Because hush money doesn’t go as far as it used to these days, Joslyn James has launched an entire website dedicated to posting text messages she supposedly received from Tiger Woods during their affair. Here’s just a couple samples from Tiger’s alternate personality who apparently has a PhD in anal sex:
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:
In a week. I will try to wear you out
Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you
Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat
Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore
Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
Considering Joslyn James’ entire family has labeled her a pathological liar, I’m almost 90% certain she’s just re-posting dialog from her latest porn and waiting for a giant check. Although TMZ has a convincing theory to the contrary. And if it is true, I want to know how the hell we lost the greatest erotic writer of our time to the most boring sport known to man. It’s like a master chef deciding he wants to reheat oatmeal for a living. I mean, Jesus Christ.
OK, I laughed.
No man has lifted up my mood as many times as SW.
80 year old crotch is SEXAAAYYY.
but that’s not all.
ASK HER PUSSY ABOUT IT, folks!!
Im married too..IM no TIger woods..dont have his money or his cock…Hell I have a 20 Handicap! But man ! Im banging younger and 10x better looking women than him!
@54: you should be banging her cause YOU ARE disgusting and it would be a good match.
I generally talk to cops like that.
Only a porn star would like to be talked to like that.
#56 LOL
She looks old.
you have to stop posting pictures of Tiger’s skanks. Their pussy is stinking up my house.
@6
Wow, someone has issues. Girls at school didn’t want you i assume? Quit with all the big talk, coz no girl is ever going to bother making you a sandwich, ya fuckwit. Go back to fantasising about your mother. And take your own advice, and stfu yourself.
That’s exactly what someone on a whole lot of coke sounds like! LOL
You know Tiger has taken the most amount of punishment he could have possible taken for what he did (other than his wife leaving him)
but honestly, can we blame him… take a look at this gallery of Tiger’s Mistresses and vote on which one you think is the hottest…
vote @
http://www.lionsdenu.com/tiger-woods-mistresses-who-is-the-hottest-poll/
You cant blame the guy!!
The wife is willing to reconcile?
@63
Money talks. Elin is the biggest whore of all for taking him back. She’s sold her dignity for dollars & cents. Think Bullock is taking back Jesse anytime soon? and he cheated only once (admittedly, that we know of). But she has her own money, so she can afford to dump at the drop of a hat.
How Elin could possibly get over the leaked messages to Uchitel where Tiger said she (Uchitel) was THE ONE, how it scared him he’d married the wrong one (that being Elin), defies imagination. That shit is beyond physical infidelity, that’s the emotional & mental right along with it. No doubt she’s rationalized and compartmentalized her way back into the “2nd chance” scenario after, amongst other considerations, realising the pre-nup was going to short circuit her “lifestyles of the rich & famous”.
But as the saying sort of goes, a Cheetah doesn’t change it’s spots.
that chick is all used up. No sexytime for her. Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard
so hot
oh my god
good news.
so sexy
Yikes … just yikes!
this girl is fucking BUSTED. when shes bend over her ass crack looks like chalky
He must have a small penis if he doesnt have the ability to make a woman sore with it…..