Tila Tequila is a Cockroach

Tila Tequila may have faked no less than 20 pregnancies, falsely accused Shawne Merriman of assault and probably most offensively, didn’t die when Juggalos tried to kill her, but somehow that hasn’t stopped the creative geniuses at CBS from giving her a guest role on $#*! My Dad Says along with inviting her to last night’s premiere of The Mechanic. Starpulse reports:

The 29-year-old reality star will play Ting Ting, the wife of a wealthy man.
The episode, titled “Ed Goes To Court,” will air on Thursday.

Here’s what I want everyone to do. If someone comes up to you tomorrow and says, “Hey, did you see $#*! My Dad Says last night?” Shoot them directly in the teeth. Yes, I know, Tucson was only a few weeks ago, but relax, this has absolutely nothing to do with politics. This is purely a matter of gene pool purification and I think history will show that has never gone cataclysmically wrong. Not counting Michelle Bombshell’s vagina. Isolated incident.

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