Now that Tila Tequila‘s done doing InfoWars porn – and actual porn – it’s time to resort to the famewhore spectacle of choice: faking a pregnancy. And if you’re thinking to yourself, wait a minute, didn’t Tila Tequila already try this before? Why, yes, Pete, she did. In fact, not only did Tila pretend to be pregnant back in 2010, she also pretended to have a miscarriage because that’s what pseudo-celebrities with no souls do for attention. You heard me, frecklepuss.