Because Star Magazine remembered there’s a picture of Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson together, here’s a story about them having sex behind Tony Romo’s back:
Just days before Jessica’s split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md.
“Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star.
Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.
“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”
If by “Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it” Star really meant “he told Jessica Simpson there’s an Arby’s in his golf pants,” I’m on board with this. There’s literally no way that wouldn’t have worked. None.