“Shalom,” they say.
I’m going to be honest with you: I hate Tila Tequila, but at the same time, I love giant breasts including ones that still have that new dead inside smell. So here’s Tila rollerblading around Malibu this morning with what I’m assuming are brand new, if not repumped, implants, so at least she’s making her new Jewish faith proud by getting the most of her investment. For a minute there, I thought she’d just pose for a bunch of slutty pictures and make a mockery out of the religion while her unkosher nipples hang out, but clearly I stand corrected.
Photos: Splash News
Rob Holden | January 27, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Is that nip?
satans bitch | January 27, 2012 at 4:19 pm
Nastiest one I’ve ever seen.
Doctor Bongo | January 27, 2012 at 4:36 pm
It’s the skin from her taint cut to the shape of a nipple, doesn’t quite blend in with her skin.
NQ | February 4, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Looks like she’s had some work done on her face too. It looks more bony.
This is a damn shame. Tila has always had nasty scars under her breasts, but up until now her nipples were untouched. I guess it’s some consolation that these scartastic things weren’t in her sex tape.
Topher | January 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm
As a Jew I can only say…. Maybe Liam Neeson is onto something.
Carla | January 29, 2012 at 1:36 pm
lol!
Tuppy | January 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm
Is the left petri dish bigger than the right?
Johnny P! | January 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm
Microsurgery is so awesome. Kudos to the surgeons who implanted the 2 BBs on this tiny creature!
john | January 27, 2012 at 3:36 pm
yes
!!!!!!! | January 27, 2012 at 3:39 pm
people still rollerblade? losers!!!!
Rob Holden | January 27, 2012 at 8:15 pm
Funny thing… I thought that as well. THEN I WENT SHOPPING FOR SOME FKN BLADES!
JC | January 27, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Good to know that you can now get breast implants in shapes other than “Plausibly Human.” G_d bless technology.
Uncle Phil | January 27, 2012 at 3:46 pm
Joke’s on you Tia. I’ve already got herpes. Now let’s do this thing.
BabydollComawhite | January 27, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Wow nothing is sexy about her Refund Gap!
The Royal Penis | January 27, 2012 at 3:56 pm
Jesus, cover up the mishapen face.
mando | January 27, 2012 at 4:05 pm
Ok did she really have to call more attention to her chest with that bow? It is not even tied nicely
TomFrank | January 27, 2012 at 5:08 pm
So you untie the bow, and the bra’s unhooked? I’m sorry, but I can’t object to that.
Eric | January 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Those are some perky dreidels
Dan | January 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm
She looks like one of those BRATZ dolls the slutty single moms let their daughters play with.
Frank Burns | January 27, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Mazeltov!
Donald Trump | January 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm
She’s the hottest little tranny in Hollywood!
it had to be said | January 27, 2012 at 4:22 pm
Wait, are you supposed to roller blade while pregnant? Oh, right.
Dawmiien | January 27, 2012 at 4:26 pm
You can tell she just started rollerblading since she seems to have faceplanted into the make-up counter at Macy’s.
tlmck | January 27, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Skank on wheels.
Milllions | January 27, 2012 at 4:38 pm
How many of you friended her on myspace just to see her private pictures?
Fasebook | January 27, 2012 at 4:41 pm
She’s partially responsible for the success of sites like Facebook and Twitter. Her nudie shots on myspace gave people a sense of nostalgie when signing up for new social websites. She is living proof of how fucking disgusting most people are.
nahhbicthitsme | January 27, 2012 at 4:43 pm
no lezzbo shit but thats a sexy pic am going to look like that soon!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Dawmiien | January 27, 2012 at 6:00 pm
http://tinyurl.com/7xqspb3
VV | January 27, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Thank god she’s wearing wrist-guards. Don’t worry about getting road burn all over your naked body, but for the love of God, protect the wrists.
Sheppy | January 27, 2012 at 6:25 pm
C’mon, they’re ridiculously too big.
I still wanna play.
Iveski | January 27, 2012 at 6:46 pm
Oy, gevalt. I hope she didn’t pay full retail for those.
Loser! | January 27, 2012 at 8:02 pm
So, I’m guessing she’s blown off her “I won’t attention whore anymore” pledge from last year. Looks like we’ll be seeing her naked on the internet, or fucking random dudes in porn films, or bending over shots of her in her lingerie in supermarkets real soon…
Rob Holden | January 27, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Sometimes I feel bad for laughing at retards… sometimes I don’t…
Michael | January 27, 2012 at 8:15 pm
This girl is so fucking vile. A hooker with bad implants who tried porno, sucks at singing, and had a trashy reality show. It’s the Asian Kim Kardashian!
Michael | January 27, 2012 at 8:18 pm
Plus, Vanessa Hudgens (nude webcam shots aside; haven’t we all done dumb shit?) or Megan Fox better search for some good scripts, because they’re 100% better than this skank. If they get lumped in with Tila, then we might be in for the return of the Jonas Brothers (MTV scrolls said 2012 might be their year) or Miley Cyrus. Or worse, Courtney Stodden’s reality show. The quote a famous movie line: “The horror… THE HORROR!” XD
nahhbicthitsme | January 27, 2012 at 8:52 pm
need someone to talk to getting kinda bored any volenters:):(
whim | January 28, 2012 at 12:45 am
they just forgot to do her brains, folks!!
mel | January 28, 2012 at 11:53 am
yup. most people hate tila tequila. i don’t. i’ll admit thought that i’ve never seen her shows, seen her interviewed or heard her music. i’ve seen her nude though…many, many times in pictures and in throught video.
in short, my pants get tight when i see her in the raw. given the opportunity, i’d plunge her corn wagon so hard, liquified feces would literally erupt out of her nipples!
mel | January 28, 2012 at 11:54 am
i should have written though 2x…not thought.
Die already... | January 28, 2012 at 2:57 pm
I’m surprised this blowjob specialist porn whore is still alive. Too bad…
nahhbicthitsme | January 28, 2012 at 5:45 pm
k know lezzbo shit but whats so bad about her;) real talk
nahhbicthitsme | January 29, 2012 at 5:39 pm
know i want to fuk need a big dick
Missskittin | January 29, 2012 at 9:34 pm
Wait. If they are implants, why are they saggy?
Kai | January 30, 2012 at 2:43 am
Implants have to get redone- or require additional surgery every ten years, I’m guessing she hasn’t paid for that yet
Kai | January 30, 2012 at 2:41 am
ah the “new dead inside smell” – awesome description!
Ronaldo | February 1, 2012 at 7:35 pm
Hate all you want, but her sex tape is still the greatest celebrity sex tape ever released.