Tiger Woods didn’t use a condom with this

December 8th, 2009 // 73 Comments

Seen here in an undated photo that’s already making me itch, Tiger Woods mistress Jaime Grubbs claims the golfer never used a condom when they had sex, according to Us Magazine:

“He didn’t use a condom,” says Grubbs, who adds that Woods also didn’t ask if she was on birth control, either. “It wasn’t even discussed. He just never used one.”
Apparently, he also didn’t use condoms while bedding 33-year-old restaurant manager Mindy Lawton, according to Lawton’s sister, Lynn. “She said he never wore condoms,” Lynn told British tabloid, News of the World. “I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous.”

In related news, Playgirl is seriously “authenticating” cell phone photos of Tiger’s cock before publishing them, so I can only assume they’re looking for herpes sores the size of sand traps. “Hey, Ted, this one has a golf cart stuck in it.” “JACKPOT!”

NOTE: Added pics of alleged Tiger mistres/porn star Holly Sampson in case there’s any doubt he’s used a ball-washer for personal hygiene purposes.


  1. matt


  2. eric


  3. Lara


  4. havoc

    That’s nuts. I wouldn’t fuck Queen Elizabeth without a condom…..


  5. OJ's Mom

    Hey, why not. Fuck all you soccer moms that think Tiger should be Mr Clean. It’s none of your business who he nails.

    Get Bitches, Tiger.
    Get Bitches….

  6. Sarah

    Just going to go out on a limb here and suggest changing the picture to something other than a girl simulating a blowjob. Especially when it’s the top picture and I check the blog at work…

  7. i’m pretty sure money doesn’t keep your dick from falling off.

  8. havoc

    People ask how he could do this to his wife and kids.

    Well, pic # 10 pretty much answers that one……


  9. Deacon Jones

    @6 He’ll get right on that for you Sarah.

  10. titsonsnack

    #6 get back to your job, how about that!

  11. Donnie Brassballs

    Wow, and I thought a Stanford education would’ve taught him better.

  12. bangbang

    I’d be ashamed too, guy whose face is blurred.

  13. that girl isnt giving that guy head in the first pic. he has his pants on so more like pretending she is

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  15. Willie Dixon

    And the only person to truly benefit from the whole thing will be Holly Sampson. Not only will her back titles sell, but she can demand extra $$$ for a golf themed porno with a black dude AND it’s her JOB to have promiscuous sex. The other chicks may get cash, but no one will sleep with them again without a triple condom on and they will question their relationships for the rest of their lives…as for Tiger, he has a spank bank that will live forever.

  16. lame

    #13 – thanks for the clarification. Really. I was wondering about that…

  17. Kinda reminds me of that jon gosselin guy.

  18. Will


  19. Ernie Els

    All I can say is, I’m glad they pixelated my face in that picture.


  20. Jrz

    If you think Elin went Mike Tyson on him with a golf club before? Mmm mmm MMM! This shit is ON! “You fucked WHO without a WHAT? Motherfucker, I kill you!”

  21. cc

    “classy” is right. This whole story is turning into one big blackhole of douchebagness.

    If he doesn’t use condoms all I can say is Elin went easy on him. If I behaved similarly and my gf found out she’d cave my fucking head in.

  22. Taz

    “Condoms suck” signed spice boy

  23. Lora

    Her bikini bottom certainly is appropriately captioned.

  24. Dave

    Just going to go out on a limb here and suggest that you’re an idiot if you visit The Superficial at work. Especially when your employer almost certainly monitors all of your internet usage while you’re on their network…

  25. Black Dragon

    It funny how when a brother make it big the white devels do everthing they can to destroy him. A man get a little or a lot even of what the Hos is offering and you want to make like it a big deal. It aint like he raping these bitches they throwin down the pussy. Leave the man alone.

  26. Wacker

    You Got it!!! Wack Attack!!!! Need I say more???

  27. Jive Man 1

    Damn skrait Black Dragon. You know wha’ dey say – See a broad to get that bodiac… lay’er down an’ smack ‘em yack ‘em!

  28. cc

    I love those two little white patches women get underneath their bum cheeks. They never seem to get sun there so they always stand out. It’s like little signs saying ‘aim right here’.

  29. boogermeister

    Holly wins. I find it hilarious that all the skanks have been trumped by a professional porn star when each probably thought they were Tiger’s best. For Tiger though, future sex will probably be better as the ladies now realize the competition at hand…er …in the mouth…uh…or wherever.

  30. Chupacabra

    did anyone else notice the words, “Kills” on this bitches bikini bottoms (vagina?)… i think it means, you pump this enough, you die.
    or “My pussy kills careers, marriages, (enter what you love the most :here:)”

  31. safe head

    Practice safe head

  32. Haywood Jablowmie

    I’ll never understand when he had top-shelf pussy at home, why he would dick these hogs

  33. Jerek Deter

    I see Tiger wants to be more and more like me and spread around the Herpes.


  35. Jeremiah

    Is tiger woods racist? I have seen him bang one black chick yet

  36. Hey now!

    Tiger rules!!!

  37. Tiger is a cool cat… get it haha I think Tiger will benefit out of all this chaos in the end and will be sleeping with 10x the girls.!!

  38. JungleRed

    Can’t wait to see tabloid pics of the dudes Elin starts banging now. Or Tiger’s reaction when he sees these dudes holding his kids.

  39. Rupert


  40. Kate

    Elin should fuck Rocco Seffredi, the Italian guy with the huge cock!!

  41. MrChips

    @37: Successful black dudes always want to bang white chicks. They see it as a status symbol. Sheesh! Haven’t you heard the Kanye West lyrics?

  42. Yeah...

    How surprising. A rich man sleeping around with many attractive gold-digging fame-whores.

  43. Black Dragon

    Reason whitey don’t get no black pussy is da sistahs can’t get no satisfaction from a small albino dick! Once a brother get there we wreck a white Ho snatch for the little white boyz.
    Just lettin ya know bitches

  44. Tiger woods porn tape should be just about ready!

  45. LAST!!!

    Tiger’s got nice taste, man! And he’s a rich celebrity so it’s not like he has to conform to our normal, poor people standards. He can hit whatever he wants–he’s got a big wallet.

  46. Nonyabiz

    What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

    Santa Clause quits after three ho’s.

    Thank you, thank you, but I can’t take the credit for that one.

  47. che-che


  48. Tiger is young, he’s worth $1 B, his wife is absolutely smokin’, and he’s regularly barebacking trailer trash, skank porn stars and fat Perkin’s waitresses?!? We’re not even the same species.

    “You can take the negro out of the ‘hood, but you can’t take the ‘hood out of the negro, …”

    BTW, as you delete this, know that you are an Adam Lambert-lovin’, butt-sex havin’, cock suckin’ punk, ‘Fish boy. That is all.

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