Tiger Woods banged his neighbor’s daughter
Tiger Woods allegedly slept with his neighbor’s 21-year-old daughter just a few yards away from his own house, according to RadarOnline:
Coudriet is now 22 and recently confronted Tiger when all his mistresses were revealed because she was furious that she was just another conquest, according to the new issue of the National Enquirer.
The Enquirer says that Tiger and Raychel began making out within sight of his house while Elin was home. They then had sex in a private office Tiger keeps nearby.
And, staying true to his pattern with other women, Tiger texted Raychel repeatedly after their tryst. But, according to the report, she felt guilty about having sex with a married man and never got back together with him.
While I’d bet all three of my testicles this happened, I’m amazed it took this long for the “Tiger Woods is raping our daughters” narrative to kick in. Of course now it’s only a matter of time before he’s peepin’ in windows then helping Tom and Huck raft down the river to find Injun Joe.
I’m kidding. He’ll just steal our white women. (Halfway there!)