Tiger Woods is a great son

December 14th, 2009 // 59 Comments

Jamie Jungers is now claiming she was having sex with Tiger Woods when his father died, according to News of the World:

On May 2, 2006, he was with Jamie in his marital home in California when his mum Tida called about Earl – who had prostate cancer and was in a hospice.
Jamie said: “She told Tiger his dad was in a bad way. Tiger immediately left to be with him and I stayed at the house. He was gone nearly three hours. When he came back, I could see he was preoccupied and worried about his dad – but when we went to bed he still wanted to have sex as usual.
“We went to sleep. I was beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties. Then at about 3am the phone rang. It was Tiger’s mum. She called to tell him that his dad had passed away. Tiger looked utterly devastated and didn’t say a word. He didn’t even cry but I could tell he was heartbroken.
“I told him, ‘I’m so sorry’ and gave him a hug. I didn’t want to be in the way so I arranged a flight home to Vegas.”

At first I didn’t even believe Jamie Jungers slept with Tiger, but after she spent the rest of the interview calling him a “cheap fucker,” it became pretty obvious this is a classic example of why shower curtains are handy you always foot your mistresses’ credit card bills if you’re filthy rich. Otherwise they’ll tell people you used your father’s chemo as lubricant. Stop me if I’m getting warm, Jamie.

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  1. I’ll take a look to the

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  3. More mysteries. He flushes his jackpot dream existence and stunner wife down the toilet for women Jon Gosselin wouldn’t be seen with…and on top of that this one looks old, fat and busted.

    Are they interviewing her in Siberia? What’s with the coat?

    @ 30 – Right on! Tiger should have fucked Heidi Montag. That would be some infotainment right there.

    @ 32 – Hmm…if they knew he was married they are willing participants in the adultery.

    @ 37 cheezbox – “…knows that sex and it’s ilk are great ways to escape for a little while.”
    Or at least Casey Anthony seems to think so.
    http://westorlandonews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/casey-anthony-toilet.jpg

  4. Ferne

    Some badly-worded sports news sites have been comparing Tiger Woods to OJ Simpson and even Michael Jackson. But maybe some of these sites, listed on Dozensports.com, have a point. Is Tiger Woods another in a long list of black superstars shot down by the predominantly white media?

  5. samatha

    Tiger should count his lucky stars, that he has money and status. Without it, he would be relegated to beating off on Friday night. He’s ugly as hell, and looks like a cartoon character, with his round face, bug eyes and fish lips. He’s a goofy looking nigga, that nobody will mistake for Denzel Washington LOL.

    If Tiger wasn’t a celebrity, I don’t think many of these women would even fart in his direction, let alone be interested in him. Thanks goodness for lucre!

  6. Blech

    LMAO @ comment #44. I’m used to seeing these ads but, for some reason, this one was especially funny situated here!

  7. I’m sorry, Jamie Who?

  8. Sunny

    Who knew there were so many tramps in the world… I guess he knew where he could get it easily from. His wife should go to a clinic to check herself.

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