Tiger Woods stuck his penis in everybody

December 7th, 2009 // 92 Comments

An updated look at Tiger Woods’ Vaginal Scorecard:

Tiger’s Fourth Mistress is a Lingerie Model named Jamie (He likes that name.) [E! Online]

Fifth Tiger Woods Mistress Claims Tiger Spanked her Numerous Times in his Own Home – [News of the World]

Surprise! There’s a Sixth Woman – [National Enquirer]

Rachel Uchitel Angry Over Tiger’s Other Mistresses – [People]

I’m pretty sure Tiger’s Mistress Count will clip 500 by midday, so let’s just assume every woman in the world has slept with him until they can prove otherwise. On that note, I need to ask my mom why I don’t have a little brother who buys me Buicks with his golf money. I thought you were pro-life! HOW COULD YOU?!

UPDATE: And we’re up to nine.


  1. The Swede

    I thought that golf was about getting a low score…
    I guess that Tiger is aming for 59, or something like that…
    I feel sorry for Elin. Tiger must be a jerk.

  2. The Edit

    He should not have gotten married … could’ve still had all that ass. Still married someone in their 20s in his late 30s or even 40s later on, if he wanted a young baby-makin’ bod to pump out his heirs.

    And he didn’t have to that. He could’ve fucked/paid a surrogate.

    Family man works the image though, but he might’ve been happier just being a sweet-ass bachelor and runnin’ tail all over the world.

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  4. Nice post. She is really looking nice in that bikini, Really awesome figure. Thanks a lot for sharing.

  5. jon

    You would think with his money and fame he could do better than this cheap
    tranny looking whore with no ass.

  6. Donk Donkerson

    It’s funny because he probably gave her $500k originally to keep her mouth open.

  7. You would think with his money and fame he could do better than this cheap
    tranny looking whore with no ass.

  8. You would think with his money and fame he could do better than this cheap
    tranny looking whore with no ass.

  9. shanda

    O-M-G, these women are even more horrible than the blondie he’s married to.

  10. Katie

    This bitch needs to suck it in.
    So can I say I slept with Tiger too? I’ll sell u my story Superficial. $20, I’m reasonable. :P

  11. DyllDough

    cheetah woods is like the usa, it’ll fuck anyone for a hole in one..send tiger to afghanistan and bend him over for his due..

  12. will be the most expensive whores in history

    tiger will lose 400 million dollars in divorce

    that is some really expensive cooter!

    hey, yo, maybe wife can forgive 1 whore, but not ten

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  15. YO

    IT’S MEREDITH!

  16. A Beaver

    He who gets the most pussy wins

  17. binsky1970

    if i had tigers money u bitches would b fair game toooo. fuckin haterz.

  18. binsky1970

    if i had tigers money u bitches would b fair game toooo. fuckin haterz.

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  22. Whogivesafuck

    Why do you people think because you are good at something, lets say a sport, you are also a good human being? With the right PR firm and management Hitler could have won Dancing with the Stars.

  23. Golda King

    People cheat all the time and clearly Tiger has lots of issues to work out. He is not first nor will he be the last – this is between TIger and his wife! Give this young family a break … this is a very painful time for this young couple.

    If anything these women should be ashame of themselves, no self respectful woman would do what they did (sleeping with a married man is something that I would not be so proud of, nor would I want to share it with the word) shame on these women!

  24. Ken

    Every guys fantasy but in the end he’ll feel like shit and want his family back…I hope they can work it out for the kids sake.

  25. WHORES-R-US

    OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE ALL JUST WHORES ….WHAT ELSE COULD THEY BE GOOD 4 …..NOTHING …HOME WRECKING BITCHES….GO GET YOUR OWN MAN AND QUIT WHORING YOURSELF OUT……YOU ARE NASTY…CLASSLESS AND PURE TRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. WHORES-R-US

    OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE ALL JUST WHORES ….WHAT ELSE COULD THEY BE GOOD 4 …..NOTHING …HOME WRECKING BITCHES….GO GET YOUR OWN MAN AND QUIT WHORING YOURSELF OUT……YOU ARE NASTY…CLASSLESS AND PURE TRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. WHORES-R-US

    OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE ALL JUST WHORES ….WHAT ELSE COULD THEY BE GOOD 4 …..NOTHING …HOME WRECKING BITCHES….GO GET YOUR OWN MAN AND QUIT WHORING YOURSELF OUT……YOU ARE NASTY…CLASSLESS AND PURE TRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  34. Tim

    Gotta give # 40′s comment a thumbs up……Amazing as it seems, why don’t those who are most critical in tongues, look in there own closet before hanging dirty laundry in some one elses’s……..The most respected sports player known screwed himself and all his admirers…..it was a class act and he should be given the Oscar for his role acting…..perfect golfer, husband, father…..and gentleman…….wonder if his next role in life will be the National spokesman for Viagra…….after all……stiff as it may seem……a wood is a wood……!!!!!!!

  35. Tim

    Gotta give # 40′s comment a thumbs up……Amazing as it seems, why don’t those who are most critical in tongues, look in there own closet before hanging dirty laundry in some one elses’s……..The most respected sports player known screwed himself and all his admirers…..it was a class act and he should be given the Oscar for his role acting…..perfect golfer, husband, father…..and gentleman…….wonder if his next role in life will be the National spokesman for Viagra…….after all……stiff as it may seem……a wood is a wood……!!!!!!!

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