Tiger Woods banged LeAnn Rimes

March 24th, 2010 // 64 Comments

Tiger Woods reportedly got to LeAnn Rimes before she married Dean Sheremet in 2002, according to Us Weekly:

“They hooked up and everything,” the source tells Us. “Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes!”
Alas, Rimes’ dad protested because he thought his teen daughter was too young to date the famed golfer, seven years her senior. “Then her dad almost had a heart attack,” the source adds. “And he made her stop seeing Tiger.”

Of course the most hilarious part of this story is the fact LeAnn Rimes’ dad didn’t want her dating a black guy but had absolutely no problem with her marrying a backup dancer who probably hand-picked the flower arrangements. I want to say that was God’s way of teaching Papa Rimes a lesson about racism, but in the end LeAnn committed adultery with a white guy so it all worked out in the end. High five!

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  1. SOILED_PANTIES

    This girl’s face is so barf-tastic. She looks Asian, but not cute Asian. Pair that with her bleached blonde hair and fish-white skin… and it’s a disaster. She looks like a deranged pug.

  2. Que

    Que high cinco por Tigger.

  3. pimp

    i’d spread those pasty white butt cheeks to nibble on that pink asshole…

  4. Snot

    Tiger Woods banged Jessie James….he really sunk his hole in one!

  5. T

    She is so trying to copy Brandy’s (EDDIE’s ex) short jean shorts with heels. How sad .Ho Ho Ho

  6. Seymore Butts

    So, just to be clear, it’s now 100% certain that LeAnn took a 9 inch dark pipe up her teenaged tight pink poop chute?

    And we wonder why her dad almost had a heart attack?

  7. SO RIGHT

    # 1 hilarious

    This is also hilarious — “but in the end LeAnn committed adultery with a white guy so it all worked out in the end. High five”

  8. Tek

    Way to go, Tiger! With every new day the world continues to see how much of a self-hating negro you are! And as if that wasn’t enough, all the chicks you’ve been linked to look like absolute shit! Not only is she a country hick, but she needs needs a face transplant! Atleast go for someone like Jessica Simpson!

  9. LJ

    2002 is 2 years before he got married. What’s the BFD?

  10. Pederast the Clown

    That little boy makes me happy in pants.

  11. Gorgeo

    Pic #8–Michael Jackson lives!

  12. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  13. dave

    Yeah, it HAD to be racism, right? Had nothing to do with someone 25 banging his 17/18 year old daughter. He was against a 25 year old nailing his teenage daughter because the 25 year old was black. Yeah, sure.

  14. Beeotch

    You know you’re a redneck when: You cut your favorite jeans to make them into shorts….you hike them up to your belly…..you’ve screwed Tiger Woods….

  15. royt

    #11 I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that! Now go look at Jennifer Anniston and think Sean Penn in drag.

  16. WOW

    You inject a racisim claim into every interracial coupling that goes wrong. Way to be funny. It’s too bad you’re not as popular as say Perez Hilton, who actually gets air time on several national news networks. Isn’t that sad? I think it is because that guys not even remotely funny. Wonder what that makes this guy who makes bad taste comments about people who die, people who commit adultery, and people in general yet never has to apologize because he’s really insiginficant.

    Anyways, it’s not racist. It’s called keeping my not even legal daughter away from an adult man. My opinion would be the SW wants his daughter hooking up with a 65 year old when she turns 14.

  17. muela

    This isn’t even a story. He married Elin. Scraping the bottom of the barrel for a story and you pulled up a big fat nathing. Slow news day in Hollywood?

  18. Savalas

    Man, no racism intended, but it doesn’t get much whiter than Leann Rimes. Heh.

    Maybe if Tiger had anal sex with a KKK Grand Wizard….but it would be close.

  19. Truth

    C’mon. She’s a country singer from the Bible Belt. Dad was mad because Tiger was black, not because he was older than LeAnn.

    It is was Tony Romo or Clint Black (instead of black man) purusing LeAnn, Daddy would be buying LeAnn a push bra and making motel reservations for the couple. It’s the way of the South. Jerry Lee Lewis married is 13 year old cousin, for crissakes.

  20. Gweb

    Did Tiger fuck any black chicks, or is it all just skanky white trash?

  21. Cartman

    I’d hit it twice.

  22. lololololol

    dave, age didn’t mean a think to leann’s dad when his daughter was boinking her uncle so why did it matter so much when she started boinking tiger???

    trailer park philosophy says the incest is best & interracial will get you a facial (not in a good way)

  23. That little chimp will chase anything with a blond top, wig or otherwise.

    Actually, I think it’s more the white skin than the blond hair, based on some of the other women.

    Talk about self-hatred. The dude’s half-gook, half chimp, and he can’t stand women from either of those races.

  24. S

    #8.He has apparently already banged Jessica Simpson.It was reported like 2 months ago.

  25. Jamman

    Why are you all pretending that a phony unsourced story from US weekly is real?

  26. Jamman

    Why are you all pretending that a phony unsourced story from US weekly is real?

  27. Melrose

    The most disturbing part of this story is her ill fitting shorts.

  28. Tek

    @ #24
    Holy shit, you’re right. I had completely forgotten about that. I guess it’s because about 10 other chicks have come up since then. Haha. I think she denied it, though.

    @ # 20
    That’s what I’m saying! Hell, he’s half asian and he wont even look that way either!

  29. me again

    ugly legs……

  30. jake_ryan

    Is it me, or does this chick have the nastiest toes ever? They look like claws.

  31. S

    #24
    I think they both denied it.I wonder how they can even prove this one,though.I usually keep myself updated on what LeAnn Rimes is up to,but I’ve never heard their names assosiated with each other before,let alone seen a picture with the two of them. At least USWeekly had a photo of Tiger and Jessica on the golf course to”back up” their story.So I’m very curious about this one since they intend to actually print it in their mag.

  32. dee

    Tiger must of been desperate for pussy in order to fuck leann rimes. Leann is honestly one of the ugliest white women i have ever seen, she must be great fuck cause i don’t see her being useful at anything else.

  33. dee

    Tiger must of been desperate for pussy in order to fuck leann rimes. Leann is honestly one of the ugliest white women i have ever seen, she must be great fuck cause i don’t see her being useful at anything else.

  34. dee

    Tiger must of been desperate for pussy in order to fuck leann rimes. Leann is honestly one of the ugliest white women i have ever seen, she must be great fuck cause i don’t see her being useful at anything else.

  35. S

    Meant post #28

  36. Tiger managed to get a actual blond! Then he betrays her with phony ones.

    Here’s a video that’ll starch his golf shorts. Well, not sure if the women are busted enough for the androids taste:
    http://www.livevideo.com/video/B652410C82504CDD9B76FCC84C1C0661/inxs-suicide-blonde-.aspx (super slow server :( )

  37. Mr. Nice Guy

    You people are Nuts! She looks Great, Love the Short Shorts and High Heels!

  38. Obama-san

    Yea, LeAnn likes sex, you can see it on her face. She likes it all the time.

  39. Manders

    Ummm except Eddie Cibrian is Latino…..his family is Cuban. And all the hotter because of it!

  40. cowbulls

    What a pile of crap. Tiger was certainly within his rights to lay the lumber to any and all chicks that were of age and willing when he was still single. As for the racism garbage, Tiger is the racist one. He’s been caught with a few dozen women by now and not a one of them was black.
    As for LeAnn, she looks pretty good to me BUT I wouldn’t touch anything that Tiger has fouled.

  41. damn! and the list just keeps getting longer!

  42. and the list just keeps getting longer!

  43. Same old group is out again with different names. It’s pretty obvious that there is a reason behind all the ugly things you say about LeAnn.

  44. He has apparently already banged Jessica Simpson.It was reported like 2 months ago.

  45. He’s been caught with a few dozen women by now and not a one of them was black.As for LeAnn, she looks pretty good to me BUT I wouldn’t touch anything that

  46. captain america

    agree, THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR HIM……………..

  47. Darth

    No! Really!? After all that banging his penis must be like a sharpened pencil by now!

  48. Galtacticus

    #47
    Remember what was left of Jon Gosselin’s penis! Is TW going the same direction?

  49. Rhialto

    This news is getting almost boring! The only thing what’s left,according to my Master Spooks,is that SEX TAPE. . . Ladies get it on the table!

  50. Nero

    #49
    Wow! Must be something like TW jumping around like a possessed madman on a blond-wigged skippy ball!

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