Because Star Magazine remembered there’s a picture of Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson together, here’s a story about them having sex behind Tony Romo’s back:
Just days before Jessica’s split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md.
“Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star.
Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.
“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”
If by “Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it” Star really meant “he told Jessica Simpson there’s an Arby’s in his golf pants,” I’m on board with this. There’s literally no way that wouldn’t have worked. None.
Que | December 16, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Que awesome.
Elle diabla | December 16, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Oh I don’t believe this worth a fuck!
Megan | December 16, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Tiger Woods isn’t a KFC bowl; this couldn’t have happened.
kimk | December 16, 2009 at 2:16 pm
she said :
” what the heck ”
hahahhahahahahhahaahaha hillbilles only say that
Ivan | December 16, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Hahaha… They just make shit up out of thin air. There’s a picture of them together smiling and posing for a photograph, so they must have fucked.
These worthless tabloid rags have no shame… What a joke. And of course the American public, mostly fat housewives, buys this shit and is entertained by it, even in the age of the Internet when all this shit is available for free. Just… Wow.
Nick | December 16, 2009 at 2:18 pm
She’s the shortest, fattest chick he’s banged yet – proof that Tiger is so horny, he’d bang anything.
buzz | December 16, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Ahahaha fk damn tiger. I wish i can high five him and laff at the silly ho’s
Jessica is probably having the Ben and Jerry plant closed while she eats inside the ice cream vats
dave | December 16, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Say what you want, but there are very few women hotter than Jessica in that dress.
Kim | December 16, 2009 at 2:22 pm
He sure does like the trailer trash, so why not bang Jessica, obese queen of the trailer trash
Sport | December 16, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I gotta say I’m not a fan of hers, but she does rock that dress pretty nicely.
Sunni | December 16, 2009 at 2:30 pm
So now he fucked jessica??? Can we say get off of tigers nut sack! Who gives a fuck?
Mmmmm | December 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Mmmmm………..she’s juicy.
migher (t9) | December 16, 2009 at 2:37 pm
He fucked her during the filming of Dukes of Hazard along with Dax and Johnny Knoxville.
Double Post | December 16, 2009 at 2:39 pm
He fucked her during the filming of Dukes of Hazard along with Dax and Johnny Knoxville
who dat | December 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Any straight guy on earth would love to titty fuck her. I hear she really enjoys a hot pearl necklace.
NOT just sayin'... | December 16, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I would fuck that fat bitch she’d giggle the whole time
Joel | December 16, 2009 at 2:41 pm
How ironic that the banner advert at the top of this page is one for nike and Tiger Woods!
Dank24 | December 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Was someone really that fucking bored at Star magazine they had to make up this totally unbelievable story? Jesus. What’s next, Tiger fucked Tina Yuthers from Family Ties?
Hoax & Chan$e | December 16, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Ewww.
You got peanut butter in my chocolate.
Jessica does not do dark meat, sorry Tigger.
stupidass | December 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm
i wonder if, when he busts a nut, he says “TIGER SHOT!!”
Nero | December 16, 2009 at 2:53 pm
TW meeting Jessica Simpson is like when Sodom meets Gomorrah.
blackhandwhitehand | December 16, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Sorta funny how the hand on Jessica Simpson’s back (last photo) clearly isn’t tiger’s. You know, ’cause he’s black?
jlylec | December 16, 2009 at 2:55 pm
tiger fucked tina yuthers too? damn that’s gross.
Alex DeLarge | December 16, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Wonder if he fucked the Judd’s?
andy7171 | December 16, 2009 at 2:59 pm
LOL at #4!
Drew | December 16, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Who hasn’t fucked the Judd’s?
Mac | December 16, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Tiger Woods is gross but what about Jessica Simpson?
She said Nick’s thing wasn’t big enough – whore move number one.
She went on to bang John Mayer, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Billy Corgan and Tiger Woods in the pan of three years.
You know you’re a whore when…. you’re banging someone on average of every 6 months. These are just celebrities. Who knows how many other celebrities let alone nobodies we don’t know about that she has slept with. Gross.
Hugh Jorgaan | December 16, 2009 at 3:12 pm
@27 What planet were you born on? Bet your mom banged more than one guy every six months. Hell, in this day and age every bangin a new guy every six months is considered saintly behavior.
pimp | December 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm
i would love to eat her asshole…i bet you could have a more stimulating conversation with her asshole then you could with her…
HAYY ZUESS | December 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Is it wrong to want to be like Tiger…?
Doc Schweinstrudel | December 16, 2009 at 3:14 pm
They both have that retarded smirk
Jeremy | December 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm
You fat idiots, Jessica is hot and looks smokin in that dress. We dont date women because of how they might talk if they are that hot. Cant believe she would have sex with Tiger.
IKE | December 16, 2009 at 3:31 pm
It’s going to get to the point that if he walked by an attractive chick, it’s “he fucked her.”
In a month he’s going to be the next Wilt Chamberlain, but without the actual poking. :)
Heywood Jablomi | December 16, 2009 at 3:35 pm
#19, if it was good enough for your mom’s, it ought to be good enough for Jess.
Name (required): | December 16, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I don’t care what ya’ll say…I’d bang the shit outta her if I had the opportunity.
Helena | December 16, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Wow, her ass is nonexistent.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm
i guess he really is black. Chasing after chubby white girls.
Jackson | December 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Tiger’s the man dude!!
Jackson | December 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Tiger’s the man dude!!
Jackson | December 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Tiger’s the man dude!!
Jackson | December 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Tiger’s the man dude!!
Jackson | December 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Tiger’s the man dude!!
Jackson | December 16, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Tiger’s the man dude!!
Sam | December 16, 2009 at 4:09 pm
I don’t blame him, I would too. Just look at those curves. Despite the fact that John Mayer’s penis has already been down those slopes.
Hotmom | December 16, 2009 at 4:12 pm
He lost some of his sponser money but, I bet Valtrex will be coming after him soon.
me | December 16, 2009 at 4:34 pm
not fair! i wanna fuck her too!
Amber | December 16, 2009 at 4:51 pm
God, people will believe anything won’t they? I like the Arby’s comment, mean, yet amusing.
saywha? | December 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm
if she did tony romo & nick lachey, why wouldn’t she do tiger? seriously, she’s a fat idiot who likes douchebags and he likes white chicks with big (__|__)’s…perfect combo!
Candy | December 16, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Totally believable. Like most fat chicks, especially ones that were once hot, Jessica will fuck anyone who gives her the least bit of attention. She has super low self esteem, smothered in cellulite.
she is still hot | December 16, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Jessica Simpson is the hottest chick he has banged- easily. his big nostrilled skeletor looking wife has nothing on Jessica.