Tiger Woods doesn’t get free cars anymore. Why, God? WHY?!

January 13th, 2010 // 139 Comments

General Motors has decided not to renew its agreement with Tiger Woods that allowed him to drive several free vehicles including the Escalade Elin Woods would’ve split in two with her bare hands had the authorities not shown up. USA Today reports:

Even though Woods’ endorsement contract for GM’s Buick brand ended in 2008, Woods had been allowed to keep several vehicles, including the Cadillac SUV and reportedly a Buick Enclave crossover, for his personal use. But the agreement that allowed the world’s richest professional golfer access to those new vehicles ended Dec. 31, said Buick spokeswoman Dayna Hart. The agreement was in place before the crash.

For anyone who actually feels the least bit of sympathy over this news, Tiger Woods could sell his snot on eBay for a million dollars just to buy 20 cars to prop up an old desk in his garage. Just the other day I saw him throw a LeSabre at a squirrel that was chewing on his bird feeder.

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  1. Bob

    FIRST MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

  2. Yep, and now he’s in sex rehab too: http://bit.ly/88LFfc Wait a minute. Am I number one? Woot.

  3. Taz

    how much money is this guy going to lose in endorsements?

  4. Greenman

    They don’t make lesabres anymore

  5. Losing the golf community billions.

  6. F this A

    Hideously unfair society that an unskilled perverts is worth a billion and can’t even stay true to a woman that if not for his ill-gotten gains would not even look at his ugly face.
    I wish he would just die.
    Oh and have a sweet day!

  7. Joe Smoketoomuch

    LaSaber Radar by Detroit’s own, the Hentchmen!…oh, and you suck, Sir Woodsalot!

  8. doesn’t matter how many skanks he banged. Still has hundreds of millions of dollars.

  9. Lisa

    OK,, GM is broke. Gets bailed out by us the tax payers and they let high profile richer then god people drive the nicest vehicles they make for nothing…. Sure, yep, it all makes sense to me now..

  10. fran

    You people are such hypocrites. Mind your own business if you have any ; and get a life, and stay out of Mr. Wood’s business. I don’t believe the women that came forward; the media most likely went searching for someone to help make Mr. Woods look bad. Anyone who said, “hello” to him, was put on the bandwagon.

  11. fran

    You people are such hypocrites. Mind your own business if you have any ; and get a life, and stay out of Mr. Wood’s business. I don’t believe the women that came forward; the media most likely went searching for someone to help make Mr. Woods look bad. Anyone who said, “hello” to him, was put on the bandwagon.

  12. Johnny Stab-O

    Tiger is a moron. His wife is hotter than half the women he has banged. Oh well, like they always say, “You show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man who is tired of fucking her!”

  13. Johnny Stab-O

    Tiger is a moron. His wife is hotter than half the women he has banged. Oh well, like they always say, “You show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man who is tired of fucking her!”

  14. It doesn’t matter anymore. He has gone to sex rehab for treatment. Probably he may renew his contract with General motors after his recovery from illness.

  15. dxxy4u

    Tiger isn’t losing GM endorsement, that ended when GM filed bankruptcy. There is Nissan, and Toyota just biting at the bits to get their name on Tiger’s bag. Tiger will be back. Answer me, when did Tiger win all his tournaments, before, during or after all this? DURING my friends, so sex had nothing to do with Tiger lapping the field. Tiger is still the golfer to beat. This time a revengeful Tiger.

  16. dxxy4u

    Since when is having sex is an illness? This was over a nine year span of time. Any man that can’t lay 15 women in nine years, when women are almost raping men, something is wrong with him. He’s the guy that need to go see some one for councelling. If a guy wants to, he can have sex every weekend with a different woman, and she doesn’t have to be a ho. Just let his name get out that he can “lay pipe” and the women will come looking for him.

  17. Tannay

    I agree with # 12 Fran it is their business. The media is eating this up they take something like this and never let it go. If Tiger had never left the house that night it would have remained private…Tiger and Elin has always been a private person
    about their life. There would have been stories about problems and Elin may leave but it would never have got so ugly. By the way did any of you watch Dateline and see how Tiger got introduced to this world after his father died by two of his so call friends. Where he never would have went on his own!! I know they thought they were being a friend and helping him get over the loss of his Dad but why haven’t theses woman said anything about them as well??? Because the women meant nothing to them. Tiger is a caring person and he should have took their attitude and see these women as the skanks they are! I wish the Woods family only the best! So they are human and make mistakes stop throwing him under the bus…he is still Tiger the # 1 Golfer!

  18. Penny

    Tiger, just get back on the course. I don’t care about your personal life as there is always 2 sides to every story and I don’t believe for a second that Elin is an innocent party to all this. Regardless, there is never an excuse for hitting anyone with a golf club and such violence as that should be investigated thoroughly and her capability of being fit to raise your children. I just want to see the best golfer in the entire world play golf. What you do on your own time is your own business. Just remember the sponsors who DID NOT stand behind you when they come back begging to take you back. Remember how they treated you and don’t take them back. Every sponsor that dropped you is off my shopping list for sure no matter what and that goes for a great deal of people so please, don’t worry about what people think, just golf!!! It is none of their business anyway.

  19. fran

    Do you know how many men cheat before and after marriage? Do you know how many women cheat before and after marriage? Number 13 &14, how would you know that Mr. woods’ wife is hotter than all of the women that the media named. Are you just judging their looks compared to Mrs. Woods or you know that for a fact? No matter what you thnk, Mr. Woods is still the best golfer on the green, even at this time. I pray that he comes back even better than he was before some of you got tired of seeing him win.

  20. Jason

    Damn, so first Buick disappears, and now Tiger is being disassociated from GM all together?!?!? Maybe now he will go out and buy a Ferrari or seven and have some real sports car fun (different car for every day of the week). Or maybe he’ll buy some Bentleys, Rolls or some other serious luxury cars to keep up with his truly multi-million dollar lifestyle. Poor Tiger, no more contractual pressure to drive GM products – the true choice of millionaires!!

  21. Leave him along. Have you seen the women he was supposedly with? I’ve talked to one of our nation’s leading politicians, and Bill agrees with me, we both would have done it.

  22. Leave him alone. Have you seen the women he was supposedly with? I’ve talked to one of our nation’s leading politicians, and Bill agrees with me, we both would have done it.

  23. joselizette nj philly tri-state

    jonny lol hotter then the GIRL he was wit the first one name of UCHITEL i do not know if she hotter wifey just ur EVERY DAY Tall medium height basic white blond
    to me sorry,uchitel is “cuter”and any 1 can be HOT but BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS
    neither is bottom line wifey was smart by LEAVIN his filthy rich ass and sayin bye bye! i love that.smart lady who stay wit a man or woman whose most likely carry STD? sorry i do not cheat only because i know beyond wifey to be is hot but more then that SHE LOVE ME FOR JUST ME,TIGER NEVER REALIZE WHAT HE HAD,BUT 1 DAY WILL.when it is too late.GOD WATCH all our actions,and make us pay in “1 way or another”as the SPONSOR is doin left n right,he so stupid.
    adios….jose and lizette from philly nj tri-state.

  24. joselizette nj philly tri-state

    jonny lol hotter then the GIRL he was wit the first one name of UCHITEL i do not know if she hotter wifey just ur EVERY DAY Tall medium height basic white blond
    to me sorry,uchitel is “cuter”and any 1 can be HOT but BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS
    neither is bottom line wifey was smart by LEAVIN his filthy rich ass and sayin bye bye! i love that.smart lady who stay wit a man or woman whose most likely carry
    a STD? sorry i do not cheat only because i know beyond wifey to be is hot but
    more then that SHE LOVE ME FOR JUST ME,TIGER NEVER REALIZE WHAT HE
    HAD,BUT 1 DAY WILL.when it is too late.GOD WATCH all our actions,and make us pay in “1 way or another”as the SPONSOR is doin left n right,he so stupid.

    adios….jose and lizette from philly nj tri-state.

  25. joselizette nj philly tri-state

    jonny lol hotter then the GIRL he was wit the first one name of UCHITEL i do not know if she hotter wifey just ur EVERY DAY Tall medium height basic white blond
    to me sorry,uchitel is “cuter”and any 1 can be HOT but BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS
    neither is bottom line wifey was smart by LEAVIN his filthy rich ass and sayin bye bye! i love that.smart lady who stay wit a man or woman whose most likely carry STD? sorry i do not cheat only because i know beyond wifey to be is hot but more then that SHE LOVE ME FOR JUST ME,TIGER NEVER REALIZE WHAT HE HAD,BUT 1 DAY WILL.when it is too late.GOD WATCH all our actions,and make us pay in “1 way or another”as the SPONSOR is doin left n right,he so stupid.
    adios….jose and lizette from philly nj tri-state.

  26. joselizette nj philly tri-state

    jonny lol hotter then the GIRL he was wit the first one name of UCHITEL i do not know if she hotter wifey just ur EVERY DAY Tall medium height basic white blond
    to me sorry,uchitel is “cuter”and any 1 can be HOT but BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS
    neither is bottom line wifey was smart by LEAVIN his filthy rich ass and sayin bye bye! i love that.smart lady who stay wit a man or woman whose most likely carry STD? sorry i do not cheat only because i know beyond wifey to be is hot but more then that SHE LOVE ME FOR JUST ME,TIGER NEVER REALIZE WHAT HE HAD,BUT 1 DAY WILL.when it is too late.GOD WATCH all our actions,and make us pay in “1 way or another”as the SPONSOR is doin left n right,he so stupid.
    adios….jose and lizette from philly nj tri-state.

  27. Vito Donelli,31 year old male NJ

    i like your post jose and lizette. hi there.
    i agree as another male poster here today.only men who think she hot is who do
    like a blonde,that is all her face close up is not beautiful or gorgeous at all i am not blind to what”real beauty is”and not his typical AveRaGe wife.all the other girl
    he was wit,was butt ugly not attractive look nasty fake porn star STD anyone?
    com on,he is so lame now.i still love him as a golfer but do not look at him the same anymore,and i only watch him if he play golf,if i want to cause he still is a great,the greatest golfer…Just no price your able to put on now a days REAL love
    the bimbo all them were just not into “tiger but”money’;when will a guy learn when he dead or ill and alone i guess,sad.i know better. from Vito….

  28. Vito Donelli,31 year old male NJ

    i like your post jose and lizette. hi there.
    i agree as another male poster here today.only men who think she hot is who do
    like a blonde,that is all her face close up is not beautiful or gorgeous at all i am not blind to what”real beauty is”and not his typical AveRaGe wife.all the other girl
    he was wit,was butt ugly not attractive look nasty fake porn star STD anyone?
    com on,he is so lame now.i still love him as a golfer but do not look at him the same anymore,and i only watch him if he play golf,if i want to cause he still is a great,the greatest golfer…Just no price your able to put on now a days REAL love
    the bimbo all them were just not into “tiger but”money’;when will a guy learn when he dead or ill and alone i guess,sad.i know better. from Vito….

  29. non ya business

    lol….Awwwwwww…..Poor Tiger…..Maybe next time you will not be so fast to SPREAD THE SEED and be the MAN WHORE that you have been , Your a pig and you deserve to loose whatever you do!! and ANY woman who sleeps with you knowing YOUR past sexual history is just ASKING for a STD!!!

  30. j

    Tiger Woods has no morals….a wife and two kids, a great career and he takes his immoral ways and ruins his reputation.

    He never should have married, though many say he needed the husband image…….

    he comes across as a selfish, and childish man. He should be so ashamed of himself….

    and it must be sickness to have so many women…one woman he would say he was not connected with wife and did with another woman….but to lead on 9+ woman, illness of the mind and body…

    I have a feeling his lowlife guy friends – I say low life because they probably doing the same — they are no friends…all a bunch of sad cases……….woman stay away, yuk!

    Woman must realize these type of men are USING you, get it USING you and you being so sleezy and giving out is a low esteem problem for you — to think a guy can cheat on his wife and really be a good guy for you….wake up and get a back bone.

  31. j

    Tiger Woods has no morals….a wife and two kids, a great career and he takes his immoral ways and ruins his reputation.

    He never should have married, though many say he needed the husband image…….

    he comes across as a selfish, and childish man. He should be so ashamed of himself….

    and it must be sickness to have so many women…one woman he would say he was not connected with wife and did with another woman….but to lead on 9+ woman, illness of the mind and body…

    I have a feeling his lowlife guy friends – I say low life because they probably doing the same — they are no friends…all a bunch of sad cases……….woman stay away, yuk!

    Woman must realize these type of men are USING you, get it USING you and you being so sleezy and giving out is a low esteem problem for you — to think a guy can cheat on his wife and really be a good guy for you….wake up and get a back bone.

  32. marie wilson

    maybe if he and all these celebs such as Leno, O’Brain just to name a few instead of whinining about what thier losing get off thier ass and maybe help others in need like the people in Haiti or our own not by having thier book-keepers send it but actually go there and not for publicity act. Like they really care about others,other than thier money maybe then we could actually share thier pain. I don’t feel sorry for those selfish SOB’s they bring it onto themselves.

  33. Spikeit

    “I did NOT have sex with that woman….’er women…..uh, Ms. Smith, Ms. Jones, Ms. Woody, Ms. Delight, Ms. Backum, Ms. Wanker, Ms. Ho, Ms. Wackum, Ms. Jackum, Ms. Packum, Ms. Johnson………..damn, how many ‘mo is they?”
    As for his vehicles, boo-hoo and my butt bleeds for him NOT. As for money lost, whatever the amount it’s the price HE put on all the “shaky puddin” HE had so nope, I feel no pity for this twit. Spent $60,000 on women/sex in one WEEKEND? A total IDIOT. Maybe in rehab they’ll teach this fool try as he may he cannot get it all NOR can he wear it out. Might put a hurtin on it, but you ‘sho can’t wear it out. If ya want to try, take Paxil for about two weeks then go for it. God KNOWS you can go but guranteed you’ll give out loooonnnng before Peppy. He’ll still be at attention after your laid flat out, exhausted, gasping for air, heart pounding. Been there/done that. Tiger, until someone DUMBER comes along, and it’ll take some work to out do you, you hold first place among the ignorant of the world. Way to go buddy and all for a little sliver of skin and 10 minutes of pleasure. Stupid IS as stupid does.

  34. Justme

    Do all men think with there dicks or is it just the ones that post on this site? Grow up clean up the posts (or does that make you feel like a big boy?)and get a life.

  35. Justme

    Do all men think with there dicks or is it just the ones that post on this site? Grow up clean up the posts (or does that make you feel like a big boy?)and get a life.

  36. Terry

    If Tiger were a business man or a corporate officer the media would never blink an eye over his private life let alone blow it out of proportion. The guy has simply worked his tail off to become the best there has ever been at his chosen profession. The press has always been ticked off that they could not have access to him 24/7. When he comes back he should clam up and not give interviews to those asking personnel questions. Keep it golf. I have been truly enjoying watching him grow into a super star.

  37. Bob

    Hey Justme Shut the fuck up. hows that for cleaning my posts?

  38. Peter Reinert

    When I read those comments from these ignorant females,… makes me laugh. Many of them can’t even SPELL and probably cheated on their man!!.
    Yes, tiger was using them. THEY LET HIM! These women KNEW FULL WELL THAT HE WAS MARRIED. What does that tell you about those whores??Most women are so dumb. Never ever seen a wife cheating on her husband with other guys?? Gimme a break with these whining ‘women’ of both genders. Tiger is doing fine. He doesn’t need your whining. I don’t give a rats a about his ‘image’.
    LEAVE TIGER ALONE. He is a healthy male. He has no reason to be ashamed. The only problem he has is that he needs to work this out with his wife or divorce her. Apparently he isn’t that into her anyway. NEXT.
    Tiger, we love ya, go play golf and leave these whining, hypocritical women and teh money-hungry-sensationailistic-media in the dust. WHO CARES??
    And the companies that will not endorse him anymore… I won’t buy from either, screw them.

  39. DR Huck

    When you are a person who has made the choice to be visually in the public’s eye…and your fame and fortune are derived from the successes of your fans who take notice of you…and who are effected by your image…you have a responsibility and an obligation to those that have fostered your successes. Because it was your choice to be in that position…there are consequences for your images that you represent …which are a part of your successes. People such as Tiger Woods, Bill Clinton, and many others…show a dangerously serious lack of regard for the public who elevated them to their positions, a serious lack of regard for any moral structure, and are unworthy of these successes….no matter what their skill levels. Part of becoming a successful public figure is also knowing when and where to have some degree of class and reserve…or at the very least…how to hide your indiscretions. Woods and the other’s are like little boy’s in a candy shop…and have no ability to handle themselves like men with self-respect.

  40. Linda McCoy

    So what,GM will not let him drive free cars, he can only drive one at a time anyway, he still can get others to drive him places. GM is the same company that will allow a number of people to die due to their car defects because the cost to fix these vehicles would be more than payment for lawsuits. Tiger is a human being, he is not perfect. I am so tired of the media and people criticizing him when I am sure many of them are just jealous. I miss his playing golf. I wish he would continue, people are fickled. These same people will love him again tomorrow after he plays in some big golf tournament. That is why he should always play for his own satisfaction.

  41. DR Huck

    When you are a person who has made the choice to be visually in the public’s eye…and your fame and fortune are derived from the successes of your fans who take notice of you…and who are effected by your image…you have a responsibility and an obligation to those that have fostered your successes. Because it was your choice to be in that position…there are consequences for your images that you represent …which are a part of your successes. People such as Tiger Woods, Bill Clinton, and many others…show a dangerously serious lack of regard for the public who elevated them to their positions, a serious lack of regard for any moral structure, and are unworthy of these successes….no matter what their skill levels. Part of becoming a successful public figure is also knowing when and where to have some degree of class and reserve…or at the very least…how to hide your indiscretions. Woods and the other’s are like little boy’s in a candy shop…and have no ability to handle themselves like men with self-respect.

  42. MiMi

    Tiger…..you deserve all that comes your way…..you are black…and you had the world and all that is good right in your hand….a beautiful wife…and 2 precious children….and you decided to allow your little head to take over….what a shame….I am sure you have made enough money for a lifetime though….and you have certainly made a legency for people to remember….so very sad…for your wife and children…..perhaps…..next time you get ready to have sex….you might think of this….and how you landed where you are right now….

    I wish your wife and children the best though…..it is so very sad…since they are the ones who will suffer the most…..

    I hope “it” was worth all of this….

  43. cindy

    If tiger wood was someone from the street. A regular job. he would still have is job and everything else. I would why this companies are that away his livelihood to make their image better. Their CEO doing the same thing when the go on conference. And they do not lose their jobs this company are two face and their should a double stand for actor etc……… When everyone stop think are they doing the same thing the tell the friend and their friend said to them cool. So why double stand for super stars. they do not do anything to his wife for broken the windows of his car. she was the one who cause the accident and is walking free and clear. and now she is trying to get everything she can get. when she found out she could have just divorce him and not make the show she did and settled everything in court.

  44. Jean olinski

    Tell Tiger to put his big boy pants on and help the poor people on Haiti

  45. Jean olinski

    Tell Tiger to put his big boy pants on and help the poor people on Haiti

  46. Jean M. Olinski

    Tell Tiger to put his big boy pants on and help the poor people on Haiti

  47. Mike

    QUOTE~

    FROM FRAN ABOVE

    You people are such hypocrites. Mind your own business if you have any ; and get a life, and stay out of Mr. Wood’s business. I don’t believe the women that came forward; the media most likely went searching for someone to help make Mr. Woods look bad. Anyone who said, “hello” to him, was put on the bandwagon. END QUOTE

    That has got to be the most ridiculous Biased statment I have heard yet regarding this… FRAN FRAN YOU STUPID FOOL!!!! WOODS ADMITED THE AFFAIRS~ DUH!~

  48. Mike

    QUOTE~

    FROM FRAN ABOVE

    You people are such hypocrites. Mind your own business if you have any ; and get a life, and stay out of Mr. Wood’s business. I don’t believe the women that came forward; the media most likely went searching for someone to help make Mr. Woods look bad. Anyone who said, “hello” to him, was put on the bandwagon. END QUOTE

    That has got to be the most ridiculous Biased statment I have heard yet regarding this… FRAN FRAN YOU STUPID FOOL!!!! WOODS ADMITED THE AFFAIRS~ DUH!~

  49. Mike

    QUOTE~

    FROM FRAN ABOVE

    You people are such hypocrites. Mind your own business if you have any ; and get a life, and stay out of Mr. Wood’s business. I don’t believe the women that came forward; the media most likely went searching for someone to help make Mr. Woods look bad. Anyone who said, “hello” to him, was put on the bandwagon. END QUOTE

    That has got to be the most ridiculous Biased statment I have heard yet regarding this… FRAN FRAN YOU STUPID FOOL!!!! WOODS ADMITED THE AFFAIRS~ DUH!~

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