Tila Tequila Something About a Porno

By: The Superficial / August 5, 2010

With Danny DeVito stealing all her midget thunder, Tila Tequila had to do something to get her face back in the press, so she’s made up a story about starring in a porno and blaming it on an imaginary disgruntled worker from her blog. Via Popeater:

Tequila’s announcement that she did not participate in a porn video quickly turned into an attack on the person she suspects of selling the falsified story:
“My pit bull Lawyer, Alan Gutman, is already on getting ready to file a restraining order from you! Do you want to play hardball? Do you want me to tell the WORLD what you did to me? Well since I have more class than you, I’m not going to tell them. Time will tell itself once the news comes out of the VIOLENT things you did to me, that scared the s**t out of me until I kept my mouth shut about it … I was so afraid to tell people what REALLY HAPPENED! You will all know soon enough! And for once and for all, I DID NOT, and I repeat, I DID NOT MAKE A DEAL TO MAKE A SEX TAPE!”

Based on Tila Tequila’s track record, I’m going to go ahead and assume she did make a porno which is probably the most sane and rational thing she’s ever done. I’d almost be impressed if I didn’t have to literally cover my ears every time I read something she wrote. Seriously, there are dogs down the street barking to turn this shit off. I’M TRYING!

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