Dearest Diary,
When my brother Fester returned home from the war in Vietnam, I was naturally elated when he arrived with his new bride, Tila. She brought a spring to his step never seen heretofore. And, oh, how the children loved to hide her in small pots and mugs. Such splendid times.
But this morning, she blew another kiss at me at the breakfast table leaving no immediate recourse but to use her tiny body as a tetherball until she revealed the location of her Lucky Charms.
One day I hope Fester will forgive me.
Yours truly,
Gomez Addams
Photos: Getty
omg….EW.
omg….EW.
Tila should go away soon.
This bitch almost gave me yellow fever, if she wasnt so nasty…looks platonic, doesnt Billy play ball?
*Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage… Somebody better get him fixed before they reproduce, talk about mutant fest.
This little slopehead has WHAT talents, other than fake tits and carpet munching??
God., I hate both their voices….
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Billy Corgan closely resembles a bald Norm MacDonald! Makes me hate him just that much more!
This pairing disgusts me…but then I see ALL of the HILLS ads and I get distracted, then angry and then these two don’t seem so bad.
Ribit
Ribit
http://weaknights.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/02/femalegremlin.jpg
She totally looks like a gremlin.
This whore needs to die now! If I see her, I’d run her over with my car.
Tila has totally had a new set of bumpers installed recently.
did the superficial writer change to a new guy?
i don’t like it.
Easy way to get sex. She was probably telling him “me love you long time”.
5 dollar…5 dollar soldier boy. As long there is a way to get rid of her STD’s, fuck her brains out…oh, someone already did. Then fill her up until it cums out her ears. She has to be good for something.
Corgan’s loosing his talent so why not.
Tila sure has a nice set of legs there…
Click my name to see the nastiest video of Tila Ive ever seen, totally NSFW!!
So she’s fucking that dude from Powder now?
A newly single Lilo should really get tongues wagging by rubbing LIPS with her…I imagine me being somewhere in the room getting my nasal passage ready to take a big whiff…
Gross.
Looks like a direct to DVD version of The Cell.
Hilarious commentary.
Well,well,what’s Darth doing there?
@25 I just thought i’m going to make it you more easy.Warming up the bitches a bit.
The size of the wallet is getting better.But maybe it looks big because she’s very petite.
Stripper heels and still a bit short? Billy Corgan must be a tall dude.
How tall is Tila Tequila? Maybe 3′ 8″ ?
hahahahahhahaha
What guy doesn;t want to bang a stupid Asian chick with a nice body and huge fake tits? Be a great week. Then throw her to the curb.
Post # 31 – I second the notion! Tila is a unique mix of hot Asian (doesn’t happen all the time, lets face it) and total whore (no guy has a problem with that).
Let us all wonder how awesome it is to fuck Tila, drink tequila, and spin this hot little chick around on our cock a few times! Then of course, as PunkA mentioned, throw the little bitch out!
Post # 31 – I second the notion! Tila is a unique mix of hot Asian (doesn’t happen all the time, lets face it) and total whore (no guy has a problem with that).
Let us all wonder how awesome it is to fuck Tila, drink tequila, and spin this hot little chick around on our cock a few times! Then of course, as PunkA mentioned, throw the little bitch out!
Could she possibly lean any further away from him? Golddigging whore.
http://www.thefamousphere.com
He’s attracted to the smashing pumpkins she’s got inside that dress.
Wooo! ain’t that Dr. Weevil and Mini Floozy??
I thought James Carville had that Nosferatu look nailed, but I guess Corgan is giving him a run for his money.
And Tequila blowing “herpes kisses” to the audience? I can see the men slamming the deck like they’re in Iraq.
These two are repugnant. Grade Z “celebrities” who are desperately searching for relevance. They belong together. Nauseating.
She’s definitely better viewed from afar.
Why do people hate Billy Corgan so much? Maybe since I lost interest in SP after Siamese Dream (and didn’t have much before) I have fond memories of their music. Heck, I might pop that in right now.
how creepy
how creepy
f.uckin midget with flat wide face.
she looks so nasty.
midget, small ass, short legs.
she will look terrible as an old lady. Little kids will run away screaming when they see her
well its a step up from courtney love… however… thats like saying “im only gonna get 4 std’s this week instead of…well…. 4 other std’s this week with a more attractive girl”
..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible penis disease
leave them alone they are in love
leave them alone they are in love
leave them alone they are in love
well its a step up from courtney love… however… thats like saying “im only gonna get 4 std’s this week instead of…well…. 4 other std’s this week with a more attractive girl”
..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible peener disease
well its a step up from courtney love… however… thats like saying “im only gonna get 4 std’s this week instead of…well…. 4 other std’s this week with a more attractive girl”
..and here i thought corrigan was gay. turns out hes just not afraid of wacky horrible peener disease
wowie wow wow – what’s Corgan packing anyway?? Tila can almost fit in one of his gigantic hands…
she still ugly though.