Less than an hour ago Tiger Woods delivered a press conference with about as much emotion as a quarterly stock report at a shareholders meeting. Which let’s be honest, was entirely what it was. Here are some of the highlights:
- Elin Woods was not there proving her moral code stops somewhere between gold-digging and prop wife.
- But Tiger’s mommy was there making me feel encouraged that my own mother will be at my press conference whenever somebody finds all the hookers I’ve been with. (Hint: Don’t look in the landfill.)
- A bunch of cold, dead words read by an unfeeling robot programmed for golfing and fucking.
- Some deflection about the paparazzi following his daughter to school. Because Tiger Woods just became famous in November.
- Money and fame made Tiger feel entitled to an unlimited pussy buffet. As it should, commie.
- Elin never attacked Tiger. EVER. Now everyone nod their head in agreement. She’s perched in the ceiling of the foyer like a ninja.
- A bunch of crap about being a role model to kids then saving them with his magic golf powers.
- Me realizing Tiger Woods somehow pulled off making Chris Brown’s YouTube apology to Rihanna look sincere.
I’m sure I’m missing a few points, but this thing was like taking two Xanax then listening to your grandfather describe toast.
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but let’s not forget:
………………………………..HE IS BLACK!!
This is the first time I have EVER commented on a news story.. but I have had it…
Everywhere we look in today’s society there is another product to make us look younger, sexier, more desirable. And yet it seems to be the man’s fault if it works. We are putting sex as the number one topic in movies, television, songs and internet.. you can’t get away from the “in-your-face” and subliminal messages in today’s media. So why is it such a shame when we find more and more men AND women having problems knowing what the limits are? And the dual standard is absolutely a shame… did the women who slept with Tiger not know he was married? OF COURSE NOT.. they knew what they were doing. SHAME ON AMERICA for being so angry at Tiger and so apologetic for the women.
The ONLY thing I blame Tiger for is his taste in tail.
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So #52 you can’t control yourself? Poor thing. You are just a man, right. Just a man. Do you want a hanky, sweetheart?
Tiger Woods is one of the greatest orators of all time.
No, this was pretty awful. I watched about 2 minutes on TV and gave up. I bet his notes looked like this:
(2:08) “I want to say to each of you, simply and directly (pause here, try to look all sad and troubled and shit)…I am deeply sorry…”
I don’t think I needed a live, spoken apology from him anyway. He’s not the president or anything. There could be some apology for failing as a role model, maybe a few magazine cover story’s. Then we wouldn’t have seen how phony it looked. Mostly he just needs to knock balls in holes.
Palin / Woods 2012
You could have worn a tie Tiger.
I could not watch Tiger’s entire apology. This is a personal matter. He’s morally flawed but did not commit a crime. He’s famous and horny and this is the way it is. If you want a loyal husband then marry someone not famous. Tiger should stick to cougars because we are great in bed and know how to keep a secret.
HE MAKES ME SICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!! POOR ELIN AND KIDS !!!!!!!! THEY USE TO LOOK SO HAPPY TOGETHER ….WHAT A LOOSER FOR DOING THIS TO HIS FAMILY …HE HAD IT ALL ….WHAT A SPOILED ROTTEIN PERSON !!!!!!!!!! GO AWAY TIGER ……BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#58 you sound like a lonely , desperate , miserable person ,, keeping a secret is not sexy , sleeping with someobnes husband ( famous or not ) is not sexy !!!! cougars in my opinion are lonely , desperate people trying to cover up how they truly feel about themselves by sleeping with married men and young boys to try and feel better about themselves but in the end you will still be lonely and desperate !!!!!!!!! DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO OUT AND STOCK UP ON DOUBLE A BATTERIES !!! YOUR GONNA NEED THEM
COUGARS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN LONELY, MISERABLE , DESPERATE OLD HAGS , TRYING TO MAKE THEM SELVES FEEL BETTER BY SLEEPING AROUND AND TRYING TO BE COOL !!!!!!! GO GET A VIBRATOR AND LEAVE THE MARRIED MEN ALONE !!!!!!!!!! KNOWINGLY SLEEPING WITH SOMEONES ELSES HUSBAND MAKES ANYONE CLASSLESS AND HEARTLESS!!!!!!!!!! # 58 YOU SOUND LIKEA REAL WINNER !!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!
Those are the most soulless eyes I’ve seen in a while.
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Did anyone watch his mom during the speech she looked at the floor just about the whole time. She is so ashamed of him. I think he was trying to keep it together. That’s why he looked like a robot. I still wouldn’t get back with him though. So many women and no protection, Elin come on!
gold digger? i thought elin came from a wealthy family also?
it seems to be the man’s fault if it works. We are putting sex as the number one topic in movies, television, songs and internet…..