Apparently Tiger Woods is doing an awesome job convincing Elin Woods her vagina is enough for his $80 billion penis because she’s reportedly halting divorce talks, according to RadarOnline:
Elin spent last week visiting Tiger, and participating in his sex addiction rehab treatment, RadarOnline.com reported exclusively.
And while Elin had made up her mind to dump her husband after he was linked to more than 14 women and his secret life of cheating revealed, time – and Tiger’s actions – have caused her to call off the divorce for now.
She returned to Orlando Sunday night by private jet after spending last week with Tiger. “She was happy when she came home,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “Things went well.”
Elin has not filed divorce paper but has explored her options. Tiger sought treatment to save his marriage and so far it’s working, the source said.
I think I speak for everyone when I say of course sex rehab is working for Tiger. He fucked the entire world. Seriously, who’s left at this point? He’d have to wait for aliens to initiate first contact and I’m pretty sure Jersey Shore ruined the chance of that ever happening.