It’s a slow news day, so indulge my pet theory for a tick:
Here’s Tila Tequila, like Jennifer Aniston, in London last night where she actually had the wherewithal to cover her groin and flip off the paparazzi before they snapped a shot of her vagina. The same Tila Tequila who once went on a naked Internet rant with her tampon string hanging out. Yet somehow Jennifer Aniston did not have the same discretion conveniently before the release of Angelina’s new movie. If this was a courtroom, this is the part where I slam my briefcase shut and watch as the jury enjoys the intercoursing I just gave their faculties of reason. Now someone say they believe me, so I can stop tattooing “Jenn A. raped and murdered Salt” backwards on my chest. I have sensitive skin.
Photos: INFdaily (6,000th Post – MR)
Amy | July 22, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Her legs look super-fat in this picture.
le Rough sportif | July 22, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Yep, like the J.A.’s invasion of her queff walls shots, nothing i can sink my teeth into…
CARLO | July 23, 2010 at 9:43 am
Look at the dude in pic #6…looks like he’s getting a feel on those boobies ahahaha. GOod work
Paul | July 23, 2010 at 9:50 am
Shouldn’t those legs be carrying around a Russian “baby boy”? Wtf happened to that? Oh yeah, this broad is a ridiculous liar. Wish someone would Chris Brown her.
Jimbo | July 22, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Her tits look super-big in these pictures
First | July 22, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Her face looks super-bad in these pictures.
LaPetiteFrancoiseDuQuartier | July 23, 2010 at 12:37 am
She looks super short in these pictures
once upon a time | July 22, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Her shoes look super-ugly in this pictures.
Cock Dr | July 22, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Ugly person in an ugly dress.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 22, 2010 at 3:01 pm
just be glad we’re not having to decide if her pissflaps look big or small. tho there was a time when tila was 1,000,000x prettier than aniston. before she discovered bleach, ink, fame…
Lucion | July 22, 2010 at 3:05 pm
What the fuck did he just rant on about in this article?
dudeatdudedotdude | July 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm
it’s like when britney had less sense than paris wrt flashing her flaps to the paps.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 22, 2010 at 3:12 pm
in other words open and shut case that aniston’s trying to piss in angelina’s punchbowl.
JustGoingAlong | July 22, 2010 at 3:16 pm
She looks super-chinky here.
Actually she looks like the proud winner of the tranny beauty contest at a karaoke bar.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 22, 2010 at 3:30 pm
aw she’s not that bad. some wrecking balm and black die #1 and she’s got a shot again.
brit | July 22, 2010 at 3:49 pm
brilliant comment! :)
Deacon Jones | July 22, 2010 at 3:23 pm
She looks super Typical
Bunny | July 22, 2010 at 3:49 pm
ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Love it…
sobrietyisacrutch | July 23, 2010 at 12:13 am
Typical wishes she looked this good.
And by “this good”, I mean really, really bad.
Which would be good by Typical’s standards.
Because they’re both sluts.
And sluts really don’t look that good.
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I’m done now.
brit | July 22, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Ugly doped-up troll with too-big false zongas. Isn’t her 15 over with yet?
The difference between her and Aniston is that we’ve already seen – willingly – shots of her vag, whereas JA’s is still to be hunted down. I’m not sure the hunt is worth it, other than the embarrassment factor at the end of it, however.
dudeatdudedotdude | July 22, 2010 at 3:52 pm
ya it’s for the lulz :)
mikehenriquez | July 22, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Why isn’t she using a security child seat?
snarkyscreenname | July 22, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Great Memento reference, Fish. You are my favorite person alive!
Fati87 | July 22, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Excuse me but why the hell should Jennifer Aniston should care about what is going on in Angelina Jolie’s life before doing anything?
And Angelina stinks – everything she does sucks. She has absolutely no acting talent. She just plays her natural self in every single movie.
Disgusting... | July 22, 2010 at 5:23 pm
What a dumbass. Official tila SLUTquila themesong:
“ooooh, me so horny,
ooooh, me so horny,
ooooh, me so horny,
me love you long time…”
ed45 | July 22, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Is this SLOPE still around??? Her head is shaped like a triangle and she’s a fugly publicity whore who’s claim to fame is collecting STD’s. Point the cameras away from this skank and send her back to the rice fields where she came from.
Artemis | July 27, 2010 at 3:45 am
so sick of dumb whiteys attempting to tear down minorities bc they think it’s funnier that way. go back to sucking your mother’s dick in whatever shithole your people are from, lil’ honky
anonym | July 22, 2010 at 6:28 pm
how the fuck does Tila have the money to keep up with this fake poser lifestyle?
she’s no actor, she’s no singer. so where the fuck does she get the money?
she must be giving blowjobs on the side….
Vito | July 23, 2010 at 12:01 am
Hell, I’d love her to blow me! Aside from having Tupperware tits and being an absolute freak-a-zoid in general, I’ll bet she could suck-start a Harley-Davidson and swallow the exhaust!
anonym | July 22, 2010 at 6:31 pm
F-list midget bitch
StEvec | July 22, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Looks like that pumpkin-headed troll/dwarf again…..ugh-ly….nasty
Marcus | July 22, 2010 at 10:27 pm
She needs to update her Myspace status to “Over and Done”
captain america | July 23, 2010 at 12:38 am
that these kind of FAILED THAI-PROSTITUTES find “work” to entertain americans tells you why the country is on the edge of another economic dissaster!!!!
Normal Male | July 23, 2010 at 3:24 am
Where is your baby you ugly lying whore? Too bad you’re sterile from all the STDs you’ve got. Maybe head back to Vietnam so you can sucky-sucky and make yourself useful. You’re nothing but a sack of guts for someone desperate to stick their herpes-covered dick in.
Gando | July 23, 2010 at 8:42 am
Is there any secret text written on her fingernails?
McFeely Smackup | July 23, 2010 at 6:36 pm
god damn I’ll be glad when this chick finally OD’s or gets shot during a …wait, I don’t give a fuck WHAT she’s doing when she gets shot, as long as it’s fatal.
I’m so fucking sick of her pathological lying, her scary tranny looking face, her fake boobs, and orange skin. I’m even tired of seeing her naked, there’s no shortage of pictures of THAt going around.
that’s her problem, if she had waited until now to plaster her naked self everywehre, she could be selling a sex tape for millions, but now it’s just ‘yeah, we’ve seen it..”
buttfuck | July 24, 2010 at 12:20 pm
wasnt she supposedly pregnant? right….
buttfuck | July 24, 2010 at 12:21 pm
scam artist, should hook up with michale lohan.
lina | December 21, 2010 at 2:41 am
She younger than Jenifer Aniston. I don’t see her upskirt like Jen