Tila Tequila is the Smoking Gun to Jennifer Aniston’s Upskirt

July 22nd, 2010 // 48 Comments

It’s a slow news day, so indulge my pet theory for a tick:

Here’s Tila Tequila, like Jennifer Aniston, in London last night where she actually had the wherewithal to cover her groin and flip off the paparazzi before they snapped a shot of her vagina. The same Tila Tequila who once went on a naked Internet rant with her tampon string hanging out. Yet somehow Jennifer Aniston did not have the same discretion conveniently before the release of Angelina’s new movie. If this was a courtroom, this is the part where I slam my briefcase shut and watch as the jury enjoys the intercoursing I just gave their faculties of reason. Now someone say they believe me, so I can stop tattooing “Jenn A. raped and murdered Salt” backwards on my chest. I have sensitive skin.

Photos: INFdaily (6,000th Post – MR)

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  1. Amy

    Her legs look super-fat in this picture.

    • le Rough sportif

      Yep, like the J.A.’s invasion of her queff walls shots, nothing i can sink my teeth into…

    • CARLO

      Look at the dude in pic #6…looks like he’s getting a feel on those boobies ahahaha. GOod work

    • Paul

      Shouldn’t those legs be carrying around a Russian “baby boy”? Wtf happened to that? Oh yeah, this broad is a ridiculous liar. Wish someone would Chris Brown her.

  2. Her tits look super-big in these pictures

  3. First
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST! OMFG! I’M SO HAPPY!

  4. First

    Her face looks super-bad in these pictures.

  5. once upon a time

    Her shoes look super-ugly in this pictures.

  6. Cock Dr

    Ugly person in an ugly dress.

  7. just be glad we’re not having to decide if her pissflaps look big or small. tho there was a time when tila was 1,000,000x prettier than aniston. before she discovered bleach, ink, fame…

  8. Johm Holmes
    Commented on this photo:

    Super hot leprechaun!

  9. Lucion

    What the fuck did he just rant on about in this article?

  10. JustGoingAlong

    She looks super-chinky here.

    Actually she looks like the proud winner of the tranny beauty contest at a karaoke bar.

  11. Deacon Jones

    She looks super Typical

    • Bunny

      ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Love it…

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      Typical wishes she looked this good.
      And by “this good”, I mean really, really bad.
      Which would be good by Typical’s standards.
      Because they’re both sluts.
      And sluts really don’t look that good.
      *
      *
      I’m done now.

  12. Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    what a SKANK of the highest (or lowest) order. her snatch must smell like a dumpster behind a vietnamese restaurant. there is absolutely nothing appealing about this shameless whore. she looks real broken up about her ex OD’ing doesn’t she? wish they both would have shot PCP in their eyeballs and jumped out a 10 story window together.

  13. brit

    Ugly doped-up troll with too-big false zongas. Isn’t her 15 over with yet?

    The difference between her and Aniston is that we’ve already seen – willingly – shots of her vag, whereas JA’s is still to be hunted down. I’m not sure the hunt is worth it, other than the embarrassment factor at the end of it, however.

  14. Why isn’t she using a security child seat?

  15. snarkyscreenname

    Great Memento reference, Fish. You are my favorite person alive!

  16. Onyx Blackman
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure what was ever considered appealing about this woman. I’ve gotten hand jobs from Asians waaaay hotter than her at the massage parlor.

  17. Fati87

    Excuse me but why the hell should Jennifer Aniston should care about what is going on in Angelina Jolie’s life before doing anything?

    And Angelina stinks – everything she does sucks. She has absolutely no acting talent. She just plays her natural self in every single movie.

  18. Disgusting...

    What a dumbass. Official tila SLUTquila themesong:

    “ooooh, me so horny,
    ooooh, me so horny,
    ooooh, me so horny,
    me love you long time…”

  19. ed45

    Is this SLOPE still around??? Her head is shaped like a triangle and she’s a fugly publicity whore who’s claim to fame is collecting STD’s. Point the cameras away from this skank and send her back to the rice fields where she came from.

    • Artemis

      so sick of dumb whiteys attempting to tear down minorities bc they think it’s funnier that way. go back to sucking your mother’s dick in whatever shithole your people are from, lil’ honky

  20. anonym

    how the fuck does Tila have the money to keep up with this fake poser lifestyle?

    she’s no actor, she’s no singer. so where the fuck does she get the money?

    she must be giving blowjobs on the side….

    • Vito

      Hell, I’d love her to blow me! Aside from having Tupperware tits and being an absolute freak-a-zoid in general, I’ll bet she could suck-start a Harley-Davidson and swallow the exhaust!

  21. anonym

    F-list midget bitch

  22. Looks like that pumpkin-headed troll/dwarf again…..ugh-ly….nasty

  23. None Of Your Business
    Commented on this photo:

    Sweet Lord!! What a whore!

  24. None Of Your Business
    Commented on this photo:

    My asslips are all swollen and crusty!

  25. Marcus

    She needs to update her Myspace status to “Over and Done”

  26. captain america

    that these kind of FAILED THAI-PROSTITUTES find “work” to entertain americans tells you why the country is on the edge of another economic dissaster!!!!

  27. Normal Male

    Where is your baby you ugly lying whore? Too bad you’re sterile from all the STDs you’ve got. Maybe head back to Vietnam so you can sucky-sucky and make yourself useful. You’re nothing but a sack of guts for someone desperate to stick their herpes-covered dick in.

  28. Gando

    Is there any secret text written on her fingernails?

  29. McFeely Smackup

    god damn I’ll be glad when this chick finally OD’s or gets shot during a …wait, I don’t give a fuck WHAT she’s doing when she gets shot, as long as it’s fatal.

    I’m so fucking sick of her pathological lying, her scary tranny looking face, her fake boobs, and orange skin. I’m even tired of seeing her naked, there’s no shortage of pictures of THAt going around.

    that’s her problem, if she had waited until now to plaster her naked self everywehre, she could be selling a sex tape for millions, but now it’s just ‘yeah, we’ve seen it..”

  30. Commented on this photo:

    Oh look at those chunky bottom heavy legs! She must need those in order to keep her center of gravity. Oh ye little tiny ignorant porno midget!

  31. buttfuck

    wasnt she supposedly pregnant? right….

  32. buttfuck

    scam artist, should hook up with michale lohan.

  33. lina

    She younger than Jenifer Aniston. I don’t see her upskirt like Jen

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