Tila Tequila Really Wants You To See Her Implants

January 27th, 2012 // 101 Comments

“Shalom,” they say.

I’m going to be honest with you: I hate Tila Tequila, but at the same time, I love giant breasts including ones that still have that new dead inside smell. So here’s Tila rollerblading around Malibu this morning with what I’m assuming are brand new, if not repumped, implants, so at least she’s making her new Jewish faith proud by getting the most of her investment. For a minute there, I thought she’d just pose for a bunch of slutty pictures and make a mockery out of the religion while her unkosher nipples hang out, but clearly I stand corrected.

Photos: Splash News

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    • Nastiest one I’ve ever seen.

    • Doctor Bongo

      It’s the skin from her taint cut to the shape of a nipple, doesn’t quite blend in with her skin.

      • NQ

        Looks like she’s had some work done on her face too. It looks more bony.
        This is a damn shame. Tila has always had nasty scars under her breasts, but up until now her nipples were untouched. I guess it’s some consolation that these scartastic things weren’t in her sex tape.

  1. As a Jew I can only say…. Maybe Liam Neeson is onto something.

  2. Is the left petri dish bigger than the right?

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    me
    Commented on this photo:

    i didnt know you could get herpes on your breast. I gues it just ran out of places to go…..

  4. Johnny P!

    Microsurgery is so awesome. Kudos to the surgeons who implanted the 2 BBs on this tiny creature!

  5. !!!!!!!

    people still rollerblade? losers!!!!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Will she also bite the head off of a live chicken?
    If so please let us know where and when so we may be there ready with rotten tomatoes.

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    celebutard
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s smiling because she is fondly remembering her childhood; the last time that those knees were actually together.

  8. JC

    Good to know that you can now get breast implants in shapes other than “Plausibly Human.” G_d bless technology.

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    aulray
    Commented on this photo:

    if she falls, is it called a double nip-slip?

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    squiggy
    Commented on this photo:

    Congrats on finding a new place to hide her track marks?

  11. Joke’s on you Tia. I’ve already got herpes. Now let’s do this thing.

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    nippletastic
    Commented on this photo:

    yay for a nipple popping out…. i think…..

  13. BabydollComawhite

    Wow nothing is sexy about her Refund Gap!

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    seizures
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate to admit that for a plastic whore, she looks kinda ok.

  15. The Royal Penis

    Jesus, cover up the mishapen face.

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    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    The doctor apparently left some beef jerky stapled to the left one.

  17. Tila Tequila Implants Nipple Slip Rollerblading
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know scabs could double for nipples.

  18. mando

    Ok did she really have to call more attention to her chest with that bow? It is not even tied nicely

  19. Those are some perky dreidels

  20. Dan

    She looks like one of those BRATZ dolls the slutty single moms let their daughters play with.

  21. Frank Burns

    Mazeltov!

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    me
    Commented on this photo:

    mind the gap

  23. Donald Trump

    She’s the hottest little tranny in Hollywood!

  24. it had to be said

    Wait, are you supposed to roller blade while pregnant? Oh, right.

  25. You can tell she just started rollerblading since she seems to have faceplanted into the make-up counter at Macy’s.

  26. tlmck

    Skank on wheels.

  27. Tila Tequila Implants Nipple Slip Rollerblading
    Commented on this photo:

    She has all the self-respect of my dog when I yell at him that 30 minutes of licking his own dick is long enough.

  28. Milllions

    How many of you friended her on myspace just to see her private pictures?

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    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not rollerblading, she’s just wearing rollerblades while posing her new, even more ridiculous implants for the camera guy she brought along with her.

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    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a Pez Dispenser that jammed.

  31. Fasebook

    She’s partially responsible for the success of sites like Facebook and Twitter. Her nudie shots on myspace gave people a sense of nostalgie when signing up for new social websites. She is living proof of how fucking disgusting most people are.

  32. nahhbicthitsme

    no lezzbo shit but thats a sexy pic am going to look like that soon!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

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    Christina Aguilera
    Commented on this photo:

    She better be careful or she is going to pop those.

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    Jimbob
    Commented on this photo:

    She is not only beautiful, but just the right shape and proportion. I love her boy hips, her thin legs and the fabulous implants. Her face is cute and adorable. I hate the tats, but would fuck her and suck her all night long in the dark.

    • kara

      fabulous implants? you must not get hot REAL girls very often. she is completely fake & not in the right proportion at all, actually.

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    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Oy vey! This I should take home to meet my mother already?

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    Commented on this photo:

    Solarboobies!

    Yeah, I’m old.

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    TheListener
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one that thinks that’s just a bra she’s wearing as a top? Shouldn’t an areola be circular in shape? What’s wrong with hers?

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    Commented on this photo:

    Most of the survivors were thrilled when Tila arrived at the annual rollerblading for breast cancer awareness event.

  39. VV

    Thank god she’s wearing wrist-guards. Don’t worry about getting road burn all over your naked body, but for the love of God, protect the wrists.

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    Britney :)
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, at least if she falls she won’t break her nose :P

  41. Sheppy

    C’mon, they’re ridiculously too big.

    I still wanna play.

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    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ew. Nice old lady butt.

  43. Oy, gevalt. I hope she didn’t pay full retail for those.

  44. Loser!

    So, I’m guessing she’s blown off her “I won’t attention whore anymore” pledge from last year. Looks like we’ll be seeing her naked on the internet, or fucking random dudes in porn films, or bending over shots of her in her lingerie in supermarkets real soon…

  45. Sometimes I feel bad for laughing at retards… sometimes I don’t…

  46. Michael

    This girl is so fucking vile. A hooker with bad implants who tried porno, sucks at singing, and had a trashy reality show. It’s the Asian Kim Kardashian!

    • Michael

      Plus, Vanessa Hudgens (nude webcam shots aside; haven’t we all done dumb shit?) or Megan Fox better search for some good scripts, because they’re 100% better than this skank. If they get lumped in with Tila, then we might be in for the return of the Jonas Brothers (MTV scrolls said 2012 might be their year) or Miley Cyrus. Or worse, Courtney Stodden’s reality show. The quote a famous movie line: “The horror… THE HORROR!” XD

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    gateau
    Commented on this photo:

    Gollum. I was thinking of someone and it just came to me. Gollum.

  48. nahhbicthitsme

    need someone to talk to getting kinda bored any volenters:):(

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