Tila Tequila apparently has a penis now

June 17th, 2008 // 71 Comments

Tila Tequila sat down for an interview with King Magazine where she addressed the rumors that she’s not really a bisexual:

What about the people who say you’re not really bisexual–that you’re hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the record, uh, straight?
They can suck my dick.

Wait, she has a penis now? Why wasn’t I told of this? Get me the White House. In the meantime, here’s what else Tila had to say. She really wants that third season:

If you’re faking bisexuality, then you’d be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I’m not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they’re male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they’re really ignorant, and it makes me cringe. It’s like saying, “Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.” How do you answer that?

“‘Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.’ How do you answer that?” Um, are you serious? Did Tila Tequila literally equate proving your ethnicity with proving your bisexuality? You see one of them, ethnicity, is a documented fact. While the other, bisexuality, is a clever marketing tool used by an elf in a bikini.

Fun Fact: Tila brought her own fishbowl for this photo shoot to be taken in. She said, “Bisexuals always come prepared!” Then spent five hours crying for someone to believe her. And that, boys and girls, is where butterflies come from!

Photos: Courtesy of King

  1. missywissy

    Her tats look like the ones you get from the bubblegum machines at the grocery store.

    She could be cute, but this bad girl/horny girl thing is just making her look stupid and desperate for fame.

  2. Tired of Fake Asians

    Trying to be Vietnamese? Tila, honey, skank, that’s probably the most downright stupidest and unintelligent comment EVER. Go get some more plastic surgery!!! Apparently, that forehead implant, nose job, lip injections, and boob job couldn’t fix your ginormous alien head nor PUT A BRAIN IN IT, either. You make asian people look bad.

  3. STevec

    …pumpkin-headed troll…..

  4. you are stupid

    there are some dumbass people here. tila doesn’t have a dick. tila’s twat was in playboy too many times.
    i’ve seen more of her twat than i ever care to.

    oh and jollyjumjuck, LMAOF!!!!!!

  5. you are stupid

    there are some dumbass people here. tila doesn’t have a dick. tila’s twat was in playboy too many times.
    i’ve seen more of her twat than i ever care to.

    oh and jollyjumjuck, LMAOF!!!!!!

  6. Brad W

    She is an ugly, talentless whore whose face looks like it got stuck in a hydraulic press.

  7. Wrath of Chaka Khan

    So she’s got a dick huh? I don’t know whether to stop in terror and risk blue balls or continue rubbing one out. Just kidding, I already finished.

  8. KatiePie

    Tila Tequila is annoying but not as much as Heidi Montag. God.. i wanna kick her in the face.

  9. zuzuspetals

    I’m female so I don’t have a dick, but for some reason my dick wilts when I look at her. Can someone explain this?

  10. Peter

    Oh,so cute!I love her.Maybe she want to find more new friends,she is on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m “.On “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,there are many beautiful girls and rich,handsome men,they want to find more friends,find their lover.On that site,they make friends each other.If you are single now,I think you would come to the site.Please believe yourself,you will find your lover.Come on!

  11. Nique

    Sorry guys, I actually think that she is a pretty hot Asian chick…and there are not many arounf of them. I love her skin

  12. I had no idea they sold those kind of bathing suits in the children’s section.

  13. Uh

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

  14. CajuCLC

    OMG, people saying she is a shemale! lol
    Well, she said to eat her dick, so who knows right?
    Whatever, at least she is making money. O.o

  15. norton

    So if she’s Vietnamese why is she taking on a hispanic persona?

    Long and short, she’s simply a tool that will do anything for attention. It’s called a Napoleanic complex.

  16. “GOOD NEWS” for the FAGGOTS?

  17. BlondeBitch

    i think Tila is so hot and don’t be mean she isn’t ugly she is really hot and why das everyone say that she isn’t Bi she is bi 1she das NOT try to hard to be bi like yal say she is bi 2 she das NOT have a penis 33 she has a really hot body

  18. douchebag Mcgee

    I’d still hit it.
    Only from behind.

  19. SHES A MAN ANYWAY, SHE HAD A SEX CHANGE DUH.

  20. I have started reading this book and love it so far! I just couldn’t wait for it to go in to paper back

  21. i think Tila is so hot and don’t be mean she isn’t ugly she is really hot and why das everyone say that she isn’t Bi she is bi 1she das NOT try to hard to be bi like yal say she is bi 2 she das

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