Tiger Woods banged his neighbor’s daughter

April 7th, 2010 // 61 Comments

Tiger Woods allegedly slept with his neighbor’s 21-year-old daughter just a few yards away from his own house, according to RadarOnline:

Coudriet is now 22 and recently confronted Tiger when all his mistresses were revealed because she was furious that she was just another conquest, according to the new issue of the National Enquirer.
The Enquirer says that Tiger and Raychel began making out within sight of his house while Elin was home. They then had sex in a private office Tiger keeps nearby.
And, staying true to his pattern with other women, Tiger texted Raychel repeatedly after their tryst. But, according to the report, she felt guilty about having sex with a married man and never got back together with him.

While I’d bet all three of my testicles this happened, I’m amazed it took this long for the “Tiger Woods is raping our daughters” narrative to kick in. Of course now it’s only a matter of time before he’s peepin’ in windows then helping Tom and Huck raft down the river to find Injun Joe.

I’m kidding. He’ll just steal our white women. (Halfway there!)

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  2. Manny

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  4. Smarm

    “7. pimp – April 7, 2010 1:09 PM

    this dipshit obviously never got laid before he got paid…”

    Well being that he was about fucking 12 when he got ‘paid’, genius…

    Shut the fuck up already

  5. this dipshit obviously never got laid before he got paid…”

    Well being that he was about fucking 12 when he got ‘paid’, genius…

  6. Way back before she became Barbies clone, she has bugged me since the moment I laid eyes on her. Not for how plain looking she naturally was but her personality is that of a dinner plate. I couldn’t tell you what Irked me about her but it is something way deep down inside her, underneath the plastic shell in the hallow depths of her soul.

  7. tiger woods number one

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    president jfk was a war hero and did not want a salary for being president he loved usa and i loved him putting him in the same boat as tiger is not right

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