Tiger Woods had sex with this

December 10th, 2009 // 121 Comments

These are screen grabs of Tiger Woods porno mistress Joslyn James dancing underneath a fire hose at Adult Entertainment Expo 2008 while trying to hawk herself to potential buyers. If these aren’t sexy enough, she’s currently wanted for failing to pay $12 grand in child support which really puts Shauna Sand in a whole new light. I mean, the two are practically in the same business, yet despite repeated exposures to her die-hole, Shauna hasn’t lost custody of her kids. This week.

Thanks to Jeff for exhibiting journalistic excellence in the face of skank. *salutes*

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  1. shortcake

    nothing like having a tattoo of the grim reaper crawling out of your ass-crack to make you irresistable. ugly fucking pig!

  2. shortcake

    you just know this skank has massive amounts of pootie stank

  3. No way

    #45
    Is that ALL? Reports say he banged her without a condom– I would have more concerns than just “he chose her over me.”

  4. wot

    THE FUXK’S WRONG WITH HER ASS?????

  5. omnibooos

    THIS SILLY SKANK SHOULD GO HANG OUT WITH TILA TEQUILA…

    GAWD SAYING HER RETARDED ASS NAME MAKES ME WANT TO BARF ON MYSELF

  6. OINK

    lol u guys who r calling that skank an ugly pig… U GUYS1!!!!!!!

    LOL

    so… um…. FAWQ THATS ONE RETARDED UGLY PIG-WHORE

    AND YES I MUST RE-STATE THIS… TILA TEQUILA’S BFF

    B
    F
    F

    i love chicks who stick out their tongues and flip off the camera… it just makes me really want to jack off… and spew all over their decapitated carcasses

  7. stu

    Tiger is awesome! has sex with sluts, makes billions $’s and is the best ever at golf. you’re all haters

  8. cc

    “Shitting in your easter basket”

    That, my friend, is fucking hilarious.

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  10. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    TIGER LIKES ANYTHING WHITE

    HOW MUCH SELF HATE CAN ONE BLACK MAN HAVE???

    TIGER LIKES ANYTHING WHITE

    HOW MUCH SELF HATE CAN ONE BLACK MAN HAVE???

    TIGER LIKES ANYTHING WHITE

    HOW MUCH SELF HATE CAN ONE BLACK MAN HAVE???

    TIGER LIKES ANYTHING WHITE

    HOW MUCH SELF HATE CAN ONE BLACK MAN HAVE???

    TIGER LIKES ANYTHING WHITE

    HOW MUCH SELF HATE CAN ONE BLACK MAN HAVE???

    TIGER LIKES ANYTHING WHITE

    HOW MUCH SELF HATE CAN ONE BLACK MAN HAVE???

  11. Lazarus "Bubba" Tubbs

    Ya know, it dawns on me that if this gal were to share some of the drugs she’s obviously on, she might begin to look more fuckable.

    Too bad about the store-bought tits.

  12. GENES

    MIGHT EVEN DO HIS PETS AT HOME, DOGS, CATS, ETC… WHO KNOWS WHAT HE’S INTO.

  13. iloveuppz

    @57. stu: wait a minute… is this my boss at work? is that you tom? u freaking perv *high five*

    @THAT_GIRL_JENN: a) i feel you. it must be tough being a fat black girl
    b) it’s ok asians have tons of self hate too… trust me im asian and id bang anything white any day….. I HATE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sooooooooooooo… where the blond bimbos at?

  14. I think this all is fake. I think this the trap for tiger woods. He is a nice guy i think. He is a legend .

  15. Mal Carne

    #38: As has been speculated, Tiger and his sponsors wanted to cultivate an image of a perfect, suburban dad image, all the better to hock his multi-million dollar tchotchkis. Ironically, of all the women I’ve seen so far, his wife is the most attractive, but also probably the least fun. So, methinks it was a business arrangement on Tiger’s part. Either that, or he was drunk at the time.

  16. Rational Rick

    Tiger loves pUSSY…

  17. Rational Rick

    Tiger loves pUSSY…

  18. i would so have sex with her too!
    she looks like she would be fun in bed!

  19. mtnbiker

    Jon Gosselin who? LOL
    Jon is thinking if this only had come out 6 months earlier..

  20. eeep

    what a cooze…

  21. Pfog

    Make a REAL wish! 8,888 wishes granted…

    make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com

    After that, no more wishes are granted..

    ~*Believe*~

  22. FACE

    Would the white media care so much if Tiger’s wife was black?

  23. Hey, cut Tiger some slack.

    If I had a billion dollars, and could sleep with any slut in the world, I might hit this. (to be honest, I’ve never done a girl this hot, sad but true).

    Tiger has increadible skill, why not use it to get all the pussy he chooses to.

  24. Alpha Pablo

    Tiger likes WHITE pussy…

  25. bisham badi

    Ugghh..Tattoos. Yuck.

    Tattoos are for young people who want to look old and to remind old people they arent young.

  26. bisham badi

    74 “Tiger likes WHITE pussy…”

    Well he doesnt seem to like black girls – but them most black men prefer white women. For some reason, black men dont like black women. Are they racist of something?

  27. bisham badi

    71 Pfog said “Make a REAL wish! 8,888 wishes granted…”

    You are wasting your time here. The 8888 thing only works in a Chinese culture. The Number 8 has no significance in Western Culture.

  28. lily

    this is getting a bit ridiculous. not a chance tiger banged this girl.

  29. The Truth

    Hey, at least he’s not banging dudes

  30. Courtyardpigeon

    Stop everyone. He was probably drawn to her because she’s a great conversationalist.

  31. Denise D

    That girl looks nasty, when I first seen this, I wanted to give her a bar of soap and a nice spray tan. That’s classy Tiger, you had steak at home and yet you wanted a cheap greasy cheeseburger. Gross.

  32. Grossed Out

    Wow could a get a large order of WhattheFuck and a side of McNasty? Jesus, Dude…Married to a Swedish model and dipping your pickle in every cum dumpster skank hole west of the Mississippi. Poor Elin, it would be horrible enough to find out that your husband is an unfaithful douchebag of epic proportions, even worse to have the whole world find out with you with constant media coverage of every gutterslut he banged behind your back. I hope she ends up laughing all the way to the bank in the end…

  33. AmericanWhiteTrash

    shit society will worship shit…

  34. geekologie

    seriously, has anyone been to a golf course

    full of awkward geeks

    sure theyre great golfers but still awkward

    give a geek an opportunity to bang a skank and they wont turn it down

    tigers just a big ho-lovin “geek”

    and for that, we say thank you

  35. Frank

    I’d rather jerk off with sandpaper and broken glass than put my dick in that. Why would he bang that, or any of the other tramps, when he had HAWT-ASS wife waiting at home for him? Tiger, you’re a fucking idiot. I hear Jon Gosslin is looking for a golfing partner and party buddy – you guys seem to have the same taste in women, or skanks!

  36. Aims

    It might be easier for you to make posts of what Tiger Woods HASN’T HAD SEX WITH… of course I don’t think there is much material on that! LMAO. What a dirt bag.

  37. Aims

    She looks like a GUY in the face. YUCK!

  38. yo mama said

    STFU TO ALL YOU WAGE EARNERS CRYING ABOUT TIGER KISSING AWAY HALF.

    NEWSFLASH:

    HALF OF A BILLION IS STILL MORE THAN YOU AND THE NEXT TEN GENERATIONS OF YOUR FAMILY WILL EVER EARN. HE NEVER HAS TO WORK AGAIN, UNLIKE YOU USELESS BOTTOM DWELLERS.

  39. Scooter

    Wow – she makes Elaine from Seinfeld look like a tremendous dancer.

  40. um

    Leave her alone. She was probably molested as a child by her uncle or something, and now she’s an emotionally messed up woman who sells sex. A lot of shit that everyday people do is just as morally questionable, and you shed yourself in an even worse light by sitting here and raking her over the coals.

    I guess I’m the only person who looks at a display like that and sees that she’s a human being who was warped and abused into carrying on that way; we are all guilty, not her.

  41. Luv me Fizh

    wut iz wrong
    with her ztomach?>?
    therez a mezzage
    zhe iz zending uz..
    w/da finger/tongue
    thing…mezzage=
    I’ve ripped him open
    and ate hiz zhit…
    and zhe liked it..
    ewwww..zhe iz zo ugly.

  42. ste

    There’s so many beautiful women in the porno industry – she isnt one of them..I’d think twice double wrapped

  43. Dude of Dudes

    I just watched the saddest video on the internet. I can quit now.

  44. britneysucks

    Tiger and ho’s I want to endlessly thank you for providing any opportunity to not look at Jon Gosselin’s horrifically ugly face. Thanks again!

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  46. abadk

    This girl is HOT..trashy, but HOTT!

  47. meanjoe

    She’s not his mistress, she’s just an escort from Las Vegas. All the chicks who are involved in the Tiger Woods fiasco were or still are call girls, thats how he met them. Tiger Woods is no pimp, he’s just a lame husband who has to pay for sex from other bytches.

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  49. aaa

    Tigger the Nigger wants white women.

    He has to pay them because no classy white would be with an ugly black pig like that.

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