Tiger Woods paid mistress $10 mil in hush money

April 1st, 2010 // 76 Comments

Tiger Woods reportedly paid Mistress #1 of 8,500 Rachel Uchitel $10 million to stop her from going through with a tell-all press conference, and obviously she didn’t spend on her appearance because she looks like hell. TMZ reports:

But our sources — and they are good — tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Alleged Mistress #1 that they folded like a cheap suit, and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement.
TMZ has learned the actual settlement could fluctuate $1 million either way, depending on future circumstances. But the baseline is $10 mil.
Compare Rachel’s settlement with what other A.M’s received, if they got anything at all. We’re told several mistresses got several hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing. That speaks volumes about how much Rachel knows.

Considering it was pretty much a given Tiger was harpooning porn stars any chance he could get, the sex with Rachel must’ve been the most deviant shit ever if he paid $10 mil to keep it silent. Or he just laid in the fetal position crying the whole time about how much he hates golf, Nike, EA Sports, America and letting his dad whittle down his penis just to add a few yards to his drive.

What? Even Earl Woods’ ghost just went “Damn, why didn’t I think of that?”

Photos: Splash News, WENN
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  1. Darth

    I guess she’s able to change his penis into a corkscrew from time to time.Otherwise he wouldn’t have paid her this for her duties.

  2. Thank you for your sharing!

  3. Alex

    16…lol. I am a terrible person for laughing at that

  4. PostmortemG

    “She does look like a good fuck. I’d bang her and then murder her.”

    There you go. =)

    “OMG TEN Mil? With a stack of cash that tall, you could have a thousand dollar hooker every single night for 27 years straight! And every one of them would look better too. I wonder how his putter would hold up.”

    Tiger Woods is even more of a fucking idiot than i initially thought. Damn… paying $10,000,000 for the ´privilege´ of sticking his dick in this woman is absolutely ridiculous, especially considering the obvious fact that the world is teeming with insanely hot women who would give it up to a celebrity for free. You fail, Tiger Woods.

  5. notahooker

    she’s not a hooker, she probably hooked him up with other honeys to dip into

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  7. John

    “she’s not a hooker, she probably hooked him up with other honeys to dip into”

    That’s what some have alleged that’s where her professional relationship with Tiger Woods was mostly about.

    http://wendyista.blogspot.com/2009/12/was-rachel-uchitel-tiger-woods-15000.html

  8. I bet she has had 14 miles of Cock!! Whore…..Typical Cunt!!!

  9. What’s her name??? Uchicunt ???? Or Uchiwhore ??? Is she Jewish…Ummmmm…For that amount of cash she will “convert” if she has to.

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  11. Darth

    What do TW and Elin Nordegren have in common?

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    They’d both have kids #63?

  13. Nero

    @63 They’d both like cooters like it’s yummy porridge?

  14. Starmaker

    TW should have married a thoroughly seasoned woman like she’s.Instead of shaky puppy Eline Nordegren.

  15. Nero

    She’d know how to handle a strap-on right.Making him *AAAGGHHH!!!* come hard..

  16. Rhialto

    I guess when we think we see TW smiling his jaw muscles are still locked in the ‘aagghh!’ position.

  17. Well, what else were you expecting him to do. Of course he will pay her off.

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    He paid her off to keep quiet about his gay orgies

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  19. Elle

    I heard he got her pregnant and he probably paid her off to abort it and not tell. I know someone who knows her well.

  20. CocoK

    This girl’s got a wonky nose.

  21. Lindah

    Probably some piss and po0hs involved…or a strapon eekk

  22. Galtacticus

    For the complete picture,it’s good to have my memory refreshed.Why did he pay her this?

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