With Danny DeVito stealing all her midget thunder, Tila Tequila had to do something to get her face back in the press, so she’s made up a story about starring in a porno and blaming it on an imaginary disgruntled worker from her blog. Via Popeater:
Tequila’s announcement that she did not participate in a porn video quickly turned into an attack on the person she suspects of selling the falsified story:
“My pit bull Lawyer, Alan Gutman, is already on getting ready to file a restraining order from you! Do you want to play hardball? Do you want me to tell the WORLD what you did to me? Well since I have more class than you, I’m not going to tell them. Time will tell itself once the news comes out of the VIOLENT things you did to me, that scared the s**t out of me until I kept my mouth shut about it … I was so afraid to tell people what REALLY HAPPENED! You will all know soon enough! And for once and for all, I DID NOT, and I repeat, I DID NOT MAKE A DEAL TO MAKE A SEX TAPE!”
Based on Tila Tequila’s track record, I’m going to go ahead and assume she did make a porno which is probably the most sane and rational thing she’s ever done. I’d almost be impressed if I didn’t have to literally cover my ears every time I read something she wrote. Seriously, there are dogs down the street barking to turn this shit off. I’M TRYING!
Photos: Splash News
dudeatdudedotdude | August 5, 2010 at 10:34 am
กำปั้น
dudeatdudedotdude | August 5, 2010 at 10:42 am
đầu tiên, even
CARLO | August 6, 2010 at 9:29 am
Saw her in a video already getting railed and it was good stuff. Too bad she looks like E.T.’s disguise in the pics above
tusstown | August 5, 2010 at 10:36 am
As lame and attention-seeking no-talent whore this broad is, I would NO DOUBT watch her get railed
Deacon Jones | August 5, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I would def. watch it.
j/k | August 5, 2010 at 2:01 pm
No you wouldn’t. I saw the softcore stuff she did.WAAY better masturbatory material out there.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 5, 2010 at 10:39 am
sounds like she made a tape with/for a partner whos about to go public with it. wonder if it was michael lohan
HackSaw | August 5, 2010 at 10:42 am
I’d hit it.
drewjewaw | August 5, 2010 at 10:42 am
That Danny Devito link is funnier than shit.
FrankNfrtr | August 5, 2010 at 11:00 am
Since Tila appears to be fake, a liar, possibly insane, and has a busted face, big implants & a tight little cocaine and/or meth fueled ass, a career in porn seems her best option.
I would watch & LOL if it was just vanilla porn, but you know she’ll be doing something gross & freaky.
After the release Tila will deny it’s her in the DVD, then she’ll do promotion for it.
Mental illness can be entertaining so long as you have no emotional involvement with the looney.
Sobrietyisacrutch | August 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I know you didn’t mean to do it, but now I can’t get the image of Rob Van Winkle and Tila Tequila bumping uglies.
*shudder*
Sobrietyisacrutch | August 5, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Should have added “out of my mind”
FrankNfrtr | August 5, 2010 at 4:48 pm
FrankNfrtr is not responsible for any images or ideas that come to the reader’s mind while perusing my posts.
Unless in the unlikely event it gives you an orgasm…..those I will claim.
Gary | August 5, 2010 at 11:02 am
Tranny.
shankyouverymuch | August 5, 2010 at 12:49 pm
The word gross does not even begin to describe how fucking GROSS this lizard really IS – SICK in EVERY way imaginable :O(
YeaItsMe | August 5, 2010 at 11:03 am
go to xhamster.com and search her name……you’ll get about 6 vids
Lindsay's Left Lip | August 5, 2010 at 11:07 am
ok, except most of them aren’t her. http://xhamster.com/search.php?q=Tila+Tequila&qcat=video
wakey wakey | August 5, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Then who the fuck is it genius::????
Robot | August 5, 2010 at 5:37 pm
The ones where people are actually having sex isn’t her. the other ones are her though.
joho777 | August 5, 2010 at 11:03 am
It’s incredible that this malicious little goblin is still able to get back in the news.
So what if Tila makes a porno? And anyway, this story is probably another attempt to lever herself back into view.
She is so unpleasant and untrustworthy, who cares, anyway?
speedmonkey.net | August 5, 2010 at 11:05 am
wait, Tila has more class than someone?
what??? | August 5, 2010 at 11:20 am
Look at the size of that slope’s head! Why do the paps even turn thier cameras on this attention whore? I’m convinced we are facinated by train wrecks. I support her new career move into porn. Hopefully it’s in snuff films.
buttfuck | August 5, 2010 at 11:26 am
Except she probabyl did and he is outing her so now she makes up a bunch of threats and lies. So pyscho.
just-this-guy | August 5, 2010 at 11:29 am
With her, it’s the kind of sex tape you’d pay money NOT to see.
Randal | August 5, 2010 at 11:32 am
If there is a Tila Tequila porno I hope to god there is alot of splooge on her face because what’s the point otherwise?? Am I right guys, ladies am I right on this one? If you’re going to put this skinny little asian in a sex movie you better be cumming all over her face and in her mouth. Do some shots where you’re cumming in her eye and she’s blinking confused about it, that sells tapes.
For gods’ sake don’t cum on her ass on stomach I mean really what is the point?? If there is a tape and I am sure at least they are thinking about making one aim for the face. Do a few takes where she is sucking on the cock head as it’s cumming and she drinks the cum, that’s what sells! There is $$$$$ DOLLAR SIGNS in cum drinking, we all know this. Splooge on the stomach or ass no one cares about. Tell me I have a huge cock, that’s good porn too. Am I right ladies??
Randal
Annabelle Chonie | August 5, 2010 at 11:37 am
You have given this a lot of thought Randal.
Cock Dr | August 5, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Normally that semen scene described doesn’t exactly get me hot n bothered, but I do hope this little troll gets on camera waterboarded with the “splooge” of a million frustrated men.
Do ya think that would stop the furious torrent of trash talk?
nikkyraney | August 5, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Maybe you’d like to be apart of this production.
SHUT UP NIKKY | August 5, 2010 at 9:17 pm
“A PART” IS TWO WORDS. Go eat, Nikky. Don’t type.
Me | August 5, 2010 at 11:59 am
Did she actually refer to herself as classy? LOL!!
OhMyGosh | August 5, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Wow, she is rocking a great post-baby body. When did she have her child? Was that 1 o 2 months ago? That woman looks better than before.
That was fun.
Didn’t she do lesbian porn before she became a “famous” person? Poor girl, she is obviously ill, her head must resemble a city after a tornado passed through it.
Fishstix | August 6, 2010 at 12:18 am
Don’t you mean post-abortion body?
tusstown | August 5, 2010 at 12:20 pm
So who would you rather smash, tila or winehouse?
Natalie | August 5, 2010 at 12:21 pm
That fake blog link was hilarious! I totally fell for it. Normally I could not care less about Tila Tequila, but the idea of her being so desperate for attention that she is turning to getting banged on film is quite funny.
nikkyraney | August 5, 2010 at 3:39 pm
That really is her blog.
LYING BITCH!! | August 5, 2010 at 12:44 pm
WHAT IS THIS CRAZY BITCH ON ABOUT….I HAVE FUCKING SEEN HER TAPE AND IT WAS WITH A GUY I HAVE SEEN DO OTHER PORN SHOOTS!! LYING FUCKING MIDGET!…to answer tusstown…..i would slam them both with a thick dome and then beat them senseless with my cock!..only once though ;)
HERE U GO NOOBS!! | August 5, 2010 at 12:46 pm
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=e312a01d2ab08b2d1e16
I am guessing thats her unless there are cloned midgets who look like her!
Robot | August 5, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Yeah… that’s not her. It’s Leanna Scott.
Lance Bass | August 5, 2010 at 12:47 pm
eww this little chink goblin is seriously disgusting in every way. wtf is even remotly appealing about her? and for some reason she just seems like she smells really bad….my guess like a really old and dirty chinese resturant.
I’d rather watch that fat gross pig gabby sinabunn lol do porn…just sayin
Kristen | August 5, 2010 at 12:57 pm
LMAO I couldn’t have said it better myself
Funny | August 7, 2010 at 6:46 pm
C’mon, Kristen. I know you would do her!
memem | August 5, 2010 at 1:57 pm
She is a truly awful person, but out of the celebrities I would love to see get railed, she is near the top of the list. Tight little body, and absolutely crazy, so you know she is a demon in bed. I am dying to see her face down, ass up.
Katie | August 5, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Wait, I thought she was pregnant?
tusstown | August 5, 2010 at 2:22 pm
memen, well said. tops on my list are ScarJo and Katy Perry. I just want to see those natties unleashed!
stinky mcpoop | August 5, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Come on guys, she’s clearly a victim. She’s even got a pit bull lawyer to defend her from people who want to play hardball with her.
Wait a minute – hardball, pit bull, Tila Tequila…this can only mean one thing – Tila Tequila is in a hardcore porn flick involving bestiality with a pit bull and a hard ball strapped in her mouth. Where do I find this movie?
WhitePussyLover | August 5, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I’d Beat it up
nikkyraney | August 5, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Like 10 blog posts ago she titled the entry “MISS TILA SEX TAPE? NSFW” and posted a video of her stripping. Then she buys that lamborghini. Then she goes on a “vacation.” And then the blog posts from Radar Online etc. come out about her doing an adult film & she is all up in arms saying “NO WAY! WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THAT??!??!” ….seriously?
P.S. I’m “Piggy Raney” that she blogged about.
ew | August 5, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Nikky, are you seriously on the superficial’s website, trying to look important because Tila Tequila called you fat? Do you need attention that badly?
fing gross! | August 5, 2010 at 9:14 pm
GET off it, hooker! FAT BLOOGGGGERRR!!!! Get over it!! Not a hater right? we know ur true colors !!!!!
FAT FAT BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blossip | August 5, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Why do you have to bring up the fact you are “Piggy Raney.” Sadly I think everyone but YOU have moved on from that nickname.
Silva Halo | August 6, 2010 at 3:50 am
Nikky you can’t be effing serious?? Why the hell do we even care what she called you? This is about Tila doing porn and not about you trying to get hits on your lame ass website. Get over yourself.
Bored with life | August 5, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Not. If. You. Paid. Me.
buttfuck | August 5, 2010 at 10:34 pm
wheres your supposed pregnancy bitch
anonym | August 6, 2010 at 1:48 am
god damn midget.
legs are shorter than my arms
captain america | August 6, 2010 at 7:23 am
the good thing is: THEY WON’T EXPECT HER TO TALK!!
Funny | August 7, 2010 at 6:45 pm
A TT porn? What makes her any different than the other whores in porn?
mipenn22238 | August 8, 2010 at 10:05 am
She’s already been on playboy tv TOTALLY NAKED so what else is there