Tiger Woods looks remorseful

February 18th, 2010 // 44 Comments

“Damn, I fucked them hookers good. Now watch this drive.”

- Tiger Wood’s Face, Orlando, FL.
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Comments (44)

  1. Jake | February 18, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    FIRST THUNDER-CUNTS!!!!

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  2. Jake | February 18, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    SECOND MOTHER-BITCHES!!!!

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  3. Perfect Double Tapered | February 18, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    Leave him alone he’s addicted to sex. If you have the money and a publicist you can be declared a sex addict too.

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  4. Rough on ice | February 18, 2010 at 9:47 pm

    Unless hes ready to reveal his flossing technique on Friday, ill steer clear of all tiger news. You know like before the scandal…Ive moved on!

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  5. Dan | February 18, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    “Now watch this drive” made me LOL.

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  6. Boodiba | February 18, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    Awwwww he’s so SAD! How come he hasn’t called me yet? Is it because I don’t have implants? That must be it.

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  7. proteon | February 18, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    “Damn, I fucked them hookers good”

    Stay classy SF.

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  8. lisa | February 18, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    he has zero sex appeal to me. His chiclet teeth are so big its ridiculous

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  9. mike | February 18, 2010 at 11:04 pm

    is he not allowed to smile ever again?

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  10. Jon Smith | February 18, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WMnI6kGXOQ

    I’ve never heard anyone quote Farenheit 9/11 to make a joke before.

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  11. MajorIndulgence | February 18, 2010 at 11:52 pm

    I figured he was going to appear on Oprah. Guess not.

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  12. acekard ds | February 18, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    that is all for publicity, remember he is a master mind of image. i need at least one pix of him playing nite golf to believe your story. and if you don’t post my comment this time, i will never comment on your blog again. TMZ is much better!

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  13. Boxy Brown | February 19, 2010 at 12:23 am

    I have no idea how anyone could find this awkward looking man-boy sexually attractive. He must have a dick that matches his bank account

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  14. he is rich | February 19, 2010 at 12:29 am

    That is one ugly dude. The black reporters love him and they always defend their own of course. This pile of garbage should not be allowed to play anymore. He is a disgrace and his wife needs to take all the money she can from him and leave.
    I hope he get AIDs.

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  15. getting boring | February 19, 2010 at 12:50 am

    #9 cracked me up. Good point

    Anyway this Tiger Woods stuff is getting boooring. I for one don’t want any more reports on him unless it turns out he kills one of his mistresses or Elin kills him. Seriously, this is last year’s news!

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  16. Id | February 19, 2010 at 12:57 am

    I hate when people have hideously fake veneers. Looks like he’s rocking a mouthful of fucking chicklets.

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  17. Nameless | February 19, 2010 at 1:51 am

    Put him in a room full of white escorts and cocktail waitresses and see if he is really rehabbed.

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  18. tc | February 19, 2010 at 2:20 am

    His neeger teeth are too big for his neeger head.

    He is the squarest, whitest black man I have ever seen. And I’m not talking about his skin colour either. I’m at least 7 generations of white, and I reckon I’m more black.

    He couldn’t possibly be less cool. He is a golfer for fuck’s sake.

    How could any woman find him sexually attractive ?

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  19. Bombastic Elastic | February 19, 2010 at 3:08 am

    A) “I’ve always wanted to say this: for shizzle!”

    B) Who gives a shit about any of this? He’s a billionaire sports figure. He can do whatever he wants. His wife knew what she was getting into. He’s not a political representative. He has no responsibilities to anyone other than himself and, I guess, Nike. I wish him well and hope he gets back to kicking ass on the golf course and screwing every whore on the block!

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  22. Tiger's Putter | February 19, 2010 at 4:36 am

    Tiger Wood’s smile…
    … I’m still richer then all of you muthafuckas & I get to fuck better quality white pussy then any of you ever will… hahaha! (Spots Heidi Montag & Taylor Swift) Ahh time to work on my stroke folks! Reply

  23. compact flash | February 19, 2010 at 6:03 am

    Hi Guy’s,
    The black reporters love him and they always defend their own of course. This pile of garbage should not be allowed to play anymore…

    Reply
  24. Cherry | February 19, 2010 at 6:20 am

    Strangely, I find Tiger far more interesting now than before last Thanksgiving. I used to think he was wooden and blah. But I guess it’s true what they say, silent waters do run deep. It will be fascinating to see how he recovers from this.

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  25. captain america | February 19, 2010 at 7:07 am

    when his wife kisses his money…………………………I Mean Ass problems are solved!!

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  26. shar | February 19, 2010 at 8:11 am

    You go Tiger. Never mind the crap from gutless wonders on this type of site. At least you were not out drugging/raping women like some athletes. DO NOT DO A NEW CONFERENCE, YOU ONLY OWE YOUR FAMILY.

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  27. NotAGuy | February 19, 2010 at 8:17 am

    I’d hit that.

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  28. KANDY | February 19, 2010 at 9:56 am

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

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  29. SATAN | February 19, 2010 at 10:25 am

    i’d be smiling too if i was a billionaire who made my fortune off of doing the one thing (well, maybe not ONE thing) that i’ve always loved. imagine if pornstars were paid billions, championed by the mainstream media, and treated like royalty no matter where they went. well that’s pretty much what Tiger’s adult life has been like. if it seems like he has no remorse, it’s cuz he DOESN’T!

    and to whoever thinks he owes YOU an apology, get the fuck off your high horse.

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  30. Pauliewallnuts | February 19, 2010 at 10:34 am

    Shut the fuck up, why can’t this guy smile?????? god just leave him alone, he hasn’t done anything wrong like Chris Brown or dumbasses of that category. Women do this shit on a daily basis but the difference is that the men don’t come out and say yeah I nailed that thing where’s my 15 minutes of fame. Women are evil and do it for their own purposes. You don’t think Hilary Clinton has sucked dick other than Billy’s?????? Think again, it’s just that dudes don’t care to run around and tell people other than their close trustworthing buddies.

    Dumbass.

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  31. drewjewaw | February 19, 2010 at 10:37 am

    SHUTUP!!!SHUTUP!!!SHUTUP!!! I don’t give a flying fuck about Tiger Woods.

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  32. Truthsayer | February 19, 2010 at 10:54 am

    OMFG!

    His press conference is going to pre-empt my soaps!

    WTF!? Seriously?!

    String him up!

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  33. God of Thunder | February 19, 2010 at 11:13 am

    “Holy Teeth Batman!”

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  34. Trousers | February 19, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Reminds me of the Joker’s teeth from The Long Halloween

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  35. Cookie Puss | February 19, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    18 – you must be really square and uncool, huh?

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  36. Herman Bumfudle | February 19, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    no! the dude looks awful.

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  37. Tiger | February 19, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    #27–Call me.

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  38. nuno | February 19, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    30 is absolutely right women are evil and i rest my case women do this shit ALL THE TIME LEAVE THE MEN IN PEACE GO TIGER

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  40. Facebook Marketing | February 21, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    I hate when people have hideously fake veneers. Looks like he’s rocking a mouthful of fucking chicklets.

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  41. whoprey | February 21, 2010 at 10:16 pm

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at====== Agelessmatch.com ====== a nice and free site for Younger Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

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  42. london of links | March 25, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    thanks

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  43. digital camera memory cards | April 1, 2010 at 5:55 am

    Never mind the crap from gutless wonders on this type of site. At least you were not out drugging/raping women like some athletes….

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