Tila Tequila Something About a Porno

August 5th, 2010 // 63 Comments

With Danny DeVito stealing all her midget thunder, Tila Tequila had to do something to get her face back in the press, so she’s made up a story about starring in a porno and blaming it on an imaginary disgruntled worker from her blog. Via Popeater:

Tequila’s announcement that she did not participate in a porn video quickly turned into an attack on the person she suspects of selling the falsified story:
“My pit bull Lawyer, Alan Gutman, is already on getting ready to file a restraining order from you! Do you want to play hardball? Do you want me to tell the WORLD what you did to me? Well since I have more class than you, I’m not going to tell them. Time will tell itself once the news comes out of the VIOLENT things you did to me, that scared the s**t out of me until I kept my mouth shut about it … I was so afraid to tell people what REALLY HAPPENED! You will all know soon enough! And for once and for all, I DID NOT, and I repeat, I DID NOT MAKE A DEAL TO MAKE A SEX TAPE!”

Based on Tila Tequila’s track record, I’m going to go ahead and assume she did make a porno which is probably the most sane and rational thing she’s ever done. I’d almost be impressed if I didn’t have to literally cover my ears every time I read something she wrote. Seriously, there are dogs down the street barking to turn this shit off. I’M TRYING!

Photos: Splash News

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  1. tusstown

    As lame and attention-seeking no-talent whore this broad is, I would NO DOUBT watch her get railed

  2. sounds like she made a tape with/for a partner whos about to go public with it. wonder if it was michael lohan

  3. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  4. drewjewaw

    That Danny Devito link is funnier than shit.

  5. Tila Tequila
    Commented on this photo:

    Men just go crazy with lust when they see an huge inked scorpion on a woman. So classy.

  6. Since Tila appears to be fake, a liar, possibly insane, and has a busted face, big implants & a tight little cocaine and/or meth fueled ass, a career in porn seems her best option.
    I would watch & LOL if it was just vanilla porn, but you know she’ll be doing something gross & freaky.
    After the release Tila will deny it’s her in the DVD, then she’ll do promotion for it.
    Mental illness can be entertaining so long as you have no emotional involvement with the looney.

    • Sobrietyisacrutch

      I know you didn’t mean to do it, but now I can’t get the image of Rob Van Winkle and Tila Tequila bumping uglies.
      *shudder*

  7. Gary

    Tranny.

    • shankyouverymuch

      The word gross does not even begin to describe how fucking GROSS this lizard really IS – SICK in EVERY way imaginable :O(

  8. YeaItsMe

    go to xhamster.com and search her name……you’ll get about 6 vids

  9. joho777

    It’s incredible that this malicious little goblin is still able to get back in the news.

    So what if Tila makes a porno? And anyway, this story is probably another attempt to lever herself back into view.

    She is so unpleasant and untrustworthy, who cares, anyway?

  10. speedmonkey.net

    wait, Tila has more class than someone?

  11. what???

    Look at the size of that slope’s head! Why do the paps even turn thier cameras on this attention whore? I’m convinced we are facinated by train wrecks. I support her new career move into porn. Hopefully it’s in snuff films.

  12. buttfuck

    Except she probabyl did and he is outing her so now she makes up a bunch of threats and lies. So pyscho.

  13. just-this-guy

    With her, it’s the kind of sex tape you’d pay money NOT to see.

  14. If there is a Tila Tequila porno I hope to god there is alot of splooge on her face because what’s the point otherwise?? Am I right guys, ladies am I right on this one? If you’re going to put this skinny little asian in a sex movie you better be cumming all over her face and in her mouth. Do some shots where you’re cumming in her eye and she’s blinking confused about it, that sells tapes.
    For gods’ sake don’t cum on her ass on stomach I mean really what is the point?? If there is a tape and I am sure at least they are thinking about making one aim for the face. Do a few takes where she is sucking on the cock head as it’s cumming and she drinks the cum, that’s what sells! There is $$$$$ DOLLAR SIGNS in cum drinking, we all know this. Splooge on the stomach or ass no one cares about. Tell me I have a huge cock, that’s good porn too. Am I right ladies??

    Randal

  15. Tila Tequila
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously Fish..if you just stop posting photos and stories of this idiot…she will go away altogether…free advice there..

  16. Tila Tequila
    Onyx Blackman
    Commented on this photo:

    Being that I hate everything about this cunt, I’m a bit surprised to find myself thinking she looks semi-doable in these pics. But doable only in a hate-filled grudge-fuck king of way.

  17. Tila Tequila
    JPRichardson
    Commented on this photo:

    …but there is no denying Tila’s got a perfect body. I have nothing against Fish posting pics of her.

  18. Me

    Did she actually refer to herself as classy? LOL!!

  19. OhMyGosh

    Wow, she is rocking a great post-baby body. When did she have her child? Was that 1 o 2 months ago? That woman looks better than before.
    That was fun.
    Didn’t she do lesbian porn before she became a “famous” person? Poor girl, she is obviously ill, her head must resemble a city after a tornado passed through it.

  20. tusstown

    So who would you rather smash, tila or winehouse?

  21. That fake blog link was hilarious! I totally fell for it. Normally I could not care less about Tila Tequila, but the idea of her being so desperate for attention that she is turning to getting banged on film is quite funny.

  22. LYING BITCH!!

    WHAT IS THIS CRAZY BITCH ON ABOUT….I HAVE FUCKING SEEN HER TAPE AND IT WAS WITH A GUY I HAVE SEEN DO OTHER PORN SHOOTS!! LYING FUCKING MIDGET!…to answer tusstown…..i would slam them both with a thick dome and then beat them senseless with my cock!..only once though ;)

  23. HERE U GO NOOBS!!

    http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=e312a01d2ab08b2d1e16

    I am guessing thats her unless there are cloned midgets who look like her!

  24. Lance Bass

    eww this little chink goblin is seriously disgusting in every way. wtf is even remotly appealing about her? and for some reason she just seems like she smells really bad….my guess like a really old and dirty chinese resturant.
    I’d rather watch that fat gross pig gabby sinabunn lol do porn…just sayin

  25. memem

    She is a truly awful person, but out of the celebrities I would love to see get railed, she is near the top of the list. Tight little body, and absolutely crazy, so you know she is a demon in bed. I am dying to see her face down, ass up.

  26. Katie

    Wait, I thought she was pregnant?

  27. tusstown

    memen, well said. tops on my list are ScarJo and Katy Perry. I just want to see those natties unleashed!

  28. stinky mcpoop

    Come on guys, she’s clearly a victim. She’s even got a pit bull lawyer to defend her from people who want to play hardball with her.

    Wait a minute – hardball, pit bull, Tila Tequila…this can only mean one thing – Tila Tequila is in a hardcore porn flick involving bestiality with a pit bull and a hard ball strapped in her mouth. Where do I find this movie?

  29. Tila Tequila
    RoniMikey
    Commented on this photo:

    I would like to put her hair in a ponytail and use it to hold on while she cried from me ramming her in the ass.

  30. WhitePussyLover

    I’d Beat it up

  31. Like 10 blog posts ago she titled the entry “MISS TILA SEX TAPE? NSFW” and posted a video of her stripping. Then she buys that lamborghini. Then she goes on a “vacation.” And then the blog posts from Radar Online etc. come out about her doing an adult film & she is all up in arms saying “NO WAY! WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THAT??!??!” ….seriously?

    P.S. I’m “Piggy Raney” that she blogged about.

    • ew

      Nikky, are you seriously on the superficial’s website, trying to look important because Tila Tequila called you fat? Do you need attention that badly?

      • fing gross!

        GET off it, hooker! FAT BLOOGGGGERRR!!!! Get over it!! Not a hater right? we know ur true colors !!!!!

        FAT FAT BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • blossip

      Why do you have to bring up the fact you are “Piggy Raney.” Sadly I think everyone but YOU have moved on from that nickname.

      • Nikky you can’t be effing serious?? Why the hell do we even care what she called you? This is about Tila doing porn and not about you trying to get hits on your lame ass website. Get over yourself.

  32. Bored with life

    Not. If. You. Paid. Me.

  33. Tila Tequila
    OmgSing
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like she’s had facial plastic surgery but i don’t keep her photos around so hard to say where they cut..

  34. buttfuck

    wheres your supposed pregnancy bitch

  35. anonym

    god damn midget.

    legs are shorter than my arms

  36. captain america

    the good thing is: THEY WON’T EXPECT HER TO TALK!!

  37. Funny

    A TT porn? What makes her any different than the other whores in porn?

  38. mipenn22238

    She’s already been on playboy tv TOTALLY NAKED so what else is there

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