Tiger Woods: Prelude to Bullshit

February 19th, 2010 // 64 Comments

Not even the Teabag Terrorist can stop the Tiger Woods media circus that’s about to unfold shortly. Here’s what we know going in:

- Tiger is on a “vacation” from sex rehab and will return next week.
- Elin was decked out in head-to-toe Nike yesterday and was actually in the same house as Tiger last night.
- Their nanny took the children to school this morning, freeing up Elin to attend the press conference should she remember she loves money.

So basically a room full of hand-picked reporters are about to spend five painfully-scripted minutes with a non-rehabilitated sex addict and a Nordic killing machine. Haha! Nice try, golf, you’re still boring.

Photos: Splash News

  1. bbw009

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  2. Fack

    @35… uhhh, you realize your boy Barry works for the exact same bankers dubya did?

  3. jtc

    to all the fools who claim joe stack is part of the tea party movement: f-ck you. all of you. branch out beyond time magazine or glenn beck for all of your news. joe stack never had anything to do with the tea party — the media is using the movement as a scapegoat to explain stack, just as they did regarding the prof denied tenure at the u of alabama. surprise surprise, she had nothing to do with the movement either (she <3 obama).

    i don't like what the tea party has turned into, either (a bunch of racist, homophobic, war-mongering neocons masquerading as freedom-lovers) -- but christ. don't connect the dots when they have nothing in common.

    joe stack not a tea-partier: http://bit.ly/cEknzN
    amy bishop not a tea-partier: http://bit.ly/amgdfU

  4. Liberty First

    Stacks might/might not be a Tea-Bagger, but he wanted the same thing as many in the Tea-Bag gang. Hated Government, hated Politicians and in his last act tried to strike against government, just like one of the earliest Tea-Bagger Timothy McVeigh.
    But when you look at it he is right we don’t really need Government, Police or so called Consumer Protection agency, we the people can look out for ourselves, so we should get rid of Medicare and Social Security and Medicaid, if I want an highway/bridge fixed I will do it myself, don’t use my taxes for roads and stuff that benefits other people, I am careful so I shouldn’t have to pay for Firefighter.

    As a Libertarian, my goal is no more handouts, like Medicare or Social Security, if you didn’t plan for old age then tough luck go live under a bridge.

  5. Liberty First

    My only problem with the Tea-Bagger are, they are just another bunch of poor-assed people looking for Government handouts, because when I look at the marches I can bet 90% of them are using up my tax dollars on Medicare and Social Security, then go home and sit and wait on their unemployment checks.

    We need a Government that cuts off all these old people from using my tax dollars, let their children take care of them not Medicare and Social Security.
    We need to charge their sons and daughters whenever these oldies get tax payers dole.

  6. stop bashing Elin

    I wish people would stop bashing Elin (for being a gold digger, or for being a disgrace to women for taking Tiger back etc)
    I’ve been a model for years and I know it’s a big sacrifice for a model to give up her body to have kids. It’s what people judge you most by, and you give it up for bear children for a guy, it’s a big deal.
    Plus my mom told me about all the sleepless nights when your babies are very young and are waking up every night repeatedly, I heard it’s tiring as hell.

    She sacrificed a lot for Tiger, and he repaid her by screwing every pussy he could get. She has the right to be angry, and to get some money. This is my personal opinion.

  7. jackie

    People would stop bashing Elin if she stood up for herself and didn’t stay for the money. There isn’t anyone in there right mind that would stay after all that has been said and done unless the person has something to gain by staying!!! I don’t feel sorry for her anymore. She gets what she deserves at this point and I would say that is probably about half a billion!!!!

  8. Doc Schweinstrudel

    That’s great Ellin, you played your cards right, now you can take money and leave and be carefree and alone for the rest of your life or re-marry for love.
    Unless…oh wait…you love this scoundrel ugly douchebag, so you are stupid too!!!
    STUPID STUPID WOMAN!

  9. Looks like Nike is paying her a nice chunk of change to stick with beaver boy.

  10. whoprey

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  11. jana

    This whole Tiger Woods affair never seems to end. Everyone has something to say about it. I always enjoy listening to Rolonda Watts- her perspective on affairs is actually really thought provoking- http://bit.ly/baVUvw

  12. Yooo great job with this post! LOL it did something for me.

  13. you realize your boy Barry works for the exact same bankers dubya did?

  14. you realize your boy Barry works for the exact same bankers dubya did?

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