Tila Tequila Is A Mother, This Is Our World Now
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Since we’re now almost exclusively in the business of reporting awful shit happening to children, here’s the announcement that Tila Tequila replicated, which is the only word I’ll used to describe her somehow making another life form. Via Us Weekly:
“I just want my baby to be proud of me and to know how much I love him or her. To love someone else unconditionally is one of the best feelings in the entire world, and I hope I will have plenty more pregnancies to come.”
HA! This idiot’s life plan is to just keep shitting out kids? Just so everyone’s clear just how delusional this is, we’re literally talking about a Nazi midget, who believes she has psychic abilities that she somehow can’t use for profit, so she has to repeatedly release sex tapes. It’s almost like she believes that men are so dumb and horny, they’ll ignore all of that to put their penises near her huge fake ti– California, tell your people to stay away. Stay away now, don’t – don’t come in here. Whatever you hear, stay away! TILA TEQUILA HAS THE UPPER HAND!
Photo: David Nguyen