Tila Tequila Legally Declared a Famewhore

October 7th, 2010 // 65 Comments

Tila Tequila tried to stop the release of a sex tape, or at least pretended to look like she tried, but ended up being essentially told by a judge that she’s a walking bag of whore who just wants attention, according to TMZ:

Tila’s lawyer, Alan Gutman, just asked an L.A. County Superior Court judge for an injunction, prohibiting the release of one of her sex tapes. Gutman argued the tape — shot more than 7 years ago during a trip with her boyfriend — was an invasion of privacy and a misappropriation of her image.
But the judge scoffed, saying privacy, schmivacy: “Tila exploits her sexuality.”

So at this point, you can pretty much do whatever you want to Tila Tequila without her consent and no jury will convict. While I’m sure this might concern a few civil rights advocates, I doubt any of us can search our hearts and argue we’re talking about an actual human being here. It’d be like saying blow-up dolls have emotions which, in hindsight, isn’t fair to rubber sex toys. No one deserves that comparison.

Photo: WENN

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  1. Burke, Esq.

    FIRST!

    • The Real TAB

      Congrats, you’re a loser who refreshes the superficial all day long.

      • Burke, Esq.

        Still using someone else’s name to mock them..so unoriginal its disgusting.

        Do us a favor and go kill yourself, you worthless, jobless warthog.

      • Lady Esq

        Tell me about it.

        BTW, Texas sucks.

      • Drew

        You really have to love the irony of someone being a “loser” or “jobless” for posting first, yet the people who bitch and moan about it are somehow these enlightened individuals with (I imagine) high paying, important jobs.

        All of you are just as pathetic of individuals as the first poster.

    • Parker

      I would put my wiener in her ass. Cum to think of it, that’s it. Yep. Ass sex. Shit on a stick.
      Me.

  2. The Real TAB

    FIRST!

  3. Aiden

    It looks like a Cambodian refugee

  4. Burke, Esq.

    I thought this whore was a lesbian..wasn’t she engaged to Betsey Johnson who then realized the thought of marrying this troll was just wrong on many levels? Overdoses?

    This chicks 15 minutes have been up long ago!

  5. Hard to believe it wasnt ten years ago when she was just stunningly beautiful. Today i just wanna hit her repeatedly on the head for bonus coins

    • Michael

      “Today i just wanna hit her repeatedly on the head for bonus coins”

      I love people like you, man. Great to find people with a sense of humor like you.

  6. Tom

    I’ve never wanted a thing to OD as much as I want it to OD.

  7. Is it just my imagination, or did this judge just declare Tila is no longer legally a person?

    • Kazoo

      Nah…just pointed out that if she makes a living exploiting her sexuality then she shouldn’t complain too much if it gets exploited! Dumb bitch shouldn’t need to be told that…it’s self explanatory!

      • Frank

        She might not quite understand what ‘exploitation’ means…sounded close to sexploitation and she was up for a little whoredom.

  8. Crystina

    I want to kick her in her dirty midget crotch… but then I’d have to get rid of my shoes. It’d be worth it.

  9. Burke, Esq.

    She is pictured with a black vibrator in her mouth, one to send to Ma!

  10. Christ did she balloon or what?

    Coming to MTV this spring, Shot of Bacon Fat with Tila Tequila.

    • Gallo

      I don’t see it. She’s always had unique proportions. I suspect that she’s on FAR too many drugs to eat enough to gain weight.

    • mensa

      I think it’s a bad picture, but it does look like she put on 5-10. wasn’t she supposed to be pregnant or something?

  11. Cock Dr

    I wish more desperate famewhores would make appearances wielding enormous vibrators & dildos. So funny.
    Work it Tila. Cut to the chase & give us a demo on how a little midget like you can handle that foot long.

    • Jen

      guess what my name is on the back of my shirt for my kickball team. Cock Dr. I get alot of hoopin n hollerin for that shit. Too bad you didnt TM it! But, the teammates actually insist on calling me CT b/c of my very prominent Camel Toe. DAMNIT

  12. What’s with the DEAD POOL posts today?
    Seriously – Tila, Paris and Brit could all die and nobody would give a fuck.

  13. Parker and Tab

    Hell, I would even let my new and only friend here – fake Tab – have this little gook’s ass!

  14. Deacon Jones

    Why can’t I meet a women like this at work? Preferably a slutty receptionist

  15. RebelMinion

    So classy

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    Noodlesarefun
    Commented on this photo:

    What are those, heroin tracks going up her left arm?

  17. Where are the Juggaloos when you need them?

  18. gaag

    you guys can say whatever you want, but you know you would totally bone her if you had the chance, I know I would, I would bone her Raw dog,and then i would pay for her abortion because I am a gentleman like that

  19. she’s all yours. there ain’t enough lemon juice in the world that’ll rid your dick of that smell

  20. Yuneil

    So sayeth you, while posting her name in a celeb blog.
    Fucking moron.

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    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    She’ll never go away, will she?

  22. roger

    I forget, is she a leprechaun or an elf?

  23. Tila Tequila
    jose
    Commented on this photo:

    id buy that shit in a second, if it were any good. I love this chick.

  24. hills

    Looking forward to when this attention whore OD’s.

  25. Tila Tequila
    welldoneson
    Commented on this photo:

    tu mau me

  26. Ash Bones

    She was never my friend on myspace :( i still cry myself to sleep over that…… WHY TEQUILA WHY ???

  27. g_girl

    she;s got a mental illness.

  28. Tila Tequila
    Commented on this photo:

    Lol she looks like this asian tranny named Mint.

  29. Looks like an asian Tranny named Mint exactly.

  30. Willy Wonka

    Think she could take that entire thing in her ass???

  31. mike

    i’d pound her all day long

  32. After all those e-mails Tila sent me about her super powerful lawyer that has put so many people away — I am laughing my ass off.

  33. Tommy Lee's Cock

    Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!

  34. Tila Tequila
    Willy Wonka
    Commented on this photo:

    Think she could take that entire thing up her ass?

  35. Tila Tequila
    romie
    Commented on this photo:

    she needs to go somewhere I’m so sick of whores like her.

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