The Tiger Woods Ho Count reaches 9

Thanks to porn star, and freakish Elin Woods lookalike, Holly Sampson, the amount of women Tiger Woods had Ambien-fueled sex with is officially one attention-seeking-whore away from breaking into the double digits, according to Us Magazine. I wonder if these ladies were the back or the front nine. HA! Get it? Because he plays golf then has sex with these women from various entry points. Trust me, they’re laughing at the country club. Or at least telling their butlers to.

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