Tiger Woods looks remorseful

February 18th, 2010 // 44 Comments

“Damn, I fucked them hookers good. Now watch this drive.”

- Tiger Wood’s Face, Orlando, FL.
Photos: Getty
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  1. Jake

    FIRST THUNDER-CUNTS!!!!

  2. Jake

    SECOND MOTHER-BITCHES!!!!

  3. Perfect Double Tapered

    Leave him alone he’s addicted to sex. If you have the money and a publicist you can be declared a sex addict too.

  4. Rough on ice

    Unless hes ready to reveal his flossing technique on Friday, ill steer clear of all tiger news. You know like before the scandal…Ive moved on!

  5. Dan

    “Now watch this drive” made me LOL.

  6. Awwwww he’s so SAD! How come he hasn’t called me yet? Is it because I don’t have implants? That must be it.

  7. proteon

    “Damn, I fucked them hookers good”

    Stay classy SF.

  8. lisa

    he has zero sex appeal to me. His chiclet teeth are so big its ridiculous

  9. mike

    is he not allowed to smile ever again?

  10. Jon Smith

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WMnI6kGXOQ

    I’ve never heard anyone quote Farenheit 9/11 to make a joke before.

  11. I figured he was going to appear on Oprah. Guess not.

  12. that is all for publicity, remember he is a master mind of image. i need at least one pix of him playing nite golf to believe your story. and if you don’t post my comment this time, i will never comment on your blog again. TMZ is much better!

  13. Boxy Brown

    I have no idea how anyone could find this awkward looking man-boy sexually attractive. He must have a dick that matches his bank account

  14. he is rich

    That is one ugly dude. The black reporters love him and they always defend their own of course. This pile of garbage should not be allowed to play anymore. He is a disgrace and his wife needs to take all the money she can from him and leave.
    I hope he get AIDs.

  15. getting boring

    #9 cracked me up. Good point

    Anyway this Tiger Woods stuff is getting boooring. I for one don’t want any more reports on him unless it turns out he kills one of his mistresses or Elin kills him. Seriously, this is last year’s news!

  16. Id

    I hate when people have hideously fake veneers. Looks like he’s rocking a mouthful of fucking chicklets.

  17. Nameless

    Put him in a room full of white escorts and cocktail waitresses and see if he is really rehabbed.

  18. tc

    His neeger teeth are too big for his neeger head.

    He is the squarest, whitest black man I have ever seen. And I’m not talking about his skin colour either. I’m at least 7 generations of white, and I reckon I’m more black.

    He couldn’t possibly be less cool. He is a golfer for fuck’s sake.

    How could any woman find him sexually attractive ?

  19. Bombastic Elastic

    A) “I’ve always wanted to say this: for shizzle!”

    B) Who gives a shit about any of this? He’s a billionaire sports figure. He can do whatever he wants. His wife knew what she was getting into. He’s not a political representative. He has no responsibilities to anyone other than himself and, I guess, Nike. I wish him well and hope he gets back to kicking ass on the golf course and screwing every whore on the block!

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  22. Tiger's Putter

    Tiger Wood’s smile…
    … I’m still richer then all of you muthafuckas & I get to fuck better quality white pussy then any of you ever will… hahaha! (Spots Heidi Montag & Taylor Swift) Ahh time to work on my stroke folks!

  23. Hi Guy’s,
    The black reporters love him and they always defend their own of course. This pile of garbage should not be allowed to play anymore…

  24. Cherry

    Strangely, I find Tiger far more interesting now than before last Thanksgiving. I used to think he was wooden and blah. But I guess it’s true what they say, silent waters do run deep. It will be fascinating to see how he recovers from this.

  25. captain america

    when his wife kisses his money…………………………I Mean Ass problems are solved!!

  26. shar

    You go Tiger. Never mind the crap from gutless wonders on this type of site. At least you were not out drugging/raping women like some athletes. DO NOT DO A NEW CONFERENCE, YOU ONLY OWE YOUR FAMILY.

  27. NotAGuy

    I’d hit that.

  28. KANDY

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  29. SATAN

    i’d be smiling too if i was a billionaire who made my fortune off of doing the one thing (well, maybe not ONE thing) that i’ve always loved. imagine if pornstars were paid billions, championed by the mainstream media, and treated like royalty no matter where they went. well that’s pretty much what Tiger’s adult life has been like. if it seems like he has no remorse, it’s cuz he DOESN’T!

    and to whoever thinks he owes YOU an apology, get the fuck off your high horse.

  30. Pauliewallnuts

    Shut the fuck up, why can’t this guy smile?????? god just leave him alone, he hasn’t done anything wrong like Chris Brown or dumbasses of that category. Women do this shit on a daily basis but the difference is that the men don’t come out and say yeah I nailed that thing where’s my 15 minutes of fame. Women are evil and do it for their own purposes. You don’t think Hilary Clinton has sucked dick other than Billy’s?????? Think again, it’s just that dudes don’t care to run around and tell people other than their close trustworthing buddies.

    Dumbass.

  31. SHUTUP!!!SHUTUP!!!SHUTUP!!! I don’t give a flying fuck about Tiger Woods.

  32. Truthsayer

    OMFG!

    His press conference is going to pre-empt my soaps!

    WTF!? Seriously?!

    String him up!

  33. God of Thunder

    “Holy Teeth Batman!”

  34. Trousers

    Reminds me of the Joker’s teeth from The Long Halloween

  35. Cookie Puss

    18 – you must be really square and uncool, huh?

  36. no! the dude looks awful.

  37. Tiger

    #27–Call me.

  38. nuno

    30 is absolutely right women are evil and i rest my case women do this shit ALL THE TIME LEAVE THE MEN IN PEACE GO TIGER

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  40. I hate when people have hideously fake veneers. Looks like he’s rocking a mouthful of fucking chicklets.

  41. whoprey

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at====== Agelessmatch.com ====== a nice and free site for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  42. Never mind the crap from gutless wonders on this type of site. At least you were not out drugging/raping women like some athletes….

  43. Do not know how he and his wife like a

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