Tiger Woods’ wife calling off divorce

January 26th, 2010 // 43 Comments

Apparently Tiger Woods is doing an awesome job convincing Elin Woods her vagina is enough for his $80 billion penis because she’s reportedly halting divorce talks, according to RadarOnline:

Elin spent last week visiting Tiger, and participating in his sex addiction rehab treatment, RadarOnline.com reported exclusively.
And while Elin had made up her mind to dump her husband after he was linked to more than 14 women and his secret life of cheating revealed, time – and Tiger’s actions – have caused her to call off the divorce for now.
She returned to Orlando Sunday night by private jet after spending last week with Tiger. “She was happy when she came home,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “Things went well.”
Elin has not filed divorce paper but has explored her options. Tiger sought treatment to save his marriage and so far it’s working, the source said.

I think I speak for everyone when I say of course sex rehab is working for Tiger. He fucked the entire world. Seriously, who’s left at this point? He’d have to wait for aliens to initiate first contact and I’m pretty sure Jersey Shore ruined the chance of that ever happening.

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  1. HackSaw

    Lucky

  2. Deacon Jones

    Note to self: Marry a Swede so I can have unprotected sex for years with skanks until i get caught.

  3. I don’t believe it! She’ll never sleep with him again unless of course he’s already given her the Herp.

  4. Weak Sauce

    Weak.

  5. BeeTee

    She called it off because every time his penis does an in-and-out it sounds like the scanner at the grocery store running up the total…..beep..boop…beep…boop

  6. Lila

    She loved him for his money, and she still does. The fact that he banged some hookers doesn’t change the dollar signs in her eyes..

  7. anon

    She called it of because if she divorces him and the Domestic abuse rumours are investigated she looses everything.
    Unless she’s a woman then she gets away with it.

  8. noogaloopagus

    Who’s the cheater now, that baby is white!

  9. Vinnie the Chin.

    She goes back to him confirms she doesn’t really care who he sleeps with so long as she gets the paychecks. I thought she was better than that but if this is true, then I guess she’s not.

  10. Larry

    Forgive and forget.

    That’s what baby Jesus would want you to do.

  11. This poor beautiful woman is such a fool! OF COURSE Tiger is currently “doing well” in treatment; he is completely isolated from other woman at the moment!!! I think the term “sex addiction” is complete bull, but this is like saying a heroin addict is completely cured form their drug problem WHILE there are away at a 30 day treatment facility. I’m never one to jump to the divorce conclusion as an easy way out, but perhaps Elin should put aside her love for this man, think about her children and what type of male role model Tiger has been for their daughter, and see how he does AFTER he’s back out on the scene again then make her judgement. Tiger could never have become a “sex addict” if he hadn’t have made the conscious choice to step out on his wife the first time he did it (can’t become an alcoholic without taking the first drink right?)

  12. Turd Ferguson

    @2:

    You forgot the most important part, money.
    Money grubbing gold diggers will put up with anything to keep their hands on the green. Good ole Tiger could slap the shit out of her while bangin’ some broad in front of her and now knows she won’t leave.

    ….damn! I’m jealous.

  13. pimp

    he’s addicted to sex with everyone except his hot ass wife…

  14. anon

    11 And it’s not as if their female role model is any better. A violent gold digger who poses in her underwear for a living.
    Well last time she worked in 2000

  15. Eman Almighty

    Swedish women are moneymasturbators, indeed.

    BTW, some other wife wants his man back, TOO!

    http://www.smh.com.au/national/detectives-baffled-by-rockefellers-disappearance-20100125-msuo.html?

  16. I think I speak for all of us when I say, “What a stupid cunt.”

  17. We have no idea what went on behind their closed doors… but I will say this.

    There is a REASON people cheat. and it isnt always just because the MAN is a scum bag.

    a LOT of times, its because the woman is a complete BITCH!!!! women withhold sex from men and enjoy being in power.

    not ALL women, but, there you go.

    maybe she saw her part in his infidelities and is willing to work it out?

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  19. Fribble

    God, she looks ragged. Blonds age soooo fast!
    Never marry a blond; fuck ‘em – they’re great (especially if she’s shaved), but never, ever, ever marry one. By age 35 you’ll wake up to leather-face. *shudder!*

  20. That’s a rather cynical view – Tiger Woods and Elin Nordgren have young children after all – marriage is not just about sex. The so called addiction suffered by Woods is a recognised psychological illness and, when two people marry they usually agree to stay together ‘through sickness and health. Who writes this guff?

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  22. #16 said it//hehehee
    can’t
    believe zhe would want
    hiz
    STD infezted cockadoodee…
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    zhe probably
    wantz to beat hiz
    azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    everyday and maybe
    poizon him..?

  23. MrChips

    He probably cried all over her like a little girl. Women fall for that every time. Or she’s planning some truly horrible retribution. Sleep with one eye open, Tiger.

  24. who dat

    Let me clarify this story. She is calling off the divorce because her lawyers have informed her she won’t be able to break the pre-nup and get half of everything. That’s the real reason.

    As far as the “sex therapy” ,,,that is a strategic move to try and show remorse on Tigers part to the public. So the sponsors can take him back without public backlash. Most people are fucking stupid and will believe Tiger has changed.

  25. dodie

    Well…Tiger is actually making a real effort, so I don’t blame Elin. She knows what it took for him to make the moves that he has. Sex clinic, break from golf, etc…he could have very easily said,’ good ridance’, got with a hooker, & been playing a round of golf, right now.

  26. Stephanie

    Of course the baby looks white. It’s mother is WHITE. If he did me that way..I’d stick out the contract and rake him over the coals. Unless of course she really loves him..and truly loves herself, then of course she’d bow out gracefully right NOW. But they are both capricorns..all about preserving their image and making that money!!

  27. cc

    What a fucking moron.

  28. who dat

    After i made this comment “Most people are fucking stupid”, it only took about 20 minutes for post #25 to prove my point.

  29. Take a breather! It’s not that serious. I’m sure Tiger and Elin would not mind you speaking up for them but you don’t know either one.

  30. they make a great couple!

  31. Annie

    Dump his ass!

  32. Don

    The fact that the sex addiction clinic is in MISSISSIPPI is a red flag. I’ve been to Mississippi. It’s a dirt road, redneck, piece of shit hellhole infested with all kinds of wild animals. Chances are any doctor down there is a veterinarian.

  33. Don

    Oh, wait, maybe it IS legit. Tiger is an animal after all.

  34. JimmyCrackedCorn

    Their prenuptial must have been pretty air-tight for her to go back.

  35. Stella

    He’s still a loser

  36. Queen*PEN

    GET THAT MONEY BECKY!!!!

  37. RadishLee

    FIRST OF ALL TIGER IS NOT FULL BLACK. HE IS ASIAN AND CUBAN. SO THATS WHY THE BABY LOOKS SO PALE. I COULD CARE LESS. WHITE WOMEN ARE ALL WHORES. HE CHEATED WITH ALL WHITE WHORES. WHITE WOMEN LOVE BLACK MEN, BUT BLACK MEN NEVER RESPECT WHITE WOMEN. WHITE WOMEN ARE EASY AND TRAILER TRASH. YOU GET NO LOVE!

  38. tina

    The baby would have been cute if it had more color. So pale and ugly. Pale skin is just not attractive. Sorry

  39. Salvatore Larizza

    To # 37, all white women are whores?? WTF ? That’s like sayin all spooks like crack and chicken!!!

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  41. Take a breather! It’s not that serious. I’m sure Tiger and Elin would not mind you speaking up for them but you don’t know either one.

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