Tila Tequila is the Smoking Gun to Jennifer Aniston’s Upskirt

By: The Superficial / July 22, 2010

It’s a slow news day, so indulge my pet theory for a tick:

Here’s Tila Tequila, like Jennifer Aniston, in London last night where she actually had the wherewithal to cover her groin and flip off the paparazzi before they snapped a shot of her vagina. The same Tila Tequila who once went on a naked Internet rant with her tampon string hanging out. Yet somehow Jennifer Aniston did not have the same discretion conveniently before the release of Angelina’s new movie. If this was a courtroom, this is the part where I slam my briefcase shut and watch as the jury enjoys the intercoursing I just gave their faculties of reason. Now someone say they believe me, so I can stop tattooing “Jenn A. raped and murdered Salt” backwards on my chest. I have sensitive skin.

Photos: INFdaily (6,000th Post – MR)