“Shalom,” they say.
I’m going to be honest with you: I hate Tila Tequila, but at the same time, I love giant breasts including ones that still have that new dead inside smell. So here’s Tila rollerblading around Malibu this morning with what I’m assuming are brand new, if not repumped, implants, so at least she’s making her new Jewish faith proud by getting the most of her investment. For a minute there, I thought she’d just pose for a bunch of slutty pictures and make a mockery out of the religion while her unkosher nipples hang out, but clearly I stand corrected.
Photos: Splash News
Is that nip?
Nastiest one I’ve ever seen.
It’s the skin from her taint cut to the shape of a nipple, doesn’t quite blend in with her skin.
Looks like she’s had some work done on her face too. It looks more bony.
This is a damn shame. Tila has always had nasty scars under her breasts, but up until now her nipples were untouched. I guess it’s some consolation that these scartastic things weren’t in her sex tape.
As a Jew I can only say…. Maybe Liam Neeson is onto something.
lol!
Is the left petri dish bigger than the right?
i didnt know you could get herpes on your breast. I gues it just ran out of places to go…..
Microsurgery is so awesome. Kudos to the surgeons who implanted the 2 BBs on this tiny creature!
yes
people still rollerblade? losers!!!!
Funny thing… I thought that as well. THEN I WENT SHOPPING FOR SOME FKN BLADES!
Will she also bite the head off of a live chicken?
If so please let us know where and when so we may be there ready with rotten tomatoes.
She’s smiling because she is fondly remembering her childhood; the last time that those knees were actually together.
Good to know that you can now get breast implants in shapes other than “Plausibly Human.” G_d bless technology.
if she falls, is it called a double nip-slip?
Congrats on finding a new place to hide her track marks?
Joke’s on you Tia. I’ve already got herpes. Now let’s do this thing.
yay for a nipple popping out…. i think…..
Wow nothing is sexy about her Refund Gap!
I hate to admit that for a plastic whore, she looks kinda ok.
Jesus, cover up the mishapen face.
The doctor apparently left some beef jerky stapled to the left one.
It’s her right one you fucking idiot
hahahahaha
I didn’t know scabs could double for nipples.
You must be new here.
Ok did she really have to call more attention to her chest with that bow? It is not even tied nicely
So you untie the bow, and the bra’s unhooked? I’m sorry, but I can’t object to that.
Those are some perky dreidels
She looks like one of those BRATZ dolls the slutty single moms let their daughters play with.
Mazeltov!
mind the gap
She’s the hottest little tranny in Hollywood!
Wait, are you supposed to roller blade while pregnant? Oh, right.
You can tell she just started rollerblading since she seems to have faceplanted into the make-up counter at Macy’s.
Skank on wheels.
She has all the self-respect of my dog when I yell at him that 30 minutes of licking his own dick is long enough.
How many of you friended her on myspace just to see her private pictures?
She’s not rollerblading, she’s just wearing rollerblades while posing her new, even more ridiculous implants for the camera guy she brought along with her.
She looks like a Pez Dispenser that jammed.
She’s partially responsible for the success of sites like Facebook and Twitter. Her nudie shots on myspace gave people a sense of nostalgie when signing up for new social websites. She is living proof of how fucking disgusting most people are.
no lezzbo shit but thats a sexy pic am going to look like that soon!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
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She better be careful or she is going to pop those.
She is not only beautiful, but just the right shape and proportion. I love her boy hips, her thin legs and the fabulous implants. Her face is cute and adorable. I hate the tats, but would fuck her and suck her all night long in the dark.
fabulous implants? you must not get hot REAL girls very often. she is completely fake & not in the right proportion at all, actually.
Oy vey! This I should take home to meet my mother already?
Solarboobies!
Yeah, I’m old.
Am I the only one that thinks that’s just a bra she’s wearing as a top? Shouldn’t an areola be circular in shape? What’s wrong with hers?
Most of the survivors were thrilled when Tila arrived at the annual rollerblading for breast cancer awareness event.
Thank god she’s wearing wrist-guards. Don’t worry about getting road burn all over your naked body, but for the love of God, protect the wrists.
Well, at least if she falls she won’t break her nose :P
C’mon, they’re ridiculously too big.
I still wanna play.
Ew. Nice old lady butt.
she should have used half of her implants to implant her butt
HAHAHHA…too funny man.
Oy, gevalt. I hope she didn’t pay full retail for those.
So, I’m guessing she’s blown off her “I won’t attention whore anymore” pledge from last year. Looks like we’ll be seeing her naked on the internet, or fucking random dudes in porn films, or bending over shots of her in her lingerie in supermarkets real soon…
Sometimes I feel bad for laughing at retards… sometimes I don’t…
This girl is so fucking vile. A hooker with bad implants who tried porno, sucks at singing, and had a trashy reality show. It’s the Asian Kim Kardashian!
Plus, Vanessa Hudgens (nude webcam shots aside; haven’t we all done dumb shit?) or Megan Fox better search for some good scripts, because they’re 100% better than this skank. If they get lumped in with Tila, then we might be in for the return of the Jonas Brothers (MTV scrolls said 2012 might be their year) or Miley Cyrus. Or worse, Courtney Stodden’s reality show. The quote a famous movie line: “The horror… THE HORROR!” XD
Gollum. I was thinking of someone and it just came to me. Gollum.
With baloon tits.
need someone to talk to getting kinda bored any volenters:):(