Tila Tequila Knows Who Really Killed Paul Walker Because She Was Hitler In A Former Life
The last time we saw Tila Tequila she had assumed a new form as a gun-toting libertarian filled with parenting advice and InfoWars-level conspiracy theories. Since then she’s double-downed on that last part and has evolved into a pure being of truth that has visited our dimension several times before in various different forms. (Read: Hitler. Tila Tequila was Hitler.) And if there’s one thing pure energy beings love its Facebook. They can’t get enough of the shit and piling more shit onto that shit:
I know who killed Elisa Lam. The Mysterious Video of the Girl in Elevator who ended up “mysteriously dead” at the bottom of a closed off water tank. – I believe I am the only person on this entire planet who knows what happened. I knew it the first time news of the strange video started circulating the internet weeks ago. I have just kept my mouth shut because there is a lot more to it and of course…. cases like this.. I just did not want to draw any attention to myself but I know exactly why they did it and yes it was indeed a ritualistic murder. Just like Paul Walker’s. However, for Lam’s case I have so much detail that it may blow your mind. I know it blew my mind and that’s why I was debating on weather or not I should blog about it as I did not want to have anything to do with it… except for the fact that this ritual murder was directly linked to my ritual murder last year….. So… kinda makes it hard for me to talk about.
Now I know what you’re thinking: “Tickle me wee bonny testicles with your midget fingers, that’s a whole load of truth! Tell me through the magic of song.” SHALAKA-THEJEWSDIDIT-ZAM!
And because Tila Tequila is a kind and benevolent goddess she has made the lyrics readily available so that one might tattoo them upon their temple and cry “PORK CHOPS!” in the face of Zionists:
Everytime you hear my name it’s going down, goin down X 4
Feeding yo mind with GMOS
while givin yo babies flo flo
not flo rida but flo ride
that shit that burns yo third eye
Jewluminati motherfuckers hate me
Oh no they don’t wanna date me
Nor you nor you nor you too
Worldwide Genocide blame it on the jews
So now they call me a nazi
no bitch I’m just good at yhatzee
Espionage is my middle name HA!
I got you good while rolling through yo hood
Hitler no Hi Tila
Hitler no Hit Tila
Hitler No Hi Tila
“I am so going to listen to that while stabbing a woman to death in the middle of anal sex.” – Mel Gibson