These are screen grabs of Tiger Woods porno mistress Joslyn James dancing underneath a fire hose at Adult Entertainment Expo 2008 while trying to hawk herself to potential buyers. If these aren’t sexy enough, she’s currently wanted for failing to pay $12 grand in child support which really puts Shauna Sand in a whole new light. I mean, the two are practically in the same business, yet despite repeated exposures to her die-hole, Shauna hasn’t lost custody of her kids. This week.
Thanks to Jeff for exhibiting journalistic excellence in the face of skank. *salutes*
Desmoot | December 10, 2009 at 3:08 pm
classy!
___ | December 10, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Wow that’s horrible. Daddy must be proud. I was expecting her to to bust out the Elaine Benes kick-dance move.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 10, 2009 at 3:15 pm
i need a penicillin shot just from looking at this skank
Morning Woods | December 10, 2009 at 3:16 pm
At this point I think it would be easier to list the skanks Tiger *hasn’t* had sex with…
Q. Did you hear Tiger is going to change his name?
A. He will now be known as Cheetah.
Q. What’s the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?
A. Santa stopped after the third Ho.
stupidass | December 10, 2009 at 3:16 pm
GO TIGER, GO!!
BONE THOSE TRASHBAGS!
http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 10, 2009 at 3:19 pm
i need a penicillin shot just from looking at this skank
fearsarewishes | December 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Hey, it beats working for a living.
JiggaJay | December 10, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I would go to town on this AIDS infested whore, right behind a dumpster, where she belongs!
I LOVE SEEING ALL OF TIGERS SLAM PIGS COMIN OUT OF THE WOODWORK
I AGREE WITH #5 GO TIGER GO!!
yeah whatever | December 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Don’t any of you say you wouldn’t, because you know you would. Most of you have probably jacked off to one her vids online already…
Fucking hypocrits
kimk | December 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm
tiger woods just has a really large hormone injected penis
if he places it on a dinner table
he will immediately impregnate 23 whores
can u imagine ?
just by placing it
ON A DINNER TABLE
the dinner table has a bun in the oven too
kimk | December 10, 2009 at 3:31 pm
tiger woods just has a really large hormone injected penis
if he places it on a dinner table
he will immediately impregnate 23 whores
can u imagine ?
just by placing it
ON A DINNER TABLE
the dinner table has a bun in the oven too
Bud | December 10, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Tiger has bad taste. Really bad taste.
sdfsdf | December 10, 2009 at 3:33 pm
this one is just BS, me thinks
Tiger Woods | December 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm
guys gimme a break, i just wanted to taste the rainbow. you gotta try all the flavors.
And | December 10, 2009 at 3:43 pm
WHY does everyone care so much about who he’s shagged? Good on him. Well in Tiger, you ledge!
Rough 360 | December 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Tiger and a few other privilege blue bloods are taking the 2012 prophecy a bit more seriously than others…of course whos there to put a damper on things? marriage, religion, sponsors, institutions we cant live without…
big teeth | December 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Ugh.. that was so terrible I think it gave me cancer.
HAYY ZUESS | December 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Tiger, Tiger , Tiger you should have stayed single and banged all the other porn stars that where on your list…
quake | December 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I wonder if she’s ever had sex before.
Radar | December 10, 2009 at 3:59 pm
It’s kind of sad that you can actually see her confidence rise after some trashy guys ask for her website address. It’s all in the way she dances – in the beginning: a bit reserved and unsure of herself. After the grease balls advance: more energetic and egotistical.
Love it.
Shane | December 10, 2009 at 4:01 pm
This is the holy shit of ugly porn stars. My dog looked at this video and no way jose I gots better lookin bitches.
Crusty | December 10, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Double bogey..
OPS | December 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Actually, this is one that is semi-believable. She’s never admitted to fucking Tiger. She was just one of the whores that Rachel Uchitel would hook him up with.
Hey now! | December 10, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I have new found respect for Tiger!
Rough 360 | December 10, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Wow what a fun video, the chick on the truck is the best part…
chris | December 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm
can’t wait to see tiger on the couse again, major network coverage. I bet the crowds will heckle the shit out of him. The networks better be prepared to hit the bleep button
JJ Daddy-O | December 10, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I don’t know if this kid isn’t better off without the child support, which would probably show up in the mail as a bundle of sticky, damp, one dollar bills, tied up with a used condom….
fearsarewishes | December 10, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@ 15
“Well in Tiger, you ledge!”
Motherfucker! What in the FUCK is that supposed to mean? Well fucking IN??? Well OUT? Well ON? Nothing fucking works.
And you called him a “ledge” WTF??? Do you mean a “letch”?
FUCK FUCKING YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
This kind of mindless, illiterate posting is going to make my head explode. JFC, there are so many of you idiots on this site.
Luckyloo | December 10, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Can we stop with the Tiger posts? Remember when this site was actually funny? Yeah, I kind of miss that. Now it’s overrun with Tiger’s hookups. Why anyone cares is beyond me.
Deacon Jones | December 10, 2009 at 4:15 pm
LOL!!! Woof-ity WOOF!!!
She’s at least at Stage III in terms of AIDS progression…..her face looks like a skull with skin stretched over it.
Tiger def. gave his wife something (other than the gonorrhea, which is a given if you fuck a black guy).
sexyman48 | December 10, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Tiger makes Jon Gosselin’s women look classy.
hmna | December 10, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Those tats are hott.
*******Krazyhotkelli********** | December 10, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I am waiting for her peniz to pop out. good tuck game zizter.
gena | December 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Oh, my! I’m going to go out on a limb here and say Le Tigre never, never did this girl. Or girrilla! Nasty, nasty nasty! She needs a bath and a shampoo, preferably of the flea and tick variety. I’d say the ONLY good thing about these women (all of them) coming out of the woodwork … literally in this woman’s case … is that Mr. Woods can’t be extorted for money.
In the south, we’d call that shitting in your Easter basket.
It’s almost fun to make fun of this whole thing. And as a woman, I know it’s no fun for his wife and her family. And no fun for Tiger or his mom. But everything I’ve seen or read indicates to me that he never did the “run around” until after his dad died. I think he didn’t recognize his own grief and acted out on the feelings he had with his little head, rather than his big head.
There are no winners here.
hard boiled pegg | December 10, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Who cares… all whores like her chase as much nigger dick as they can get, not to mention rich nigger dick.
Woods is just another high profile person consumed by his ego.
‘Why shouldn’t I get to stick my driver in as much whore as possible?’
Too bad he comes unstuck via some of the most disgusting, attention seeking, filthy, stinking, rotten whore seen for a long time.
fat guy in little shirt | December 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm
I feel bad for her… how the f*** does a girl end up link this?
kingofbeer | December 10, 2009 at 5:07 pm
you know your not a good porn star when google can only produce a page and a half…. oh and learn to dance lolz
The BIG Question | December 10, 2009 at 5:37 pm
What I want to know is why did Tiger even get married? Its clear that he doesn’t love his wife (he was cheating with some of these skanks since around the same time he got married). I don’t really think there’s much pressure on men to get married and have kids (like there is for women). So why didn’t he just stay single and bang all the skanks he wanted? It would have been a lot easier and CHEAPER. bc he’s going to have to kiss at least half his money good bye when his wife takes him to court, not to talk about lawyer fees (those are a bitch), and lost endorcements. What an idiot.
v tard | December 10, 2009 at 5:41 pm
@36
If you check out one of the comments on that YouTube page, I believe somebody hit the nail on the head while just making a joke:
“When they say someone was molested as a child, her image comes to mind.”
Turd da Third | December 10, 2009 at 5:55 pm
This whore is so loose that Tiger could probably drive his cadilac right in without any damage………and still be able to open the trunk and doors!
Anon | December 10, 2009 at 6:02 pm
“Shitting in your easter basket”
lol.
So we have another Britney – i.e. deadbeat mum yet no-one has said anything about that?
wonder why when they would if the story was about a man?
maybe someone can tell me?
Violet8 | December 10, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Wow. no words, except poor girl. That is a sad way to be. She seems to hate herself.
Violet8 | December 10, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Wow. no words, except poor girl. That is a sad way to be. She seems to hate herself.
time | December 10, 2009 at 6:33 pm
She’s like some disgusting frankenskank, assembled from the talentless aids infested parts of other skanks..
spicy | December 10, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Wow.. that poor, poor wife. If my husband chose THAT over me i’d probably be scarred forever.
J Silky Edwards | December 10, 2009 at 6:58 pm
@ 38: He wants the tiger cubs, that’s why…start a golf legacy. Too bad he’s just obamastupid.
Joslyn James Porn Tube Videos | December 10, 2009 at 7:41 pm
id slip her the bone… but only if it was dark in the room
Tim | December 10, 2009 at 8:08 pm
“die-hole” is the new best thing that’s ever been posted here.
Tim | December 10, 2009 at 8:09 pm
“die-hole” is the new best thing that’s ever been posted here.
als10point | December 10, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Phuck, I just puked!