Not even the Teabag Terrorist can stop the Tiger Woods media circus that’s about to unfold shortly. Here’s what we know going in:
- Tiger is on a “vacation” from sex rehab and will return next week.
- Elin was decked out in head-to-toe Nike yesterday and was actually in the same house as Tiger last night.
- Their nanny took the children to school this morning, freeing up Elin to attend the press conference should she remember she loves money.
So basically a room full of hand-picked reporters are about to spend five painfully-scripted minutes with a non-rehabilitated sex addict and a Nordic killing machine. Haha! Nice try, golf, you’re still boring.