Tiger Woods gets in on this Haiti action

January 14th, 2010 // 44 Comments

If you consider Russell Simmon’s Twitter a reliable source, Tiger Woods is supposedly sending a plane full of medical supplies to Haiti presumably to atone for his wandering cock:

I heard tiger woods donating to send a cargo plane with a mobile hospital out there. Keep ur prayers high!

Tiger woods is doing something AMAZING!!!!

Really? A flying hospital? That’s it? What a fucking cheapskate. C’mon, Tiger, you’ve got enough money to buy these people a brand new earthquake-proof island. Or, shit, give them one of the ten you barely even use. Trust me, they’re not gonna care if it’s covered in panties, champagne bottles and shallow graves that smell of shower curtains. We’ll get some brooms.

- DONATE $10 to the RED CROSS by texting HAITI to 90999 -

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  1. GAY MAN

    FIRST! I’M GAY NOW!

  2. Lindsay

    I could have been first, but I’d rather read about Katy Perry’s PMS since Cheata Woods blows so hard…

  3. i just came…..

  4. Jay

    I urge readers NOT to donate to Red Cross, but to select another charity that better manages its finances.. Search for news headlines re: Red Cross if you forget the 9-11 debacle, the Katrina debacle, etc. So much of their money goes to paying admin salaries… lots of wasteful spending.. I just find it awful that people donate money, often when they can barely make ends meet on their own, and the Red Cross uses it to fund raise -

    http://www.damninteresting.com/can-we-trust-the-red-cross

    I’m just saying..

  5. Fred

    C’mon everybody!! Leave Tiger alone,. He’s a guy for heavens sake!! We all fall from grace once in a while. Old habits are hard to break, I just quit smoking after 50 years, Tiger is hansome and rich and young, he and every other guy out there deserves a break, Heck, they closed Gitmo didn’t they, Forgive and forget that’s what I say. If it was you, you’d realize you did something wrong and want to keep your real friends. Plus he plays one heck of a game of golf, He’s as popular as the Beatles and theres a lot of temptation out there.
    Forgive him already, I did, in fact I was never dissapointed in him.

  6. StuntMom

    gotta give the guy credit..this is an awesome donation.

  7. Duly Impressed

    Well done Tiger. Hope rehab is going well.

  8. ghfhs

    Good karma.

  9. Aims

    I dont think the woman of Haiti need to be “Shaken up” any more than they already have been…. Tiger woods is not needed.

  10. sandra

    It amazes me but it should as to how immature those in the gossip world really is. I guess there is a lot of jealousy spewing at the negro with the most money. Wonder if any of you fols in the gossip world have balls never mind cocks…

    Remind me again why we are turing Tiger into a Mel Gibson???

  11. will

    6 – What does you being a piece of shit smoker have to do with anything?

  12. Moi

    :-) He’s doing a lot more than I can do. If this is true – Right on, Tiger!

  13. sean

    whoever wrote this article, really? is it your job to bash on tiger that bad? hes doing a good deed, your the one who needs to get off his “nuts”, What does Tiger owe to society?? he has personal problems of his own he nees to deal with… would you like your personal problems streamed on the news every damn day??? dont downgrade him because hes doing something good for haiti, you fucker, you know how much medicine cost and how much it cost at that to have an airplane ship it there?? also hes going to have to give half of his money to his wife, this was a very generous thing for tiger to do..

  14. Yeah but...

    @6: if it had been Elin Woods that boned 15 dudes on the side, do you think the situation would be the same? Forgive and forget works if we’re talking about a level-playing field here…

  15. bill

    All you hypocrits who condem Tiger, particularly the men’s, better realize it takes two to cheat and it takes two to keep one from cheating. Tiger had a husband responsibility to his wife and his wife had a wife’s responsibility to him. It’s obvious that she was not living up to her responsibility. There is only one reason a spouse cheats on the other and that’s because somebody wasn’t doing what they should have being doing at home. Tiger is guilty of abandoning his wife, Elin is guilty of not satisfying her husband.

  16. Duly Impressed

    @16: Bill, your brilliance and logic are humbling and we all owe you a debt of gratitude for opening our eyes.

  17. jimmyjazz

    Leave Tiger alone already! His donation to Haiti victims is very admirable. As for his private life…why is everyone acting like he’s the first person to ever commit adultery?

  18. jimmyjazz

    Leave Tiger alone already! His donation to Haiti victims is very admirable. As for his private life…why is everyone acting like he’s the first person to ever commit adultery?

  19. Thank you Tiger. You’re doing a lot more than the “average” American is doing for those poor people in Haiti. God Bless you. An you will be forgiven.

  20. Thank you Tiger. You’re doing a lot more than the “average” American is doing for those poor people in Haiti. God Bless you. And you will be forgiven.

  21. Thank you Tiger. You’re doing a lot more than the “average” American is doing for those poor people in Haiti. God Bless you. And you will be forgiven.

  22. I am astounded

    I gotta give credit where it is due. I do not like Woods at all. I think he a self-absorbed egotist. But damn, this is an act of kindness that comes from a man that knows he did wrong. I turning of the heart.
    Or a lovely ploy to get back in favor with his capitalist sponsors. Most likely this. The man is insanely rich and young.
    Just from swinging a fucking golf club.

    I am mixed. Bravo nonetheless.

  23. Chris

    How dare you! Every little bit helps! Thank you Tiger for your help I’m sure the people in Haiti really apreciate your help. If it was Charlie Sheen the media would be kissing all over this. Time to stop this double standard garbage.

  24. EvilEva

    I think he’s ready to start the repopulation efforts if you know what I mean…

  25. All of you that talk bad about Tiger’s help to Haiti, please tell us how much have you done or sent. Growup, The man is trying to get his life together and is answering for his mistakes. Let him and his family heal, pray for them. I suppose you ones that criticize are want to be golfer, or the type that only looks at others mistakes and don’t know all the facts. Get a life and look at you own first.

  26. All of you that talk bad about Tiger’s help to Haiti, please tell us how much have you done or sent. Growup, The man is trying to get his life together and is answering for his mistakes. Let him and his family heal, pray for them. I suppose you ones that criticize are want to be golfer, or the type that only looks at others mistakes and don’t know all the facts. Get a life and look at you own first.

  27. Meg

    I agree with Bill and Evans.
    Thank you Tiger Woods-great job. Some people will only be happy if he is giving his money to their fat greedy ass.

  28. 100,000+ victims > 15 slutty women
    which wins? :P

    if this is his way of atoning (which i doubt)
    it’s welcomed heavily

  29. LibraDRC

    For the person who doesn’t think that Tiger donating a mobile hospital isn’t a good thing. Is just plan wrong. The man screwed around- so what, he’s a MAN. That’s what most of them do…. I can’t believe people are still judging him so harshly. Why is he held to a higher standard. Give it a rest…

    Did you donate anything? Did you donate even $5. Every lit bit helps…..

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  31. Tiger has a fat puffy face.

  32. dirtyolman

    Tiger Woods is doing is a good thing.Some people think that he should create world peace That if he earn all that money and screwed those women he owes Us something other than playing golf. When he comes back to world and he should loose at golf and teach classes on proper masturbation techniques!

  33. Pa

    “Tiger is guilty of abandoning his wife, Elin is guilty of not satisfying her husband.”

    If it were that simple, he would have been have been cheating with one woman only.

  34. Felicia Coleman

    I bet he would have donated the aid even if we had never found out about his private life. You people need to get a life. How much did you give.? What happen to if you dont have something nice to say? I would have read about someone doing something nice without all the nasty extra.

  35. Felicia Coleman

    I bet he would have donated the aid even if we had never found out about his private life. You people need to get a life. How much did you give.? What happen to if you dont have something nice to say? I would have read about someone doing something nice without all the nasty extra.

  36. Rebecca

    Aims: you’re out of your mind if you think Tiger’s help isn’t needed in Haiti. I have friends and family there who say it’s 100 time worse than what you see on TV. My uncle is a doctor, the hospitals are COMPLETELY out of medicine. I could care less who he’s boning and you need to grow up and realize it’s none of your business who he’s boning either. You’re a self absorbed fool.

  37. Rebecca

    Aims: you’re out of your mind if you think Tiger’s help isn’t needed in Haiti. I have friends and family there who say it’s 100 time worse than what you see on TV. My uncle is a doctor, the hospitals are COMPLETELY out of medicine. I could care less who he’s boning and you need to grow up and realize it’s none of your business who he’s boning either. You’re a self absorbed fool.

  38. Why Russell not considered a reliable source, cause he been link to “Dear Ashley”…that’s ridiculous!

  39. UNFORTUNATELY, all the medical supplies are for the clap.

  40. Its a good donation by him. I guess Tiger is doing some good deeds.

  41. great job tiger!
    and you are still shine! you are amazing..
    i hope everything will be fine after your sex rehab..
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