Tiger Woods had sex with this

December 10th, 2009 // 121 Comments

These are screen grabs of Tiger Woods porno mistress Joslyn James dancing underneath a fire hose at Adult Entertainment Expo 2008 while trying to hawk herself to potential buyers. If these aren’t sexy enough, she’s currently wanted for failing to pay $12 grand in child support which really puts Shauna Sand in a whole new light. I mean, the two are practically in the same business, yet despite repeated exposures to her die-hole, Shauna hasn’t lost custody of her kids. This week.

Thanks to Jeff for exhibiting journalistic excellence in the face of skank. *salutes*

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  1. Desmoot

    classy!

  2. ___

    Wow that’s horrible. Daddy must be proud. I was expecting her to to bust out the Elaine Benes kick-dance move.

  3. i need a penicillin shot just from looking at this skank

  4. Morning Woods

    At this point I think it would be easier to list the skanks Tiger *hasn’t* had sex with…

    Q. Did you hear Tiger is going to change his name?
    A. He will now be known as Cheetah.

    Q. What’s the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?
    A. Santa stopped after the third Ho.

  5. stupidass

    GO TIGER, GO!!

    BONE THOSE TRASHBAGS!

  6. i need a penicillin shot just from looking at this skank

  7. fearsarewishes

    Hey, it beats working for a living.

  8. JiggaJay

    I would go to town on this AIDS infested whore, right behind a dumpster, where she belongs!

    I LOVE SEEING ALL OF TIGERS SLAM PIGS COMIN OUT OF THE WOODWORK

    I AGREE WITH #5 GO TIGER GO!!

  9. yeah whatever

    Don’t any of you say you wouldn’t, because you know you would. Most of you have probably jacked off to one her vids online already…

    Fucking hypocrits

  10. kimk

    tiger woods just has a really large hormone injected penis
    if he places it on a dinner table
    he will immediately impregnate 23 whores

    can u imagine ?

    just by placing it
    ON A DINNER TABLE

    the dinner table has a bun in the oven too

  11. kimk

    tiger woods just has a really large hormone injected penis
    if he places it on a dinner table
    he will immediately impregnate 23 whores

    can u imagine ?

    just by placing it
    ON A DINNER TABLE

    the dinner table has a bun in the oven too

  12. Bud

    Tiger has bad taste. Really bad taste.

  13. sdfsdf

    this one is just BS, me thinks

  14. guys gimme a break, i just wanted to taste the rainbow. you gotta try all the flavors.

  15. And

    WHY does everyone care so much about who he’s shagged? Good on him. Well in Tiger, you ledge!

  16. Rough 360

    Tiger and a few other privilege blue bloods are taking the 2012 prophecy a bit more seriously than others…of course whos there to put a damper on things? marriage, religion, sponsors, institutions we cant live without…

  17. big teeth

    Ugh.. that was so terrible I think it gave me cancer.

  18. Tiger, Tiger , Tiger you should have stayed single and banged all the other porn stars that where on your list…

  19. quake

    I wonder if she’s ever had sex before.

  20. Radar

    It’s kind of sad that you can actually see her confidence rise after some trashy guys ask for her website address. It’s all in the way she dances – in the beginning: a bit reserved and unsure of herself. After the grease balls advance: more energetic and egotistical.

    Love it.

  21. This is the holy shit of ugly porn stars. My dog looked at this video and no way jose I gots better lookin bitches.

  22. Crusty

    Double bogey..

  23. OPS

    Actually, this is one that is semi-believable. She’s never admitted to fucking Tiger. She was just one of the whores that Rachel Uchitel would hook him up with.

  24. Hey now!

    I have new found respect for Tiger!

  25. Rough 360

    Wow what a fun video, the chick on the truck is the best part…

  26. chris

    can’t wait to see tiger on the couse again, major network coverage. I bet the crowds will heckle the shit out of him. The networks better be prepared to hit the bleep button

  27. JJ Daddy-O

    I don’t know if this kid isn’t better off without the child support, which would probably show up in the mail as a bundle of sticky, damp, one dollar bills, tied up with a used condom….

  28. fearsarewishes

    @ 15

    “Well in Tiger, you ledge!”

    Motherfucker! What in the FUCK is that supposed to mean? Well fucking IN??? Well OUT? Well ON? Nothing fucking works.

    And you called him a “ledge” WTF??? Do you mean a “letch”?

    FUCK FUCKING YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.

    This kind of mindless, illiterate posting is going to make my head explode. JFC, there are so many of you idiots on this site.

  29. Luckyloo

    Can we stop with the Tiger posts? Remember when this site was actually funny? Yeah, I kind of miss that. Now it’s overrun with Tiger’s hookups. Why anyone cares is beyond me.

  30. Deacon Jones

    LOL!!! Woof-ity WOOF!!!

    She’s at least at Stage III in terms of AIDS progression…..her face looks like a skull with skin stretched over it.

    Tiger def. gave his wife something (other than the gonorrhea, which is a given if you fuck a black guy).

  31. sexyman48

    Tiger makes Jon Gosselin’s women look classy.

  32. hmna

    Those tats are hott.

  33. *******Krazyhotkelli**********

    I am waiting for her peniz to pop out. good tuck game zizter.

  34. gena

    Oh, my! I’m going to go out on a limb here and say Le Tigre never, never did this girl. Or girrilla! Nasty, nasty nasty! She needs a bath and a shampoo, preferably of the flea and tick variety. I’d say the ONLY good thing about these women (all of them) coming out of the woodwork … literally in this woman’s case … is that Mr. Woods can’t be extorted for money.

    In the south, we’d call that shitting in your Easter basket.

    It’s almost fun to make fun of this whole thing. And as a woman, I know it’s no fun for his wife and her family. And no fun for Tiger or his mom. But everything I’ve seen or read indicates to me that he never did the “run around” until after his dad died. I think he didn’t recognize his own grief and acted out on the feelings he had with his little head, rather than his big head.

    There are no winners here.

  35. hard boiled pegg

    Who cares… all whores like her chase as much nigger dick as they can get, not to mention rich nigger dick.
    Woods is just another high profile person consumed by his ego.

    ‘Why shouldn’t I get to stick my driver in as much whore as possible?’

    Too bad he comes unstuck via some of the most disgusting, attention seeking, filthy, stinking, rotten whore seen for a long time.

  36. fat guy in little shirt

    I feel bad for her… how the f*** does a girl end up link this?

  37. kingofbeer

    you know your not a good porn star when google can only produce a page and a half…. oh and learn to dance lolz

  38. The BIG Question

    What I want to know is why did Tiger even get married? Its clear that he doesn’t love his wife (he was cheating with some of these skanks since around the same time he got married). I don’t really think there’s much pressure on men to get married and have kids (like there is for women). So why didn’t he just stay single and bang all the skanks he wanted? It would have been a lot easier and CHEAPER. bc he’s going to have to kiss at least half his money good bye when his wife takes him to court, not to talk about lawyer fees (those are a bitch), and lost endorcements. What an idiot.

  39. v tard

    @36

    If you check out one of the comments on that YouTube page, I believe somebody hit the nail on the head while just making a joke:

    “When they say someone was molested as a child, her image comes to mind.”

  40. Turd da Third

    This whore is so loose that Tiger could probably drive his cadilac right in without any damage………and still be able to open the trunk and doors!

  41. Anon

    “Shitting in your easter basket”
    lol.
    So we have another Britney – i.e. deadbeat mum yet no-one has said anything about that?
    wonder why when they would if the story was about a man?
    maybe someone can tell me?

  42. Violet8

    Wow. no words, except poor girl. That is a sad way to be. She seems to hate herself.

  43. Violet8

    Wow. no words, except poor girl. That is a sad way to be. She seems to hate herself.

  44. time

    She’s like some disgusting frankenskank, assembled from the talentless aids infested parts of other skanks..

  45. spicy

    Wow.. that poor, poor wife. If my husband chose THAT over me i’d probably be scarred forever.

  46. J Silky Edwards

    @ 38: He wants the tiger cubs, that’s why…start a golf legacy. Too bad he’s just obamastupid.

  47. id slip her the bone… but only if it was dark in the room

  48. Tim

    “die-hole” is the new best thing that’s ever been posted here.

  49. Tim

    “die-hole” is the new best thing that’s ever been posted here.

  50. als10point

    Phuck, I just puked!

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