Tila Tequila Really Wants You To See Her Implants

“Shalom,” they say.

I’m going to be honest with you: I hate Tila Tequila, but at the same time, I love giant breasts including ones that still have that new dead inside smell. So here’s Tila rollerblading around Malibu this morning with what I’m assuming are brand new, if not repumped, implants, so at least she’s making her new Jewish faith proud by getting the most of her investment. For a minute there, I thought she’d just pose for a bunch of slutty pictures and make a mockery out of the religion while her unkosher nipples hang out, but clearly I stand corrected.

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