Tiger Woods: Prelude to Bullshit

Not even the Teabag Terrorist can stop the Tiger Woods media circus that’s about to unfold shortly. Here’s what we know going in:

- Tiger is on a “vacation” from sex rehab and will return next week.
– Elin was decked out in head-to-toe Nike yesterday and was actually in the same house as Tiger last night.
– Their nanny took the children to school this morning, freeing up Elin to attend the press conference should she remember she loves money.

So basically a room full of hand-picked reporters are about to spend five painfully-scripted minutes with a non-rehabilitated sex addict and a Nordic killing machine. Haha! Nice try, golf, you’re still boring.

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