Tiger Woods doesn’t get free cars anymore. Why, God? WHY?!

January 13th, 2010 // 139 Comments

General Motors has decided not to renew its agreement with Tiger Woods that allowed him to drive several free vehicles including the Escalade Elin Woods would’ve split in two with her bare hands had the authorities not shown up. USA Today reports:

Even though Woods’ endorsement contract for GM’s Buick brand ended in 2008, Woods had been allowed to keep several vehicles, including the Cadillac SUV and reportedly a Buick Enclave crossover, for his personal use. But the agreement that allowed the world’s richest professional golfer access to those new vehicles ended Dec. 31, said Buick spokeswoman Dayna Hart. The agreement was in place before the crash.

For anyone who actually feels the least bit of sympathy over this news, Tiger Woods could sell his snot on eBay for a million dollars just to buy 20 cars to prop up an old desk in his garage. Just the other day I saw him throw a LeSabre at a squirrel that was chewing on his bird feeder.

Photo: Getty

  1. Cliffi

    Tiger is an arrogant jerk, he deserves whatever happens to him. What a piece of crap. I can only hope all the other companies endorsing him keep following suit. It was a matter of time, people like him don’t have any morals!

  2. craig

    He should just play in the NBA with all the other THUGS ! !

  3. Genl Pratt

    pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground!

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  5. terry

    tiger is just like all other african americans. give them a skill or a gift and they think they can do anything they want, and usually they wind up at the bottom of the barrel moraly or financilay or both.

  6. Jared

    Tiger is laying low now. When the smoke clears, he will resurface as the transsexual porn star Tigress Woody.

  7. Ollie Wilson-Kasey

    i wonder if Tiger would have gotten this much media attention if he were married to a Black Lady and the “other women’ had been black.

  8. David

    Jeez #24, get a fucking brain already!

  9. Frank Freeman Davenport 111

    don’t buy any product from tiger abusers

  10. R. W. Rogan

    Tiger..guys screw up..its the beast in us.
    Get your divorce..pay the lady what she wants and child support.
    Use what money is left and buy or lease an Escalade, like us average guys do
    and get back on the course. Some say its not our business..there right but
    when you put your self in the spotlight and we purchase items from sponsors
    because of your endorcement..it does become our business. If your golf is as good as you have demonstrated…you should have any easy comback.

    Know why divorced cost so much ”
    “Because it worth it”

  11. hoho

    Nigger

  12. uallsuck

    used to think he was a classy individual. he sure proved me wrong on that one. i think he is just another what #111 said

  13. youallsuck

    he is just another…what #111 said

  14. Luis González

    Alright, Tiger screwed up everything, so what??
    He has my deepest sympathy. I didn’t know Accenture, General Motors and the likes chose him for being a great husband! I thought it was for being the greatest golfer… Hey, they could have chosen me instead!

    Anyway, this is an absurd world. You manage to become the greatest sportsman in your field, but everyone expects you to be the perfect role model to our children. WTF? F*ck them all, dude… when you come back kicking asses all of them will want to talk to you again. If I were you, I would use my hardest stick to shove it up their a*s!

  15. shooter

    It is a shame that everyone is standing judgement on Tiger. Who made you all GOD? The man made a mistake. Get over it. He is still a great golfer and a human. LEAVE TIGER ALONE.

  16. Janet

    Dear Luis; Well said. I’m a female and am not sure Elin didn’t go after Tiger like every orther money thirsty woman goes after every other”star” with millions of dollars. It happens all the time, whether one is well known or not. Tiger is a great golfer. LET HIM BE JUDGED ON GOLFING. I don’t care what his sex life is/was like. This happens every day in the world and it’s not only the MAN who is guity. I dropped our AT&T accounst, and threw away my razors. I was surprised at their wedding, because I thought he could do a lot better than the blond, buck teethed blonde, who appreared to be a complete phony. Now she’s got her money, let’s drop the B_tch and move on, Tiger. If she really loved Tiger, she wouldn’t try to ruin his and later, her income. Let her stay on her island and cry herself to tears forever. BUT, she’d better let Tiger share their children 50/50. They had nothing to do with either of this couple’s peronal life, except they probably loved both parents. Only an extrememly insecure nasty woman would harm her children the way she is.

  17. Janet

    Dear Luis; Well said. I’m a female and am not sure Elin didn’t go after Tiger like every orther money thirsty woman goes after every other”star” with millions of dollars. It happens all the time, whether one is well known or not. Tiger is a great golfer. LET HIM BE JUDGED ON GOLFING. I don’t care what his sex life is/was like. This happens every day in the world and it’s not only the MAN who is guity. I dropped our AT&T accounst, and threw away my razors. I was surprised at their wedding, because I thought he could do a lot better than the blond, buck teethed blonde, who appreared to be a complete phony. Now she’s got her money, let’s drop the B_tch and move on, Tiger. If she really loved Tiger, she wouldn’t try to ruin his and later, her income. Let her stay on her island and cry herself to tears forever. BUT, she’d better let Tiger share their children 50/50. They had nothing to do with either of this couple’s peronal life, except they probably loved both parents. Only an extrememly insecure nasty woman would harm her children the way she is.

  18. andy

    The f in you get is not worth the f in you get

  19. andy

    The f in you get is not worth the f in you get

  20. nigger

    hes a goddamn nigger

  21. mike

    white sluts still sticking up for him, what a disgrace.

    You people are such hypocrites. Mind your own business if you have any ; and get a life, and stay out of Mr. Wood’s business. I don’t believe the women that came forward; the media most likely went searching for someone to help make Mr. Woods look bad. Anyone who said, “hello” to him, was put on the bandwagon.

  22. Doc

    Just curious about what’s so great about being # 1 on a site & wasting
    that with such a lil baby response… Grow up or do you have a depends
    contract that gives you bonuses for being # 1 on a site… MF

  23. Doc

    Just curious about what’s so great about being # 1 on a site & wasting
    that with such a lil baby response… Grow up or do you have a depends
    contract that gives you bonuses for being # 1 on a site… MF

  24. Doc

    Just curious about what’s so great about being # 1 on a site & wasting
    that with such a lil baby response… Grow up or do you have a depends
    contract that gives you bonuses for being # 1 on a site… MF

  25. Wow, I’m suprised at some of these post about Tiger, one of them even says he’s a nigger! Tighten up people and stop passing judgment, or at least pass it on yourself as well! And anyway, wasn’t he driven an Escalade?

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  26. Johnny Stab-O

    Janet…you’re turd.

  27. FRAKA

    Who has not slept with a woman other than his wife I mean NOT A WOMAN NOT LESS THAN TEN WOMEN I WILL BET. ONLY DIFFRENCE IS Tiger was foolish and get caught!!

  28. FRAKA

    Who has not slept with a woman other than his wife I mean NOT A WOMAN NOT LESS THAN TEN WOMEN I WILL BET. ONLY DIFFRENCE IS Tiger was foolish and get caught!!

  29. FRAKA

    Who has not slept with a woman other than his wife I mean NOT A WOMAN NOT LESS THAN TEN WOMEN I WILL BET. ONLY DIFFRENCE IS Tiger was foolish and get caught!!

  30. FRAKA

    Who has not slept with a woman other than his wife I mean NOT A WOMAN NOT LESS THAN TEN WOMEN I WILL BET. ONLY DIFFRENCE IS Tiger was foolish and get caught!!

  31. Allen Ross

    Want MANUFACTURE some “news?” Tiger’s contract with GM was up BEFORE the crash. Whoever wrote this tripe isn’t fit to lick Tiger’s shoes.

  32. kathy

    This guy had everything money could buy and when it looked like it was going away he went to sex rehab? If he had not been caught he would never be in sex rehab. He is only there to save his reputation and more importantly his ability to earn furture money. If his wife was truly in the marriage for the right reasons then she would have left his ass. By her staying in the relationship only means that she is after the money like everyone else. There isn’t anyone who is married to someone and finds out what she did about her husband and stays in the relationship, isn’t after the money!!!!! Who stays with their husband after over 10 affairs and the humiliation that comes with it. She deserves everything that she gets.

  33. kathy

    This guy had everything money could buy and when it looked like it was going away he went to sex rehab? If he had not been caught he would never be in sex rehab. He is only there to save his reputation and more importantly his ability to earn furture money. If his wife was truly in the marriage for the right reasons then she would have left his ass. By her staying in the relationship only means that she is after the money like everyone else. There isn’t anyone who is married to someone and finds out what she did about her husband and stays in the relationship, isn’t after the money!!!!! Who stays with their husband after over 10 affairs and the humiliation that comes with it. She deserves everything that she gets.

  34. kathy

    This guy had everything money could buy and when it looked like it was going away he went to sex rehab? If he had not been caught he would never be in sex rehab. He is only there to save his reputation and more importantly his ability to earn furture money. If his wife was truly in the marriage for the right reasons then she would have left his ass. By her staying in the relationship only means that she is after the money like everyone else. There isn’t anyone who is married to someone and finds out what she did about her husband and stays in the relationship, isn’t after the money!!!!! Who stays with their husband after over 10 affairs and the humiliation that comes with it. She deserves everything that she gets.

  35. Tiger woods doesn’t need free cars more, he has so many cars lol:)

  36. yeah right losing free cars is not a big deal..and so?
    tiger has so many cars and also $$$$..
    TIGER WOODS ISSUES CLOSED!!
    oh by the way…guys..check this link
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBB4x8GYxsU

  37. Wow, poor guy, I really feel for him.

  38. This guy had everything money could buy and when it looked like it was going away he went to sex rehab? If he had not been caught he would never be in sex rehab. He is only there to save his reputation and more importantly his ability to earn furture money. If his wife was truly in the marriage for the right reasons then she would have left his ass. By her staying in the relationship only means that she is after the money like everyone else. There isn’t anyone who is married to someone and finds out what she did about her husband and stays in the relationship, isn’t after the money!!!!! Who stays with their husband after over 10 affairs and the humiliation that comes with it. She deserves everything that she gets.

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