Tiger Woods reportedly got to LeAnn Rimes before she married Dean Sheremet in 2002, according to Us Weekly:
“They hooked up and everything,” the source tells Us. “Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!”
Alas, Rimes’ dad protested because he thought his teen daughter was too young to date the famed golfer, seven years her senior. “Then her dad almost had a heart attack,” the source adds. “And he made her stop seeing Tiger.”
Of course the most hilarious part of this story is the fact LeAnn Rimes’ dad didn’t want her dating a black guy but had absolutely no problem with her marrying a backup dancer who probably hand-picked the flower arrangements. I want to say that was God’s way of teaching Papa Rimes a lesson about racism, but in the end LeAnn committed adultery with a white guy so it all worked out in the end. High five!
SOILED_PANTIES | March 24, 2010 at 2:15 pm
This girl’s face is so barf-tastic. She looks Asian, but not cute Asian. Pair that with her bleached blonde hair and fish-white skin… and it’s a disaster. She looks like a deranged pug.
Que | March 24, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Que high cinco por Tigger.
pimp | March 24, 2010 at 2:16 pm
i’d spread those pasty white butt cheeks to nibble on that pink asshole…
Snot | March 24, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Tiger Woods banged Jessie James….he really sunk his hole in one!
T | March 24, 2010 at 2:22 pm
She is so trying to copy Brandy’s (EDDIE’s ex) short jean shorts with heels. How sad .Ho Ho Ho
Seymore Butts | March 24, 2010 at 2:23 pm
So, just to be clear, it’s now 100% certain that LeAnn took a 9 inch dark pipe up her teenaged tight pink poop chute?
And we wonder why her dad almost had a heart attack?
SO RIGHT | March 24, 2010 at 2:28 pm
# 1 hilarious
This is also hilarious — “but in the end LeAnn committed adultery with a white guy so it all worked out in the end. High five”
Tek | March 24, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Way to go, Tiger! With every new day the world continues to see how much of a self-hating negro you are! And as if that wasn’t enough, all the chicks you’ve been linked to look like absolute shit! Not only is she a country hick, but she needs needs a face transplant! Atleast go for someone like Jessica Simpson!
LJ | March 24, 2010 at 2:34 pm
2002 is 2 years before he got married. What’s the BFD?
Pederast the Clown | March 24, 2010 at 2:35 pm
That little boy makes me happy in pants.
Gorgeo | March 24, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Pic #8–Michael Jackson lives!
HackSaw | March 24, 2010 at 3:06 pm
I’d hit it.
dave | March 24, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Yeah, it HAD to be racism, right? Had nothing to do with someone 25 banging his 17/18 year old daughter. He was against a 25 year old nailing his teenage daughter because the 25 year old was black. Yeah, sure.
Beeotch | March 24, 2010 at 3:28 pm
You know you’re a redneck when: You cut your favorite jeans to make them into shorts….you hike them up to your belly…..you’ve screwed Tiger Woods….
royt | March 24, 2010 at 3:50 pm
#11 I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that! Now go look at Jennifer Anniston and think Sean Penn in drag.
WOW | March 24, 2010 at 3:59 pm
You inject a racisim claim into every interracial coupling that goes wrong. Way to be funny. It’s too bad you’re not as popular as say Perez Hilton, who actually gets air time on several national news networks. Isn’t that sad? I think it is because that guys not even remotely funny. Wonder what that makes this guy who makes bad taste comments about people who die, people who commit adultery, and people in general yet never has to apologize because he’s really insiginficant.
Anyways, it’s not racist. It’s called keeping my not even legal daughter away from an adult man. My opinion would be the SW wants his daughter hooking up with a 65 year old when she turns 14.
muela | March 24, 2010 at 4:13 pm
This isn’t even a story. He married Elin. Scraping the bottom of the barrel for a story and you pulled up a big fat nathing. Slow news day in Hollywood?
Savalas | March 24, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Man, no racism intended, but it doesn’t get much whiter than Leann Rimes. Heh.
Maybe if Tiger had anal sex with a KKK Grand Wizard….but it would be close.
Truth | March 24, 2010 at 4:13 pm
C’mon. She’s a country singer from the Bible Belt. Dad was mad because Tiger was black, not because he was older than LeAnn.
It is was Tony Romo or Clint Black (instead of black man) purusing LeAnn, Daddy would be buying LeAnn a push bra and making motel reservations for the couple. It’s the way of the South. Jerry Lee Lewis married is 13 year old cousin, for crissakes.
Gweb | March 24, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Did Tiger fuck any black chicks, or is it all just skanky white trash?
Cartman | March 24, 2010 at 5:18 pm
I’d hit it twice.
lololololol | March 24, 2010 at 5:26 pm
dave, age didn’t mean a think to leann’s dad when his daughter was boinking her uncle so why did it matter so much when she started boinking tiger???
trailer park philosophy says the incest is best & interracial will get you a facial (not in a good way)
Richport's Ghost | March 24, 2010 at 6:11 pm
That little chimp will chase anything with a blond top, wig or otherwise.
Actually, I think it’s more the white skin than the blond hair, based on some of the other women.
Talk about self-hatred. The dude’s half-gook, half chimp, and he can’t stand women from either of those races.
S | March 24, 2010 at 6:23 pm
#8.He has apparently already banged Jessica Simpson.It was reported like 2 months ago.
Jamman | March 24, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Why are you all pretending that a phony unsourced story from US weekly is real?
Jamman | March 24, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Why are you all pretending that a phony unsourced story from US weekly is real?
Melrose | March 24, 2010 at 6:45 pm
The most disturbing part of this story is her ill fitting shorts.
Tek | March 24, 2010 at 7:02 pm
@ #24
Holy shit, you’re right. I had completely forgotten about that. I guess it’s because about 10 other chicks have come up since then. Haha. I think she denied it, though.
@ # 20
That’s what I’m saying! Hell, he’s half asian and he wont even look that way either!
me again | March 24, 2010 at 7:25 pm
ugly legs……
jake_ryan | March 24, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Is it me, or does this chick have the nastiest toes ever? They look like claws.
S | March 24, 2010 at 7:29 pm
#24
I think they both denied it.I wonder how they can even prove this one,though.I usually keep myself updated on what LeAnn Rimes is up to,but I’ve never heard their names assosiated with each other before,let alone seen a picture with the two of them. At least USWeekly had a photo of Tiger and Jessica on the golf course to”back up” their story.So I’m very curious about this one since they intend to actually print it in their mag.
dee | March 24, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Tiger must of been desperate for pussy in order to fuck leann rimes. Leann is honestly one of the ugliest white women i have ever seen, she must be great fuck cause i don’t see her being useful at anything else.
dee | March 24, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Tiger must of been desperate for pussy in order to fuck leann rimes. Leann is honestly one of the ugliest white women i have ever seen, she must be great fuck cause i don’t see her being useful at anything else.
dee | March 24, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Tiger must of been desperate for pussy in order to fuck leann rimes. Leann is honestly one of the ugliest white women i have ever seen, she must be great fuck cause i don’t see her being useful at anything else.
S | March 24, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Meant post #28
Narcissist | March 24, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Tiger managed to get a actual blond! Then he betrays her with phony ones.
Here’s a video that’ll starch his golf shorts. Well, not sure if the women are busted enough for the androids taste:
http://www.livevideo.com/video/B652410C82504CDD9B76FCC84C1C0661/inxs-suicide-blonde-.aspx (super slow server :( )
Mr. Nice Guy | March 24, 2010 at 9:56 pm
You people are Nuts! She looks Great, Love the Short Shorts and High Heels!
Obama-san | March 24, 2010 at 10:29 pm
Yea, LeAnn likes sex, you can see it on her face. She likes it all the time.
Manders | March 24, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Ummm except Eddie Cibrian is Latino…..his family is Cuban. And all the hotter because of it!
cowbulls | March 24, 2010 at 11:47 pm
What a pile of crap. Tiger was certainly within his rights to lay the lumber to any and all chicks that were of age and willing when he was still single. As for the racism garbage, Tiger is the racist one. He’s been caught with a few dozen women by now and not a one of them was black.
As for LeAnn, she looks pretty good to me BUT I wouldn’t touch anything that Tiger has fouled.
adelaide dancing | March 25, 2010 at 12:54 am
damn! and the list just keeps getting longer!
adelaide dancing | March 25, 2010 at 12:55 am
and the list just keeps getting longer!
bariatric surgery | March 25, 2010 at 1:13 am
Same old group is out again with different names. It’s pretty obvious that there is a reason behind all the ugly things you say about LeAnn.
memory cards | March 25, 2010 at 1:17 am
He has apparently already banged Jessica Simpson.It was reported like 2 months ago.
vajinismus | March 25, 2010 at 4:36 am
He’s been caught with a few dozen women by now and not a one of them was black.As for LeAnn, she looks pretty good to me BUT I wouldn’t touch anything that
captain america | March 25, 2010 at 7:35 am
agree, THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR HIM……………..
Darth | March 25, 2010 at 8:22 am
No! Really!? After all that banging his penis must be like a sharpened pencil by now!
Galtacticus | March 25, 2010 at 8:27 am
#47
Remember what was left of Jon Gosselin’s penis! Is TW going the same direction?
Rhialto | March 25, 2010 at 8:38 am
This news is getting almost boring! The only thing what’s left,according to my Master Spooks,is that SEX TAPE. . . Ladies get it on the table!
Nero | March 25, 2010 at 8:53 am
#49
Wow! Must be something like TW jumping around like a possessed madman on a blond-wigged skippy ball!