With Tiger Woods’ penile conquests making headlines every nanosecond, California congressman Joe Baca has scrapped plans to pass legislation awarding the golfer the Congressional Gold Medal, according to the LA Times:
But today Baca, an avid golfer, told the Hill newspaper that he was withdrawing the bill. With Woods sort of radioactive at the moment and congressional approval ratings in the tank already, somehow it just didn’t seem like a good idea.
“In light of the recent developments surrounding Tiger Woods and his family, I will not pursue legislation awarding him the Congressional Gold Medal this session,” he said.
So, wait, we were going to award Tiger Woods the Gold Medal for knocking a ball in a cup, but not for miraculously parlaying the most boring sport in the world into an endless bath of porn star vagina?
Politics are gay.
beth | December 9, 2009 at 2:59 pm
black people…
jiz | December 9, 2009 at 3:00 pm
hi
Average | December 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm
1/2 black + 1/2 asian = average sized penis.
Hayzues | December 9, 2009 at 3:11 pm
DAMMM… blow..
dude | December 9, 2009 at 3:13 pm
LMAO #3. Good math.
Haywood Jablowmie | December 9, 2009 at 3:18 pm
“we were going to award Tiger Woods the Gold Medal for knocking a ball in a cup”
He should be given an award for knocking a pair of balls up against an amazing array of holes.
Giggles | December 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm
How soon does Elin get half of his money?
GoTiger! | December 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm
he should get a medal for all the poon he’s been getting
Wacker | December 9, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Now you really have to respect his golf game!! Knowing he wasn’t always thinking about golf. Holes yes!! Golf No!! Calling him Cheeta Woods now!! LOL.
Stella | December 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I’m married to an Asian and he has a huge penis…the stereotype is not true.
Tiger is part caucasian, part black and part Thai.
Yeah right! | December 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm
@10
Lying sack o crap
pouhahahahaha | December 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm
@11
LOLLLLLLL
I agree!!!!!
Kel | December 9, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Jacksonville Jaguars paid an oh-so-tasteless to Tiger Woods. It’s on Wincing With the Stars. http://bit.ly/8mbF35
Kel | December 9, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Jacksonville Jaguars paid an oh-so-tasteless to Tiger Woods. It’s on Wincing With the Stars. http://bit.ly/8mbF35
Jake | December 9, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Don’t know about you, but I’d take 11 mistresses over some medal from a congressman any day.
Hank | December 9, 2009 at 4:00 pm
When will the asian community teach its children to be good loyal fathers?
yuki | December 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm
good.
now please impeach the asshole congressman thats wasting taxpayers dollars fantasizing about blowing tiger woods with a medal and put someone in there that will get something really productive done.
Hank | December 9, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Glad this asshole doesn’t have anything better to do!
Yes, I’m talking about the congressman…
WC | December 9, 2009 at 4:13 pm
He apparently also slept with that girl you know:
http://weeklycoitus.com
Whatcha Say | December 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Only one thing to do now Tiger…… OFF YOURSELF.
You messed up huge and no one I know can take you seriously for one second ever again. If you wanted to mess around you DON’T get married and have 2 babies while you’re doing it. Typical black with money and fame, they just can’t handle it.
gotmilk? | December 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm
the bigger question is why there is legislation and money being spend on a Congressional Gold Medal whatever the fuck that is? jesus, the dude plays golf, well, but still, it’s a fucking game!
gotmilk? | December 9, 2009 at 4:17 pm
that’s suppose to say spent.
the old guy | December 9, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Every married guy knows that if you want to cheat and get away with it, you need to cheat with a married woman. Single women will either want you to leave your wife, or they will tell their best friend, etc.
Whereas married women have as much to lose as the guy does.
That’s why you hear about Bill Clinton’s affairs, but you (rarely) hear about Papa Bush’s long running relationship with his “assistant” from his days at the CIA.
There are more rules, but “Never cheat with a single woman” has to be number 1, far and away.
Fribble | December 9, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Ooooooooooooooh Nooooooooooo!
He lost the Congressional… Gold.. Medal!
WTF is that?? Anybody EVER heard of it before?
It’s just some made-up bullshit that Congressmen use to get some face time. Who gives a whore’s fart about the CGM? Nobody!
I bet he doen’t lose an instant of sleep over it. …because he’s gang-banging his life away!
Tigress | December 9, 2009 at 4:28 pm
As Chris Rock famously said, men are only as faithful as their options.
Poor guy is just trying to make up for all that time lost in his late teens and early 20s, when most guys are racking up the notches on the belt, he was playing golf 24/7. Good for his career, but at great personal cost. He’s just getting his ya-ya out now.
Stella | December 9, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Your loss and my fun! Losers….
gigi | December 9, 2009 at 5:00 pm
such a corrupt system. So if none of these stories broke, this fool would have given Tiger this bullsh* medal thingy, even tho Tiger’s crotch is a petrie dish dancing in strange, but now that we know allllllll his business he can’t have the bullsh* medal thingy….. Joe Baca may need to adjust his frilly garterbelt & calm the f* down
Len | December 9, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I dated an Asian a while back, he was tall and had a big trumpet… but he was a freaking asshole, racist (against anyone who wasn’t white), and a control freak. I wonder if they’re all like that.
Greenman | December 9, 2009 at 6:07 pm
@28
Its probably safe to assume they are and hate them all and act rude to them in the grocery store.
who dat | December 9, 2009 at 6:47 pm
A medal for hitting a golf ball. Those deviants in congress have nothing better to do than to suck up to celebrities & athletes. Vote all their asses out next election.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | December 9, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Not sure why people are shocked by his behavior. He’s still black, at one time or another, they begin to act it.
True Dat | December 9, 2009 at 7:10 pm
@30- you are right man. Now, congress is highly concentrating on college football and the fact that there is no playoff system.
Hank | December 9, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I wonder if #31 and similar are the same person posting over and over again, or has the Fish been invaded by backwater hicks?
Tim | December 9, 2009 at 8:46 pm
#31 post, corrected:
Not sure why people are shocked by his behavior. He’s still asian, at one time or another, they begin to act it.
(asian people love pussy)
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | December 9, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Dear Hank, #33
I’m only one person, I call it like I see it.
He can be 1/2 black, but the black gene will overcome the rest of the DNA. Its inevitable. Its powerful. Its an unspoken truth that dare not speak its name.
With all the cash, all the alleged athleticism, all the ridiculous accolades for hitting a tiny ball into a hole, he’s will be identified as black and will resort to typical behavior, a characteristic of that culture.
It’s just the way it is.
vitamine a | December 9, 2009 at 10:48 pm
He should not have pretended to be what he was not, a traditional positive role model. I don’t think that he really hurt anyone that badly and he has helped many people. I still like Tiger! You can not say that he did not reach out, take risks, work diligently and embrace life–maybe a little bit too much! Good luck to Tiger! He’s got a lot of deep thinking to do about his true priorities as he moves forward.
JohnnyBGood | December 10, 2009 at 12:12 am
Lol! I can always count on the racists for a good laugh. Stupid fucks.
I’m pretty sure tiger would prefer plowing pussy than getting some medal. Tiger is living the life, every man’s dream. Minus the paid whores, I’m refering to the porn star. Wait they’re all paid whores. Nevermind!
Conservative shirts | December 10, 2009 at 12:28 am
Tiger has really done it this time
Anti Obama Shirts
gö?üs esteti?i | December 10, 2009 at 6:08 am
#3 Good comment..
PAULSTARR | December 10, 2009 at 6:11 am
DAM ,WHATS GOING ON 1ST O J THEN MIKE TYSON,THE OH ABOUT 10 FOOTBALL PLAYERS,AND NOW TIGERWOODS AND IF YOU LOOK BACK THE LIST IS SO SO HIGH, WHAT IS IT CANT THEY CONTROLLLL HAHAHATROLL THEMSELFS,YOU GIVE THEM FAME AND MONEY AND LETS LOOK WHAT THEY GIVE EVERYONE IN RETURN?
PAULSTARR | December 10, 2009 at 6:12 am
DAM ,WHATS GOING ON 1ST O J THEN MIKE TYSON,THEN OH ABOUT 10 FOOTBALL PLAYERS,AND NOW TIGERWOODS AND IF YOU LOOK BACK THE LIST IS SO SO HIGH, WHAT IS IT CANT THEY CONTROLLLL HAHAHATROLL THEMSELFS,YOU GIVE THEM FAME AND MONEY AND LETS LOOK WHAT THEY GIVE EVERYONE IN RETURN?
cc | December 10, 2009 at 8:20 am
yuki @17. WORD! This is the shit a congressman wastes his time on? Are you fucking kidding me? The Congressional Gold Medal for someone who plays a ‘hobby’, albeit very well, for a living? Unreal.
Hoax and Change | December 10, 2009 at 8:26 am
Still waiting on a woman of color to throw her name in the hat.
Surely he had to at least poke a redbone?
Is Tigger considered racist for not choosing any dark meat?
What ever happened to once you go black you never go back?
This spoiled brat will now get the attention he deserves….
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shar | December 10, 2009 at 10:42 am
HEADLINES – NO PUN INTENDED.
Jay Popeski | December 10, 2009 at 1:31 pm
I guess Tiger prefers wood to iron.
Steve-O | December 10, 2009 at 1:40 pm
These bitches hooked up with Tiger waiting for this day. In the end its all about the money.
misterwyoguy | December 12, 2009 at 11:50 am
For all the people that want to comment on Tiger’s “blackness” and how it is typical of his race, I would just like to remind you of all the Lohans, Khardashsians, Reids (Tara), and hell even lil miss Alaskan Governor Daughter out in the world who are not black yet are famous and rich and have screwed up their lives. Being f-ed up is not an exclusively black afflection folks.
Christyriv#44 | December 13, 2009 at 3:15 am
Im glad Tiger Woods cheated on his WHITE WHORE WIFE. White women are always whores. Look at who he cheated with. ANTOHER WHITE WHORE. BLACK WOMEN NEVER ACT LIKE THAT. WHITE PEOPLE ARE FINALLY GETTING WHAT THEY HAVE DESERVED FOR CENTURIES.
BrianRichy3 | December 13, 2009 at 3:19 am
Why do people always bring race into it. White people are the most racist people on earth. WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT WHO REPRESENTS BLACK PEOPLE IN A POSITIVE WAY. No one talks about president Clinton and what he did to his wife. SO WHITE PEOPLE, ARE ALL OF YOU WHORES BECAUSE OF WHAT PRESIDENT CLINTON DID TO HIS WIFE? DONT BLAME ONE PERSONS MISTAKE ON A WHOLE RACE. We have a lot of positive BLACK people to look up too. STOP HATING ON BLACKS. ITS ABOUT TIME YOU GIVE IT UP. IGNORANT WHITE ASSHOLES.