Tiger Woods is ready for prison sex now

The Superficial | January 4, 2010 - 12:09 pm

Pre-golf club to the face, Tiger Woods posed shirtless for the cover of February’s Vanity Fair and Annie Leibovitz has to be pissed. She probably thought she was getting unprecedented access to Tiger when it turns out there’s maybe five females in the world who haven’t seen this shit up close. In fact, my cat just walked by and asked why that chest looks familiar.