Tiffany Trump Seems Fun. Also, There’s A Tiffany Trump?

I knew there’s an Ivanka Trump because I used to post photos of her giant breasts. And I know there’s a Donald Trump Jr. because John Legend just pissed in his face. But I had no idea there’s a Tiffany Trump, and apparently neither does Donald Trump because he forgot to mention her while thanking all of his children after winning Florida. Which is unfortunate for him because her Instagram makes me think maybe her dad should turn our country into a racist, fascist shitopia where you get shot in the street if you insult his hands. Which are beautiful, by the way, in case this whole election thing goes south. I wish mine were just like them.

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