Tiger Woods f-cked Jessica Simpson

December 16th, 2009 // 86 Comments

Because Star Magazine remembered there’s a picture of Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson together, here’s a story about them having sex behind Tony Romo’s back:

Just days before Jessica’s split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md.
“Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star.
Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.
“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”

If by “Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it” Star really meant “he told Jessica Simpson there’s an Arby’s in his golf pants,” I’m on board with this. There’s literally no way that wouldn’t have worked. None.

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  1. Tony the Tiger

    Look at those bits…. They’re GGGRRRRREEEEAAAAAAATTTT!

    - Tony the Tiger

  2. wanks

    ok, Tiger Woods is now my personal hero…the other skanks besides rachel uchitel were fucking ugly but now that he’s fucked jessica simpson i totally have respect for his pimping!

  3. WE LOVE PEEN!!

    TIGER WOODS COCK SLIP!!

  4. Lloyd Johnson

    Tiger Woods is fucking my computer as I type this.

  5. Go Tiger

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  6. Nameless

    He should have. Jessica would have been an upgrade compared to the ass he normally taps. He likes then plain as hell.

  7. Mike

    Poor Jessica. Had to squeeze into a girdle to avoid the fat rolls in that dress.

  8. Nameless

    He should have. Jessica would have been an upgrade compared to the ass he normally taps. He likes them plain as hell.

  9. kelly K.

    Pic #3 – she’s as wide as a schoolbus.

  10. LamePussy

    LOL. Least reliable rumor of all time.

    Its not hard to find google this incident and find the pics of… Tony Romo five feet away from Tiger Woods.

    Give me a break. At least in the past you were halfway credible.

  11. bR1an

    “Fallen golf star” He is still the best golfer the world is likely ever to see. That being said, I don’t give a shit about golf.

  12. sexy-cutie

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  13. cc

    I don’t think much of Tiger’s judgement…but this smells like bullshit to me.

  14. jennifer hammond

    I don’t know about Tiger, but I sure would like to get nailed by Tony Romo.. mmmm I ‘d let him do whatever he’d want :)

  15. Now thats an old story. The count for Tiger has reached to 11+, well I am sure tiger would have had a good time.

  16. Rex

    Man if tiger hit that then he is more of the man then I thought.

  17. oh .Tiger .long time no see!

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  18. If Jessica Simpson was on a golf course, you couldn’t get across it without bumping uglies with her.

  19. Sir

    “I would fuck that fat bitch she’d giggle the whole time”

    Is your penis that small?

  20. f

    She is not fat, she is curvy. And she is really pretty.

  21. dude

    “Tiger’s choices of big titted white womens over the fine black nubian princesses just shows that he is insensitive to his half black side. He is giving the black womens low self esteem by not slutting around with them. This is wrong and Tiger should be ashamed.”

    “Yeah, and he has insulted the gays too by not getting it on with a man. HETEROSEXUALIST!”

    “Arf! Arf arf arf arf! Bow Wow! RoooF!” Thats right, Dawg, Tiger is a SPECIEST as well!

  22. I don’t believe it.

    Tiger’s only into anorexic money grubbing ho’s…

  23. Kara

    Hey candy!!!
    The only one who has some self esteem issues is you! U put some picture of your self on the internet and I promise you half the world will write what a fat fuck you are!

  24. Lenny

    Elin gave it up two times to have two kids. The rest of the time see must have had headach the way Tiger spread his love around.

  25. Boogeyman King Dong

    He must have liked her black n red dress.

  26. Ok, this one is hard to believe– the title is too far off base from the story!

  27. oh i see a big vase,lol~~~~~

  28. Wow! Such an awesome figure Jessica has! She is really very beautiful. But I don;’t think that media should join her name with tiger woods.

  29. slasher

    the light hits their face from a different perspective, the shadows cast across their faces is very different

    i.e. a doctored photo

  30. oh…my…That’s why your name is Tiger…

  31. The Elect

    Tiger loves the white women, thank goodness because not to many sisters would be put up with his crap.

  32. JC

    I already did her. If Tiger did her too, well he knows he didn’t miss a thing. I hit that thing a few times. But I know I hit that more than Tony will ever. Jess is pretty wild.

  33. Thank you for the enlighten

  34. she looks really good

  35. mostly fat housewives, buys this shit and is entertained by it, even in the age of the Internet when all this shit is av

  36. I already did her. If Tiger did her too, well he knows he didn’t miss a thing. I hit that thing a few times. But I know I hit that more than Tony will ever. Jess is pretty wild.

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