Tiger Woods’ caddy is a horrible wingman

March 4th, 2010 // 30 Comments

Tiger Woods’ longtime caddy Steve Williams had no idea about the 67 cocktail waitresses his boss should’ve used the 4-iron with and apparently would’ve gone public had he known, according to People:

“I’m a straight-up sort of person,” Williams told New Zealand’s TV3. “If I had known something was going on, the whistle would have been blown.”
Though Woods hasn’t spoken to Williams since his accident – and subsequent scandal – in November 2009, Williams has been personally affected by his employer’s indiscretions.
“Of course I’m mad at him, why would you not be?” Williams said. “I’m close with his wife and he’s got two lovely children and he’s let them down.”
But that doesn’t mean Williams doesn’t still stand by his boss. “When a guy’s having a tough time, it’s not up to me to beat him with a stick right now,” the caddy said. “He’s getting enough grilling from everybody else.”

It’s probably not the best career move to publicly admit you would’ve hung Tiger Woods out to dry had you known about his 800 affairs. Seriously, you’re a caddy, and last time I checked that means you shut up, carry the man’s clubs and toss a hooker in a water hazard if he tells you to. Granted, I’ve yet to get one to do it myself, that had more to do with me randomly driving my car up onto the green and less about respecting time-honored traditions. Steve.

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  1. Richard McBeef

    He’s just pissed he didn’t get to pick up the scraps.

  2. Seems to be a honest bloke.

  3. ggroove

    It’s a water HAZARD, not a water TRAP. Stick to talking about what you know there fish – Lindsay, herpes, and vaginas, not necessarily in that order –

  4. sarah

    haha right! he’s just trying to pretend he’s no body’s b-tch, which he obviously is. you’re a career caddy, shut up and stop trying to act like you’re a man.

  5. Kristy

    Do your homework… Steve was his best friend, and best man at his wedding – he was not JUST his caddy! He’s been harassed since day one of Tigers sl*t fest… good on him i say! I’m a Kiwi defending another Kiwi!!

  6. I don’t trust my golf caddy with ANYTHING. Except for my medical and financial records.

  7. Kimberley

    I agree with “Kristy”
    He seems like an awesome person and a great friend. Stupid TIGER WOODS. Putting him in that position!!

  8. Also, tiger woods caddy is great at carrying hold clubs.

    http://swantron.com

  9. pathfindernj

    Hire me to be your caddy Tiger – I will swear up and down that you were in your hotel room alone all night, every night.

  10. Bad wingman.
    Good caddy.
    Good actor/liar.

    Bull-fucking-shit he didn’t fucking know.

    Tiger probably tossed him the leftovers. What, is a starving man supposed to go hungry?

    RPG, over & out

  11. He’s above the hyper-publicity and is in a happy relationship.

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  13. I don’t trust my golf caddy with anything….

  14. Jimmy

    Maybe he knew, may be he didn’t… If he is the stand up guy he claims (and if he is a close family friend) he would’ve tried to talk some sense into Tiger.

  15. captain america

    pssst, HE IS WHITE & SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED!!

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  17. GG1000

    You know, I’m no Tiger fan and couldn’t care less about who was the best at hitting the little white ball into holes on a particular day, but the CADDY shooting his face off for some publicity??!! Sheesh, STFU is all that jumps to mind.

    It’s pathetic the way all the parasites have jumped onto this for some press face time. D-list players who’ll never even hit the top 20, random hangers on from personal trainers, and now a caddy.

  18. Maybe he knew, may be he didn’t… If he is the stand up guy he claims (and if he is a close family friend) he would’ve tried to talk some sense into Tiger.

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  22. Steven Mains

    Steve doesn’t need to talk crap about TIger, he is a straight shooting guy and calls a spade a spade. He isn’t JUST the caddy that carries his clubs he was his best man, probably one of Tiger’s closest friends and is a national champion speedway driver in NZ.

    As far as talented goes (and eradicating money from the equation) hitting golf balls or driving a 700 horsepower super saloon car, I pick Steve for being the talented one. Tiger has seen him racing in NZ and was rather shocked at what he did…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQJeuId1WLE&feature=related

  23. That is one way fo putting it

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  25. Bad wingman.
    Good caddy.
    Good actor/liar.

    Bull-fucking-shit he didn’t fucking know.

    Tiger probably tossed him the leftovers. What, is a starving man supposed to go hungry?

    RPG, over & out

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