Tiger Woods is a great son

Jamie Jungers is now claiming she was having sex with Tiger Woods when his father died, according to News of the World:

On May 2, 2006, he was with Jamie in his marital home in California when his mum Tida called about Earl – who had prostate cancer and was in a hospice.
Jamie said: “She told Tiger his dad was in a bad way. Tiger immediately left to be with him and I stayed at the house. He was gone nearly three hours. When he came back, I could see he was preoccupied and worried about his dad – but when we went to bed he still wanted to have sex as usual.
“We went to sleep. I was beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties. Then at about 3am the phone rang. It was Tiger’s mum. She called to tell him that his dad had passed away. Tiger looked utterly devastated and didn’t say a word. He didn’t even cry but I could tell he was heartbroken.
“I told him, ‘I’m so sorry’ and gave him a hug. I didn’t want to be in the way so I arranged a flight home to Vegas.”

At first I didn’t even believe Jamie Jungers slept with Tiger, but after she spent the rest of the interview calling him a “cheap fucker,” it became pretty obvious this is a classic example of why shower curtains are handy you always foot your mistresses’ credit card bills if you’re filthy rich. Otherwise they’ll tell people you used your father’s chemo as lubricant. Stop me if I’m getting warm, Jamie.

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