Tila Tequila sat down for an interview with King Magazine where she addressed the rumors that she’s not really a bisexual:
What about the people who say you’re not really bisexual–that you’re hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the record, uh, straight?
They can suck my dick.
Wait, she has a penis now? Why wasn’t I told of this? Get me the White House. In the meantime, here’s what else Tila had to say. She really wants that third season:
If you’re faking bisexuality, then you’d be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. I’m not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether they’re male or female. So whoever said that shows me that they’re really ignorant, and it makes me cringe. It’s like saying, “Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.” How do you answer that?
“‘Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.’ How do you answer that?” Um, are you serious? Did Tila Tequila literally equate proving your ethnicity with proving your bisexuality? You see one of them, ethnicity, is a documented fact. While the other, bisexuality, is a clever marketing tool used by an elf in a bikini.
Fun Fact: Tila brought her own fishbowl for this photo shoot to be taken in. She said, “Bisexuals always come prepared!” Then spent five hours crying for someone to believe her. And that, boys and girls, is where butterflies come from!
Racer X | June 17, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Slore.
Jackson | June 17, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Kim Kardaskank would have had a petite shape if she did not over eat like a porker!
Mike Oxbhig | June 17, 2008 at 3:52 pm
FIRST nIGGAS!
that skanky bitch needs to disappear
LA Stud | June 17, 2008 at 3:53 pm
How about the rumors that she is really an Asian tranny with a small cock and breast implants.
ph7 | June 17, 2008 at 3:53 pm
After I’ve had sex with her, I’d burn her hut down.
The problem with having sex with her? 30 minutes later, you’re horny again.
Mike Oxbhig | June 17, 2008 at 3:53 pm
and for the record, Kim looks FUCKING GREAT these days.
Clit McGee | June 17, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Her clit must be huge
havoc | June 17, 2008 at 3:57 pm
She got confused.
What she meant to say was:
“No mah sucky sucky. You bin here four hour! You go now!”
.
Sport Ricky | June 17, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Not diggin the fakies or the tats. What this girl needs is more self esteem.
dan | June 17, 2008 at 3:59 pm
the only way to make this fidget look decent is to put her hair in front of her face
??? | June 17, 2008 at 4:05 pm
“What do I get for ten dollars?”
“Ebree ting joo wahn.”
“Everything?”
“Ebree ting.”
Randal | June 17, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Good for you Tila! Don’t let anyone tell you who you are and what you want to be, including the media that somehow reports you to the mass market.
You are stunning in this photo set. Those big eyes capture the warmth of the sun which illuminates and radiates through your personality to the rest of us, who feed off your warmth and grow as individuals.
Stay true to who you are and no one can tell you otherwise. Keep loving!
Randal
Lucy | June 17, 2008 at 4:08 pm
she looks fuckin’ ugly as usual, but i looooovee that swimsuit.
veggi | June 17, 2008 at 4:12 pm
“”Hey, you’re not really Vietnamese, you’re just trying to be.” How do you answer that?”
By saying “who the fuck would TRY to be Vietnamese???”
Shocking | June 17, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I actually like this girl.
Kelley | June 17, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Just another foul-mouthed skank with very fake tits !!
Uncle Eccoli | June 17, 2008 at 4:24 pm
That’s not a denial.
Ricard0 | June 17, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Number 14, LOL, that’s brilliant.
I love you longtime!
Guy | June 17, 2008 at 4:37 pm
&11
Thanks for makeing me laugh, ebree ting…
Shocking | June 17, 2008 at 4:38 pm
She’s wearing the “1 piece” version of Britney’s bikini from the other day (see 3-4 posts down)..and last month and the month before that…notice the “kills” lettering..
Nikky Raney | June 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm
SHOT AT LOVE 3???
And, for the record.
I am a girl, and I say “SUCK MY DICK!”
All the time.
JOBETH | June 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I AM BISEXUAL AND REALLY WOULD LOVE TO SUCK THOSE TITS! FOR HOURS MAN.
JOBETH | June 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I AM BISEXUAL AND REALLY WOULD LOVE TO SUCK THOSE TITS! FOR HOURS MAN.
Tila's Penis | June 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I am as real as Barack Obama.
JOBETH | June 17, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I AM BISEXUAL AND REALLY WOULD LOVE TO SUCK THOSE TITS! FOR HOURS MAN.
ramalamadingdong | June 17, 2008 at 4:42 pm
dinks are the nastiest race on the planet. they smell like soy sauce and they are retarded. she is a foul excuse for a human. why didn’t we get her when we got Nagasaki??? oh…that was in Japan. wait….if they all look alike, how are they from different places. i don’t get it. fuck it. nuke ‘em all!!!!!
TacoBreath | June 17, 2008 at 4:43 pm
She reeree rooks rike a rittle repruchan.
Stupid round-faced midget gook cunt.
Other than that, I like her.
FRIST!!! | June 17, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I CANNOT BELIEVE i finally found someone I hate more than Heidi Montag..
Fucking amazing.
nerdkiller | June 17, 2008 at 4:50 pm
SHe is pretending to be Vietnamese. She’s from America.
Oh No! | June 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm
LA Stud and ph7,
Oh no you dint!
If she wants me to believe that she’s a bisexual I am going to need to see her munch some rug. Live. While I give it to her in the Ho Chi Minh Trail from behind. Otherwise she could be faking it.
Auntie Kryst | June 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm
What the fuck is this stupid twat hanging out at the beach for?? CHARLIE DON’T SURF!!
Jimbo | June 17, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I’ll suck her dick, but it better be COMPLETELY functional. The last time I…toured…Thailand, s/he made the claim but after 25 minutes all I had was lockjaw. It’s like when you go to restaurant with bad service – after half an hour, you want to eat something, even if it’s too thick and salty and sticks in your throat right at the gag spot.
Deacon Jones | June 17, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I wish she had a cock so I could shove it in her mouth
Jimbo | June 17, 2008 at 4:59 pm
(there’s the fake link, happy?)
Tobin | June 17, 2008 at 5:02 pm
first
HGS | June 17, 2008 at 5:08 pm
that bitch isn’t bisexual, but i do believe she has a penis now
TILA IS A SHEMALE!!!
Lola | June 17, 2008 at 5:15 pm
nasty little skank…… people think she’s kidding when she said that but this trannie vietnamese whore is dead serious….. she really has a cock… and she wants it sucked…. from either male or female
why exactly is this S-HIM even being interviewed by anyone? i sure hope those interviewers got all their shots and went in with a HAZ-MAT suit…. this skank looks like a walking disease
and i totally agree, i have also found someone to hate more than heidi skank-tag….. that sounds so unbelievable even typing it out
Mr. Science | June 17, 2008 at 5:15 pm
It’s probably a moot point unless you have high precision instrumentation. At her size, a genuine Vietnamese male would have a very small penis. Converting to shemale units, we arrive at something approaching the size of Chyna’s clit (click the link in my name). Is it a clit, or a dick? If you really want to know…get therapy.
Dorito Man | June 17, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Yawn. Maybe that K-fed dood would be interested. Just trying to help..
ying friman | June 17, 2008 at 5:26 pm
No, it’s not, you dumbass.
It’s a false construct utilized by weak retards like yourself in lieu of engaging in above the board bigotry.
That’s the last time I come to this shitbox. You suck.
Andy | June 17, 2008 at 5:31 pm
#40 – relax, Charlie, the war is over. No more fighting for you. It’s time to sew sneakers. Fill your entire bin and you get a second bowl of cold rice.
havoc | June 17, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I guess nows not the time to crack a joke about the swimsuit and “nips”……
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Ted from LA | June 17, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Is it a penis or a misplaced worm from the bottom of the bottle? Either way, this woman/man bores the living shit out of me.
Lola | June 17, 2008 at 5:39 pm
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA @ #40…. Sewing sneakers and roce bowl…. LMAO, that’s amazing
#40, relax….. It’s just a fucking website…. How dare you defend Trannie Tila? All she wants is to get her cock sucked…. So relax wang chung
Hecubus | June 17, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Mr Jolson, how do you answer reports that you’re not actually a negro and just faking it for the show ?
Al: Why, that’s ridiculous. That’s like asking me to prove I’m bisexual.
JollyJumJuck | June 17, 2008 at 5:48 pm
The great thing about pictures of Tila Tequila is that you can click on the “full size” button and get “actual size.”
10pound | June 17, 2008 at 5:51 pm
You’re at the beach and wait…look…its the FAILboat.
You’re on it.
Erik | June 17, 2008 at 6:08 pm
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNIE | June 17, 2008 at 6:39 pm
You should stop posting about this gnome. It’s clear she’s giving the world a headache, she makes heidi montag look good BLEH.
Gia | June 17, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Stupid twat. She’s so overrated.