Tila Tequila Wants To Be a ‘Goddess’

Now that Ustream videos are involved, it was only a matter of time until Tila Tequila realized living with Charlie Sheen is the prostitution job she’s been waiting her whole life for. In an interview with Hollywood Life, she makes her case to not only be a “goddess,” but be the only one he’ll ever need. Which is great considering she’s two feet tall and apparently missed all that talk about him hating trolls and loving guns. I can see this working out:

“I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”
As someone who admits to having her own public “meltdown,” Tila believes she can be a real asset to Charlie in his time of need.
“I think what he doesn’t realize is that people aren’t laughing with him — they are laughing at him.”

Keep in mind Casey Johnson, the last out-of-control drug addict Tila Tequila lived with died, so who wants to help me build a catapult outside Sober Valley Lodge? I figure we can have her flying over the gate by nightfall if we start now. In the meantime, Charlie doesn’t sit around comparing his life to medieval combat does he? I just don’t want him shooting Tila down with a crossbow before she does whatever it is she does that causes people to OD. (Talking? I’m going with talking.)

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