Tila Tequila is a Cockroach

January 27th, 2011 // 50 Comments

Tila Tequila may have faked no less than 20 pregnancies, falsely accused Shawne Merriman of assault and probably most offensively, didn’t die when Juggalos tried to kill her, but somehow that hasn’t stopped the creative geniuses at CBS from giving her a guest role on $#*! My Dad Says along with inviting her to last night’s premiere of The Mechanic. Starpulse reports:

The 29-year-old reality star will play Ting Ting, the wife of a wealthy man.
The episode, titled “Ed Goes To Court,” will air on Thursday.

Here’s what I want everyone to do. If someone comes up to you tomorrow and says, “Hey, did you see $#*! My Dad Says last night?” Shoot them directly in the teeth. Yes, I know, Tucson was only a few weeks ago, but relax, this has absolutely nothing to do with politics. This is purely a matter of gene pool purification and I think history will show that has never gone cataclysmically wrong. Not counting Michelle Bombshell‘s vagina. Isolated incident.

Photos: Getty, WENN

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  1. Tila Tequila
    Zombie Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs some lotion on that dry elbow

  2. They should have named her character Taint Tang.

  3. Rebecca

    Bad cameo on a bad show, no one will see it cause no one watches that $#*!

    • The show would be great on cable, but on broadcast TV it was never going to work. I can’t imagine what they were thinking. Hell, they couldn’t even NAME the show without censoring it…and what are you supposed to tell people the name of the show is? Good luck looking it up on Tivo.

    • Hurp

      McFeely is actually retarded. Are you new here? It won’t take you long by reading his 18+ responses to each post to realize he’s just striving for attention trying to be posted on the weekly comment summary Fish does now. It’s rather sad.

      To stay on topic, just to parallel the response here, garbage person on a garbage show. Nobody cares.

  4. DM

    Just like Rebecca said, I never even heard of the show till you mentioned it in the article. Perfect for a nobody like herself? I don’t even think this lolmyspace celeb is worthy of superficial……

  5. Tila Tequila
    Princess K
    Commented on this photo:

    i hate this ugly bitch, she looks like a cheap whore. is she Vietnamese? in Asia she would not be considered as beautiful…i am a Chinese girl. never saw her on TV only the slutty pics on this website but that’s enough already. Black hair makes her look more normal as she is Asian, but still ugly as hell. i dont understand why she got famous. Snooki is better in comparison…

  6. Princess K

    hi

  7. slappy magoo

    S*@! My Dad Wouldn’t F&*$ With A Stolen D%^@

  8. Nero

    Eeew! Who’s that?!

  9. ducksauce

    i wish you didn’t post the picture of this la cucaracha on your site cause it’s only getting her more attention. and let’s be honest, we all know that regis philbin needs some attention now more than ever.

  10. Gando

    All these happenings and things are called omens…..

  11. Rhialto

    I guess she’s doing the right thing. Even notorious and feared gangstas like me don’t look back but forward!

  12. Cardinal Fang

    I need a Katy Perry fix now. Or the busty redhead

  13. The curse of the thick penis

    She deserves to be hate fucked.

  14. nooooooooo

    I don’t know about this one, “Hey, did you see $#*! My Dad Says last night?” wouldn’t immediately spark rage as it could have too many outcomes. In most cases people are going to puke when they zoom in on the termites in the door to introduce her.

    Thought of a few

    “Hey, did you see $#*! My Dad Says last night? I thought Tila was dead already?”

    “Hey, did you see $#*! My Dad Says last night? I couldn’t stop vomiting when a midget came on screen”

    “Hey, did you see $#*! My Dad Says last night? CBS just gave up at television”

  15. lolercopter

    The real question is why are you even posting this? This woman is vile, and she’s probably masturbating and snorting ambien as she reads this article. The only good thing about the press is it probably leads to a quicker OD.

  16. There’s a stand-up comedy special that Joe Koy did called Don’t Make Him Angry in which Joe describes life with his little boy. Apparently his kid calls his peen “TING TING”.

    Fucking perfect.

    Here you go…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DC3xNPwLe8

    The story starts around 1:20.

  17. BanDit82Baby

    William Shatner deserves better than this….

  18. Cpt. Phil

    Calling her a cockroach is really not fair to the roaches.

  19. anonym

    ting ting.

    that’s a perfect name for a midget

  20. Tila Tequila
    Commented on this photo:

    Where’s her MySpace tattoo? That seems a little unfair…

  21. wim

    it doesn’t matter how sick she is……..
    …………AMERICANS JUST WANNA FUCK, folks!!

  22. Galtacticus

    After all it’s the audience’s dirty mind what made these things. Picked up thankfully and twisted by one. If i’m talking about heels, why should i talk about something else?! Next time point your finger at your own dirty and twisted mind instead pointing your finger at me.

    • Nero

      Hm, i’m not sure about whose dirty mind we’re talking here about …. And i’m even suspicious about that ‘finger’…. Hehehehaha

  23. bimbamboing

    She’s quite a survivor.

  24. Nero

    All these blohans, snookies, tequilas, kardashians and so on. They’d almost act like they’re all Siamese twins or something.

  25. Rhialto

    We aren’t sure about that ‘Shawn Merriman incident’. Because the bruises were visible there.

  26. dk

    amen, amen..fish has it right..

  27. KC

    Plastic surgery transition to Michael Jackson: 40% complete

  28. sr

    Is the name change serious? Maybe she should reconsider it, because there’s a porn actress called Tyla Wynn…

  29. Tila Tequila
    Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    This bitch is UGLY!

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