Tila Tequila Is A Phone Sex Operator

While some people will point out this information has been available on Tila Tequila’s website for over two weeks now, but nobody noticed because she became a crazy, pregnant racist after blaming the Jews for killing Paul Walker, I like to believe Peter Dinklage made it happen by restoring balance to the world with his smooth strutting, so those people can suck it. Anyway, apparently you can pay to phone sex Tila now which I have no idea how that hasn’t always been the case, but more importantly, it means we can’t be far off from hearing recordings of this happening:

“Hi! Who’s this?”
“J-Josh… Joe, I mean Joe. Joe Smithson.”
“Okay. Well, what’re you into, Joe?”
“Um… bubbles, I like bubble baths?”
“Ohmygod, did you just say bubble baths? *laughs* Holy shit.”
“HEY! You don’t laugh at me! I’m a MAN! And my mom and dad said Jesus made the man the head of the household, and you have to do whatever I want or else I get TOUGH! Super tough!”
“Aw, I’m sorry, baby, you’re right, you’re right. I shouldn’t have laughed. Tell me something else you’re into. What else do you like?”
“Hugs. Hugging and kissing?”
“Goddammit, dude…”

h/t Hollywood Tuna

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