. She has to be good for something.
Guy | April 6, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Corgan’s loosing his talent so why not.
JPRichardson | April 6, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Tila sure has a nice set of legs there…
Erika | April 6, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Click my name to see the nastiest video of Tila Ive ever seen, totally NSFW!!
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 1:44 pm
So she’s fucking that dude from Powder now?
Vintage ROUGH | April 6, 2009 at 1:46 pm
A newly single Lilo should really get tongues wagging by rubbing LIPS with her…I imagine me being somewhere in the room getting my nasal passage ready to take a big whiff…
H. G. Wells | April 6, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Gross.
PaPaLo | April 6, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Looks like a direct to DVD version of The Cell.
wi | April 6, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Hilarious commentary.
Galtacticus | April 6, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Well,well,what’s Darth doing there?
Darth | April 6, 2009 at 2:08 pm
@25 I just thought i’m going to make it you more easy.Warming up the bitches a bit.
Rhialto | April 6, 2009 at 2:11 pm
The size of the wallet is getting better.But maybe it looks big because she’s very petite.
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 6, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Stripper heels and still a bit short? Billy Corgan must be a tall dude.
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm
How tall is Tila Tequila? Maybe 3′ 8″ ?
hahahaha | April 6, 2009 at 2:25 pm
hahahahahhahaha
PunkA | April 6, 2009 at 2:27 pm
What guy doesn;t want to bang a stupid Asian chick with a nice body and huge fake tits? Be a great week. Then throw her to the curb.
Goerge W Bush | April 6, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Post # 31 – I second the notion! Tila is a unique mix of hot Asian (doesn’t happen all the time, lets face it) and total whore (no guy has a problem with that).
Let us all wonder how awesome it is to fuck Tila, drink tequila, and spin this hot little chick around on our cock a few times! Then of course, as PunkA mentioned, throw the little bitch out!
George W Bush | April 6, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Post # 31 – I second the notion! Tila is a unique mix of hot Asian (doesn’t happen all the time, lets face it) and total whore (no guy has a problem with that).
Let us all wonder how awesome it is to fuck Tila, drink tequila, and spin this hot little chick around on our cock a few times! Then of course, as PunkA mentioned, throw the little bitch out!
Dice | April 6, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Could she possibly lean any further away from him? Golddigging whore.
http://www.thefamousphere.com
obligatory | April 6, 2009 at 2:47 pm
He’s attracted to the smashing pumpkins she’s got inside that dress.
MightyD | April 6, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Wooo! ain’t that Dr. Weevil and Mini Floozy??
Mr. Jones | April 6, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I thought James Carville had that Nosferatu look nailed, but I guess Corgan is giving him a run for his money.
And Tequila blowing “herpes kisses” to the audience? I can see the men slamming the deck like they’re in Iraq.
Yuck | April 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm
These two are repugnant. Grade Z “celebrities” who are desperately searching for relevance. They belong together. Nauseating.
mafme | April 6, 2009 at 3:13 pm
She’s definitely better viewed from afar.
Why do people hate Billy Corgan so much? Maybe since I lost interest in SP after Siamese Dream (and didn’t have much before) I have fond memories of their music. Heck, I might pop that in right now.
claire | April 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm
how creepy
claire | April 6, 2009 at 3:18 pm
how creepy
asdf | April 6, 2009 at 3:18 pm
f.uckin midget with flat wide face.
she looks so nasty.
midget, small ass, short legs.
she will look terrible as an old lady. Little kids will run away screaming when they see her
dubba | April 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm
well its a step up from courtney love… however… thats like saying “im only gonna get 4 std’s this week instead of…well…. 4 other std’s this week with a more attractive girl”
..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible penis disease
justina | April 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm
leave them alone they are in love
justina | April 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm
leave them alone they are in love
justina | April 6, 2009 at 3:26 pm
leave them alone they are in love
dubba | April 6, 2009 at 3:27 pm
well its a step up from courtney love… however… thats like saying “im only gonna get 4 std’s this week instead of…well…. 4 other std’s this week with a more attractive girl”
..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible peener disease
dubba | April 6, 2009 at 3:27 pm
well its a step up from courtney love… however… thats like saying “im only gonna get 4 std’s this week instead of…well…. 4 other std’s this week with a more attractive girl”
..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible peener disease
gigi | April 6, 2009 at 3:38 pm
wowie wow wow – what’s Corgan packing anyway?? Tila can almost fit in one of his gigantic hands…
Gar | April 6, 2009 at 3:49 pm
she still ugly though.