The Tiger Woods Ho Count reaches 9

December 7th, 2009 // 45 Comments

Thanks to porn star, and freakish Elin Woods lookalike, Holly Sampson, the amount of women Tiger Woods had Ambien-fueled sex with is officially one attention-seeking-whore away from breaking into the double digits, according to Us Magazine. I wonder if these ladies were the back or the front nine. HA! Get it? Because he plays golf then has sex with these women from various entry points. Trust me, they’re laughing at the country club. Or at least telling their butlers to.

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  1. FIRST AND GROSS!!!

    FIRST AND GROSS!!!

  2. bb

    What a lucky mother fucker.

  3. Hollard

    The guy is half black… what did America Expect?

  4. Tiger Woods was vetted, too.

    That nasty skank looks nothing like Elin Woods.

    Take the money and run, Elin. You deserve it.

  5. Kevin Jennings Fist

    Apparently, Holly Jennings speciality is “fisting”.

    If you google “kevin jennings” and “fisting”, you will get some VERY Not Safe For Work photos of Holly Sampson in action!

  6. If she lost the glasses, she’d look kinda like Marg Helgenberger in the Steven Seagal movie “Fire Down Below”. That would make a great porno spoof, Seagal’s character could be looking for infected semen being distributed by a corrupt sperm bank and infecting the population for generations. Yeah, I’d watch.

  7. cc

    Ha, Tiger Woods has worked his way down the food chain. I wonder how Elin feels knowing her husband has been with some chick whose had every orifice stuffed by countless guys. I am sure she’s thrilled.

  8. laurente

    Ellin take the money and run
    this guy is a skank like the women he bangs
    this is gross!

  9. Sport

    Lets not make Elin out to be a saint. She showed her true motivation when renegotiating the pre-nup the day after this happened – as if that were the most important thing to get resolved. They both have a part in this (as with most marital issues.)

  10. Rough's wood never sinned

    So careless, you’d think this Jackass would pick up some pointers from Jeter or Romo…#1 rule you’re not suppose to get caught or don’t do it at all.

  11. #9 has to be kidding

    @9 – you must be joking. If the woman had to sign a pre-nup before marrying the man (which isn’t an automatic sign of greed, btw genius) she’d be a damned fool to not renegotiate after being humiliated publicly by her husband if they indeed are trying to stay together. If he didn’t love her, wouldn’t he have ended the marriage by now?? Obviously finding someone else wouldn’t be a problem for him.

  12. Sen. Robert Byrd

    I love how Tiger Woods is the posterboy for how “in the future we’ll all be mixed race” and yet you don’t see an asian or black girl among his boinkees, they’re exclusively white. In the real world, the only thing that matters is money, and he’s got enough to skip the hamburger and go right to the prime rib.

  13. Oh dear Lord. Tiger is going to lose his corporate sponsors any day now. This is out of control.

  14. Brian Bruney

    I guess when Tiger said that after being on the road he likes to come back to life at home he meant that after he whored around on the PGA tour he likes to have sex with his wife.

    He’s as image conscious as Jeter but not as stupid as A-Rod.

  15. OPS

    Who wouldn’t bed a willing and able porn star? Especially one that will let you fist her. Duh. I’m sure Elin will understand.

  16. Brian Bruney

    I guess when Tiger said that after being on the road he likes to come back to life at home he meant that after he whored around on the PGA tour he likes to have sex with his wife.

    He’s as image conscious as Jeter but not as stupid as A-Rod.

  17. tiger is the whore, like all men (given the chance)…what’s the big fuckin deal?!

  18. Ego

    Ambien fueled sex?
    Ambien has to be the greatest invention since beer.
    Having sex with a hot porn star is an allowed exception while married. Ask any divorce attorney

  19. Drew

    Haha. This site amuses me seeing how it’s the only site I actively read where a bunch of overweight social rejects refreshing pop culture sites calls anything with a vagina gross. Is it gross because you’ve never seen one? Or can beggars actually be choosers? Who knows.

  20. AIDS Watcher

    yeah it’s great to fuck various sex partners. just think if he give’s his wife VD or AIDS. she needs to take this subhuman to court and get his money and marry a true human and not an ape.

  21. HoodFellaz

    Tiger’s biggest brag ?

    He has the same amount of mistresses than he has major win tournaments.

  22. cc

    @12 “In the real world, the only thing that matters is money”

    That’s depressingly true. The next time I read a survey that says women rank intelligence or sense of humor as being a man’s most important attribute I am going to fuckin’ shoot someone. Preferably an editor of Chatelaine, Vogue, or Mademoiselle. Or all of them. Bullshitters.

  23. adaa

    Here is a great place —— Cougarmatching.com —– It’s a premiere cougar dating community for older women seeking younger men and younger men seeking cougars. Come in, post a message, a picture of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You will find someone you like here…

  24. I believe the media needs to keep their nose out of his business and Tiger needs to live his life in a respectful manner. He has the respect of America live your life in the way you deserve it.

  25. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Before you know it, Tiger will be banging Jon Gosselin’s leftovers.

  26. oo yess teacher.

    you, come to ? :)

  27. Marg Helgenbergers older sister?

    I like how Elins former boss says he needs to apologize to her for the introduction to Tiger.

  28. Tiger is going to lose his corporate sponsors …

  29. PM

    Ok so now the Front 9 is complete, wonder when the “boys” will start coming out for the ‘Back-door 9′…hahahah

  30. PM

    Ok so now the Front 9 is complete, wonder when the “boys” will start coming out for the ‘Back-door 9′…hahahah

  31. Peter Wylie

    Why has no one photo-shopped Tiger’s name onto that video’s box yet?

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  37. I wish I could send all of his ho’s a copy of my book…”A Ho Needs 2 Stay in a Ho’s Place…check it out at http://www.stayinyourplace.com or http://www.amazon.com

  38. I’m actually slightly surprised that thus far no one I know has emerged from this scandal.

    You see, I’ve made a nice career these past 10 years out of spanking the bouncing bare bottoms of women exactly like Tiger’s ho’s in front of a video camera.

    Needless to say, I find my job to be immensely rewarding both financially and emotionally.

    Sorry to say I’ve yet to get my hands on any of those exact ones however.

    It’s a damn shame really. I mean, maybe the naughty girl would have like learned her lesson or something ;-)

  39. Sorry to say I’ve yet to get my hands on any of those exact ones however.

  40. thanks perfect article..

  41. Tiger is going to lose his corporate sponsors …

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