Tiger Woods made love to pills, too

February 25th, 2010 // 34 Comments

Realizing the ol’ sex addiction routine was about 25 cocktail waitresses past its prime, Tiger Woods has checked himself into an Arizona rehab clinic for addiction to Vicodin and Ambien, according to The National Enquirer:

“In therapy, Tiger blamed a lot of his cheating behavior on his drug addiction, saying that the drugs were responsible for impairing his judgment,” a source familiar with the sports superstar’s treatment told The ENQUIRER.

The disgraced golfer entered The Meadows on the recommendation of therapists who treated him for sex addiction at the Gentle Path program in Hattiesburg, Miss., said the source.
“After he left Gentle Path, Tiger flew to Arizona for his initial intake interview at The Meadows, which is better equipped to handle rehab for drug addiction and depression.”

Right. Because popping a bunch of sleeping pills and painkillers is the reason Tiger Woods loves pussy so much. Before all this he was practically Amish and wouldn’t go near Elin’s Swedish model vagina except for procreation. And only if she came at him with a cattle prod. Damn you, drugs!

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  1. jim stone

    go tiger stick you pole in the hole

  2. Carlos

    No way you can nail so many ladies while abusing ambien and vicodin. Those drugs aren’t exactly conducive to boners. Tiger is just a bag of shit.

  3. Zee Brat

    Ya because all of those pills really impaired him. Except when he was killing it on the golf course. Magically no impairment there.

  4. littlefeet

    I’m addicted to birth control pills.

  5. wtf

    #4…me too! Meet me at Gentle Path in Mississippi?

  6. Kick his ass

    I love TIGER he is just one boiling over pot of Stupid. Tiger in No way regrets his whorin & drugin. During his televised, so called apology. Tiger was pissed that he had been caught. He blamed everyone else but him.What a Douche. You can count on Elin kicking his dumb cheap ass again. Tiger is going to provide years of laughs.

  7. Allison

    Um… who writes this rubbish anymore?

  8. Toolboy

    “The Meadows”? Tiger is gonna party with the Queen Mum, the Vatican, the Rothchilds and the Gettys…shame the Kernel went tits up. He would have been a hoot in rehab.

  9. jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    I am addicted to the magical scent of Elin’s farts as filtered through her Aubade thong panties. Well, that and Roxicodone and cocaine. Mostly the drugs, but the farts are quite amazing. Try it! You might like it! Just leave enough for the jimboooooooooooooooooo muthafuckers, or I’ll knife ya.

  10. msnow

    Tiger should get a sponser with EXtenZe…

  11. Dr. DooLittle

    Vicodin will seriously dampen your sex drive.

  12. JR

    @10 I think you may be addicted to the sexual napalm. The The Meadows with you!

  13. JR

    I meant to say “to the Meadows with you.” Sorry, can’t type right with all these drugs I’m on.

  14. WhatAnApology

    Why was Elin getting Britney’s attorney, fought a losing battle? She deserves lesser than a f-ckup man that Britney divorced – dumped 4 kids, left them with single parent, f–ked up their mother, during marriage still f–ked with first ex, internationally seeking a divorce, demanded to be paid as a father to kids, demanded for big house, big cars, huge alimony through the kids, use alimony to f–ked around, con women with 100 dollars in the pocket, come public to speak for HIMSELF, seek pity from all the poor American, act victim to the rich, many times worse than Tiger, and have judges and lawyers kissed his ass to compete with tabloids/media for the same money-making scam?

    Wasn’t there legal law imposed on papz harassing women and kids and yet these people can be used in court to extort from their richer ex-spouse, held the kids to demand ransom, exploited their mother if she is famous? Is that any difference from selling sex tapes, private life of an individual to extort?

    Elin cannot make the same demand of abusing human rights – have Tiger held under c-ship to get visitation rights, make sure he can’t spent on ANY other women other than she and the kids, make sure everyone seen you as mentally ill, cannot remarry, requiring endless court trial, endless psychiatric evaluation, endless doctor’s prescription to determine he is the unstable parent who need guardian and everyone surrounding him to treat him as SUCKER. If he is out partying and enjoying, drag to court to claimed he on drugs just like what was done to Britney!.

  15. Ego

    Dude, I know how he feels. Painkillers make me horny as fuck, they also constipate me. =x
    As for the ambien, I’m sure those sluts wouldn’t shutup. So he had to be able to get some sleep. Playa’s gotta make a living and shit.

  16. PunkA

    So Tiger was addicted to vicodin and ambien. Hell, what married guy isn;t? After about 2-3 years of marriage, most guys needs drugs to deal with the pain of living with a woman who has turned on you now that she has you. Let’s not forget that behind every hot chick is some dude who is tired of fucking her. Seriously ladies, your shit gets old really fast. Your gender is too damn serious about EVERYTHING all the time.

  17. Yeah, it’s the drugs’ fault. He doesn’t like banging porn stars & cocktail waitresses. Also I suppose it’s the Ambien that makes him reject his own race?

    What is the tally? 17? 18? And not a black one in the bunch! (Or Asian, for that matter).

  18. Fati87

    Holy crap, Fish! Are you obsessed with this dirtbag?! Quit blogging about him, or I will climb through your monitor and bite your nose off!

  19. jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    @ #13 & #14 – what’s the sexual napalm? Can you snort it? I’ll meet you @ the meadows, you bring the shit, I gotz the $. I’ll take an eightball of coke, about 50 roxis (30 mg blue beauties ONLY), 6 pairs of Elin’s fart scented panties and whatever you think a good starter dose of your sexual napalm would be. If you rip jimbooooooooooo off, you WILL be knifed, in an ouchy way.
    I’ll be at the meadows in 20 mins or so. Driving my Escalade and blasting Journey out my 10,000 watt system. Don’t stop believin’ hold on to that feeeeelin oh oh oh….

  20. Sorry, there are no excuses. The guy clearly has a problem, but one which is his responsibility and his alone.

    I don’t buy it when people blame their upbringing for serial affairs, abuse of their children or general unpleasantness. Why not instead decide to change the viscious cycle of ones past, and vow NOT to carry on the “sins of the father”. Everyone has that choice, and as hard as it might be to change what is inherent, surely our beautiful children and their future happiness is motivation enough.

    Everyone one of us makes mistakes – we are human afterall – but I have more respect for those who hold up their hands and accept that the responsibility lies, first and foremost, with themselves. Only then can they be serious about making amends.

  21. GG1000

    I have taken Ambien and my boyfriend had Vicodin for a while after knee surgery and those drugs are not conducive to sexual activity, let me tell you! Part of me is almost admiring that he could get it on at all if he was taking Ambien – I can barely motivate to get up for a glass of water, let alone get to a hotel to meet the slut du jour.

    Methinks he’s full of it.

    This prescription drug thing is really, really boring. C’mon celebs, let’s get back on the coke and meth so you can at least be entertaining.

  22. Blech

    Tiger’s gay. He’s overcompensating for something, I’m telling ya’.

    Thing is, I really don’t care about this guy. I also don’t care for media-dicks (like the channels that publicize this horseshit) or media whores (like Tiger’s mistresses).

  23. He is Tiger Woods. He can do whatever he likes!!

  24. bbw223

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- A g e m i n g le @ c.o..m a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  25. stu

    Tiger is a douche
    dorky guy trying to be cool
    and you’re a douche if you worship the guy

  26. captain america

    may I ask?

    ……WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE?

  27. elephantman

    GOD DAMN!!! HIS FUCKING TEETH!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!

  28. duke

    #10 LOL!!!!

    #28 THANK YOU!!! No one ever seems to comment on his horse teeth. I love the discolored front left tooth – looks like a giant kernel of corn. Not so visible in this shot, but look around. Been noticing it for years – my sis pointed it out. Maybe he likes to crush up his drugs and smoke them??
    This guy has always been a wanker. Saw him live for the first time at the ’00 pga championship. Dropping f-bombs and g-d bombs with little kids everywhere, and on a thursday, no less! And, he never changed. Hiding behind his momma’s skirt – having her answer questions after his prepared statement.
    Wanker!

  29. I wish Tiger had made this apology:

    “I have more money than god, and I can get all the money grubbing pussy I want, so why the hell shouldn’t I enjoy myself.”

  30. Philip is dumb

    #30 maybe cuz he was marketed as a squeaky-clean family man all this time in order to sell gatorade/nike/buick/amex/gillette/tag watches?
    he shouldn’t have married and had a couple of kids – if he wants to whore around fine, but what a fucking phony…sex rehab – bitch, please. if you’re looking for validation cuz your whoring around behind you’re wife’s back you can fuck off. “he can do whatever he wants” yeah, but that doesn’t make it right, no matter how much money you have.

  31. some guy

    for everyone who likes to rag on him: next time you’re bored, go and google ambien sex. Seriously.

  32. TIGER THEY ARE MAD AT YOU BECAUSE YOU PUTTING THAT BLACK DICK IN THAT WHITE PUSSY. DON’T LET THEM ABUSE YOU, YOU DONT OWE ANYONE A FUCKING APOLOGY NOBODY BUT YOUR WIFE AND YOUR KIDS NOT AMERICA, AMERICA ISN’T LIVING IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD OR KNOW WHAT KINDA OF PROBLEMS YOU HAVE. NEXT TIME KEEP YOUR FUCKING PHONE OFF OR GET YOU A SECOND PHONE

  33. ANDY NORTH

    IF I COULD SPEAK FOR TIGER I WOULD TELL ALL OF YOU TOO STICK A BANANA UP YOUR ASSHOLES. HE DON’T OWE NON OF YOU BITCHES AN APOLOGY FOR ANYTHING HE DID IT’S THEM FUCKING REPORTERS WHO WANTED TO BRING THE TIGER DOWN BUT IT TAKES MORE THAN A REPORTER TO BRING DOWN A TIGER .

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