I’m just gonna cut to the chase. Tila Tequila is in the process of converting to Judaism which suddenly makes all that stuff Katy Perry’s dad said seem quaint by comparison because at least he didn’t discredit an entire religion simply by joining it. TMZ reports:
TMZ has learned Tequila has been taking classes at a NY temple to begin the conversion process … and even skipped Christmas this year to focus on change.
We spoke with the former MTV reality star about the situation and she explained, “As time passed, I started to become more and more fascinated with Kabbalah, the culture, and the way of life of the reform Judaism religion.”
Tila adds, “I just feel like the Jewish people have such a beautiful way about them, and I can’t wait to officially be Jewish! Shabbat Shalom.”
When reached for comment, every Jew alive responded by climbing into an oven then saying, “What? This thing only goes to 500 degrees? At least Hitler knew how to burn a tokhes. You should call your mother.”