Pre-golf club to the face, Tiger Woods posed shirtless for the cover of February’s Vanity Fair and Annie Leibovitz has to be pissed. She probably thought she was getting unprecedented access to Tiger when it turns out there’s maybe five females in the world who haven’t seen this shit up close. In fact, my cat just walked by and asked why that chest looks familiar.
Photo: Vanity Fair
























NG | January 4, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Pwnd. That’s all I have to say about him.
Taz | January 4, 2010 at 12:27 pm
dudes cut
Ein | January 4, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Ugh, too ugly ewww!
Doc Schweinstrudel | January 4, 2010 at 12:28 pm
I like how his left nipple’s hair are curving like flower…RAWR!
He needs to be whipped to have some red stripes – he deserves it.
Billy | January 4, 2010 at 12:29 pm
damn he looks gooooodd!!!
I would make him my bitch any day of the week!
Christina | January 4, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I probably would….
giz | January 4, 2010 at 12:36 pm
his nipples are pitch black. i love it.
giz | January 4, 2010 at 12:37 pm
his nipples are pitch black. i love it.
KaChingMe | January 4, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Peculiar dichotomy. He is about as ghetto as Britt Hume. ((there is a ref there to Tiger but you will have to google it)
Odd how he agreed to this look by Annie L. She probably convinced him it would be a nice diversion for his persona – wrong!
OR
Annie fooled him by saying her hot-looking lighting assistant turned into a nympho around bad boys. (when in reality just a hot chick genetically drawn to large bank accounts)
Got to hand it to Annie, that capture that will be infamous.
BEAM | January 4, 2010 at 12:48 pm
“He is about as ghetto as Britt Hume. ”
LOL. My thoughts exactly.
KaChingMe | January 4, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Peculiar dichotomy. He is about as ghetto as Britt Hume. ((there is a ref there to Tiger but you will have to google it)
Odd how he agreed to this look by Annie L. She probably convinced him it would be a nice diversion for his persona – wrong!
OR
Annie fooled him by saying her hot-looking lighting assistant turned into a nympho around bad boys. (when in reality just a hot chick genetically drawn to large bank accounts)
Got to hand it to Annie, that capture that will be infamous.
Jessica | January 4, 2010 at 12:51 pm
really hot…I remember that night when I was riding this hot piece of ass, who wouldn’t?!
Stuey | January 4, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Really? That is considered hot?
havoc | January 4, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Golf is not a sport.
Why is he lifting weights?
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Richport's Ghost | January 4, 2010 at 1:05 pm
He doesn’t represent the black male in a positive way (visually, let’s forget about his behavior)
Denzel, Obama, hell, Samuel L Friggin’ Jackson are better looking.
He swings a mean golf club (apparently so does his wife), but when it comes to looks, Tiger’s looks are probably in the bottom third.
4/4 timing | January 4, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Adebisi FTW
Fuck | January 4, 2010 at 1:18 pm
LMAO!!!!
Can you say “Photoshopped”????
The only part of Woods in that photo is his head.
AmericanWhiteTrash | January 4, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Behold! New image: BAD BOY!
The manufactured wholesome country club good guy everyone likes thing is dead now I reckon…
They need the billion dollar marketing campaign to keep flowing on this guy. Big bucks are at stake because he is no doubt an amazing golfer just find it funny how I saw this coming from a mile away as soon as everyone found out he fucks everything in sight.
Trailer Park Inhabiter | January 4, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Wow to think this animal is worth a zillion dollars for nothing of course and this is the best he can look? Faggot has no abs at all and a scrawny chest with hideous, demonic black nipples.
I love how, as Mr. American White Trash has pointed out, the “industry” (read: crooks with all our money) supports this pervert. Nothing surprising there just read the news, we are sinking fast and faster. Better stock up on your provisions gang.
statingtheobvious | January 4, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Tiger isn’t black, but mixed race. Keanu Reeves isn’t white, he is Eurasian. I never understand the confusion.
and Tiger is sucking it in for this pics and lifting a weight in this shot. Nice try! :D
Viv | January 4, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Vanity Fair got Tiger to strip for their cover??? I didn’t know they were THAT desperate to sell some magazines….He looks ok, though, I would expect to see him like this in a cover of Playboy, Man’s Health or any magazine of the sort, certainly not Vanity Fair…oh well, since they get almost naked women for their covers, why not Tiger.
hooch | January 4, 2010 at 2:35 pm
amazing title
Beautiful but bitter. | January 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm
What the WHAT?! I really don’t think that he looks overly amazing by any means.
Donnie Brassballs | January 4, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Hmm, looks more like a nice cameraphone picture taken by one of his mistresses.
Rhialto | January 4, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Nice try but i’m not into men! I’m not gonna save your ass!
TUBBO | January 4, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Assuming he got his pump on before this picture was taken………he is a total bitch………nice 15lb dumbells
Depraved Girl | January 4, 2010 at 3:56 pm
I’d still hit it — with a bag over his head and a full body condom!
chupacabra | January 4, 2010 at 3:59 pm
ewwww. BARF.
By the way, look at how his nipples look like eyes, the weird stomach muscles look like a snout, then the giant bellybutton looks like a mouth.
FREAK!
Nero | January 4, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Not bad but there’re a few things what could be better!
sunshine | January 4, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Ya, no wait, #20?? You mean that Obama is not the first Black President after all?
chav | January 4, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Damn those black nipples are ugly! Not to mention all the pimples on his chest.
OMG | January 4, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I think he started working out after getting stalked by this weirdo in the green unitard: http://www.unitarduniverse.com/tiger-woods-17th-unitard-universe
This photo is so weird – What makes you decide to wear a full-body suit to a golf course?
Barry Dangle | January 4, 2010 at 7:02 pm
@ 30: He was raised moslem, but a hybrid for sure. Could be an illegal alien too! I think it’s funny, refusing to show his paperwork & telling everyone to STFU & kiss his a**! Ahnold S is getting pissed…
Hmm | January 4, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Does he have a tattoo around his nipple?
woods'scandal | January 4, 2010 at 9:12 pm
know more about woods’scandal??? there are many sexy pics about he and the mistress
kimk | January 4, 2010 at 9:18 pm
PAPER BAAAAAAAAAAG IT
so whats this whole … bad boy look ?
kimk | January 4, 2010 at 9:19 pm
PAPER BAAAAAAAAAAG IT
so whats this whole … bad boy look ?
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valentines day | January 4, 2010 at 9:48 pm
He does have a good physique and is going to be a hard hitter in the prison too.
gunpowder tea | January 4, 2010 at 9:50 pm
This is political? What office does Tiger hold? Or is his wife in office? How will their relationship effect the nation?
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Tempted but the truth is discovered
What’s been going on
Now that you have gone there’s no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
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I asked of my reflection,
Tell me what is there to do?
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What’s been going on
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SEXY_BABY | January 5, 2010 at 12:54 am
LOL @ “Pumps and a Bump.” So wrong…but so right.
So not feelin’ the cover, tho. Feels like they were copying D’Angelo’s “Untitled” and added a cap and weights to make it seem “original.” Meh.
But hey…YMMV. It’ll still sell. As for me, I’ll hold onto my pennies.
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GG1000 | January 5, 2010 at 9:27 am
Liebovitz is awesome; she always gets something totally unexpected. The eyes are what gets me – that’s the most miserable looking billionaire I’ve ever seen.
Pimples are sexy | January 5, 2010 at 11:09 am
Liebovitz is a pig. She takes disgusting pics and they are risque so therefore creative.
Tiger is hideous and puny for a guys who bodybuilds. Genetic runt. Black nipples how gross.