Tila Tequila sat down for an interview with King Magazine where she addressed the rumors that she’s not really a bisexual:
What about the people who say you’re not really bisexual–that you’re hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the record, uh, straight?
They can suck my dick.
Wait, she has a penis now? Why wasn’t I told of this? Get me the White House. In the meantime, here’s what else Tila had to say. She really wants that third season:
If you’re faking bisexuality, then you’d be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I’m not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they’re male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they’re really ignorant, and it makes me cringe. It’s like saying, “Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.” How do you answer that?
“‘Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.’ How do you answer that?” Um, are you serious? Did Tila Tequila literally equate proving your ethnicity with proving your bisexuality? You see one of them, ethnicity, is a documented fact. While the other, bisexuality, is a clever marketing tool used by an elf in a bikini.
Fun Fact: Tila brought her own fishbowl for this photo shoot to be taken in. She said, “Bisexuals always come prepared!” Then spent five hours crying for someone to believe her. And that, boys and girls, is where butterflies come from!
Slore.
Kim Kardaskank would have had a petite shape if she did not over eat like a porker!
FIRST nIGGAS!
that skanky bitch needs to disappear
How about the rumors that she is really an Asian tranny with a small cock and breast implants.
After I’ve had sex with her, I’d burn her hut down.
The problem with having sex with her? 30 minutes later, you’re horny again.
and for the record, Kim looks FUCKING GREAT these days.
Her clit must be huge
She got confused.
What she meant to say was:
“No mah sucky sucky. You bin here four hour! You go now!”
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Not diggin the fakies or the tats. What this girl needs is more self esteem.
the only way to make this fidget look decent is to put her hair in front of her face
“What do I get for ten dollars?”
“Ebree ting joo wahn.”
“Everything?”
“Ebree ting.”
Good for you Tila! Don’t let anyone tell you who you are and what you want to be, including the media that somehow reports you to the mass market.
You are stunning in this photo set. Those big eyes capture the warmth of the sun which illuminates and radiates through your personality to the rest of us, who feed off your warmth and grow as individuals.
Stay true to who you are and no one can tell you otherwise. Keep loving!
Randal
she looks fuckin’ ugly as usual, but i looooovee that swimsuit.
“”Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.” How do you answer that?”
By saying “who the fuck would TRY to be Vietnamese???”
I actually like this girl.
Just another foul-mouthed skank with very fake tits !!
That’s not a denial.
Number 14, LOL, that’s brilliant.
I love you longtime!
&11
Thanks for makeing me laugh, ebree ting…
She’s wearing the “1 piece” version of Britney’s bikini from the other day (see 3-4 posts down)..and last month and the month before that…notice the “kills” lettering..
SHOT AT LOVE 3???
And, for the record.
I am a girl, and I say “SUCK MY DICK!”
All the time.
I AM BISEXUAL AND REALLY WOULD LOVE TO SUCK THOSE TITS! FOR HOURS MAN.
I AM BISEXUAL AND REALLY WOULD LOVE TO SUCK THOSE TITS! FOR HOURS MAN.
I am as real as Barack Obama.
I AM BISEXUAL AND REALLY WOULD LOVE TO SUCK THOSE TITS! FOR HOURS MAN.
dinks are the nastiest race on the planet. they smell like soy sauce and they are retarded. she is a foul excuse for a human. why didn’t we get her when we got Nagasaki??? oh…that was in Japan. wait….if they all look alike, how are they from different places. i don’t get it. fuck it. nuke ‘em all!!!!!
She reeree rooks rike a rittle repruchan.
Stupid round-faced midget gook cunt.
Other than that, I like her.
I CANNOT BELIEVE i finally found someone I hate more than Heidi Montag..
Fucking amazing.
SHe is pretending to be Vietnamese. She’s from America.
LA Stud and ph7,
Oh no you dint!
If she wants me to believe that she’s a bisexual I am going to need to see her munch some rug. Live. While I give it to her in the Ho Chi Minh Trail from behind. Otherwise she could be faking it.
What the fuck is this stupid twat hanging out at the beach for?? CHARLIE DON’T SURF!!
I’ll suck her dick, but it better be COMPLETELY functional. The last time I…toured…Thailand, s/he made the claim but after 25 minutes all I had was lockjaw. It’s like when you go to restaurant with bad service – after half an hour, you want to eat something, even if it’s too thick and salty and sticks in your throat right at the gag spot.
I wish she had a cock so I could shove it in her mouth
(there’s the fake link, happy?)
first
that bitch isn’t bisexual, but i do believe she has a penis now
TILA IS A SHEMALE!!!
nasty little skank…… people think she’s kidding when she said that but this trannie vietnamese whore is dead serious….. she really has a cock… and she wants it sucked…. from either male or female
why exactly is this S-HIM even being interviewed by anyone? i sure hope those interviewers got all their shots and went in with a HAZ-MAT suit…. this skank looks like a walking disease
and i totally agree, i have also found someone to hate more than heidi skank-tag….. that sounds so unbelievable even typing it out
It’s probably a moot point unless you have high precision instrumentation. At her size, a genuine Vietnamese male would have a very small penis. Converting to shemale units, we arrive at something approaching the size of Chyna’s clit (click the link in my name). Is it a clit, or a dick? If you really want to know…get therapy.
Yawn. Maybe that K-fed dood would be interested. Just trying to help..
No, it’s not, you dumbass.
It’s a false construct utilized by weak retards like yourself in lieu of engaging in above the board bigotry.
That’s the last time I come to this shitbox. You suck.
#40 – relax, Charlie, the war is over. No more fighting for you. It’s time to sew sneakers. Fill your entire bin and you get a second bowl of cold rice.
I guess nows not the time to crack a joke about the swimsuit and “nips”……
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Is it a penis or a misplaced worm from the bottom of the bottle? Either way, this woman/man bores the living shit out of me.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA @ #40…. Sewing sneakers and roce bowl…. LMAO, that’s amazing
#40, relax….. It’s just a fucking website…. How dare you defend Trannie Tila? All she wants is to get her cock sucked…. So relax wang chung
Mr Jolson, how do you answer reports that you’re not actually a negro and just faking it for the show ?
Al: Why, that’s ridiculous. That’s like asking me to prove I’m bisexual.
The great thing about pictures of Tila Tequila is that you can click on the “full size” button and get “actual size.”
You’re at the beach and wait…look…its the FAILboat.
You’re on it.
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You should stop posting about this gnome. It’s clear she’s giving the world a headache, she makes heidi montag look good BLEH.
Stupid twat. She’s so overrated.