T.I. probably hates snitches even more now

October 15th, 2007 // 104 Comments

Most of you probably heard about this over the weekend, but just in case, rapper T.I. was arrested on federal charges for having his bodyguard purchase machine guns for him. TMZ reports:

Authorities say the bodyguard admitted to purchasing about nine firearms for T.I. in the past and about 17 firearms for other people in the musician’s posse on previous occasions. The bodyguard claims the rapper gave him cash to purchase the guns, because T.I., as a convicted felon, was not able to legally buy firearms. The bodyguard was arrested last week trying to buy several guns. After his arrest, the bodyguard agreed to cooperate with authorities.

T.I., how did it get to this? I told you we were cool. There’s no need to build up an arsenal. First off, puny weapons are no match for me. It says so on my business card. Second, it’s in the past, man. Water under the bridge. But now you went and got yourself arrested by the police. I’d pour a forty on the ground for you, but I kind of drank it all. Malt liquor is bubbly, yo. Like soda pop. Did I just say “yo” back there? Yup. It’s official: I am wasted.

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  1. Dick Richards (wannabe ex-patriot)

    Man, Geoff. First, Bush doesn’t actually care about muslims, or the middle-eastern region. How do I know this? Because he nevers mentions the thousands of dead Iraqi civilians that live a modest life, exactly as you and I do. Secondly, “WMDs”, this was a farce created to get our country in to Iraq in the first place. How do I know this? Because of all the information that prooves, without a doubt, that Bushes administrastion lied to the American public, and entire World. Third, you make the claim that Clinton was a “rapist.” Bill Clinton is a rapist now? Okay. Did you know that Clinton is a fucking Rhode Scholar? He’s brilliant. So what if Mr-Bill enjoys getting his dick sucked. Clinton was just a politician. Everyone knew he lied, but, goddamn-it, he lied so good. Bush has this way of lying where he says the same lie over, and over so many times that it has to be true? And, Bush has killed three-thousand American soldiers, and countless Iraqis. Saddam may have been a brutal Dictator and all, but he had his country on lockdown. There was no secular violence when he was alive and in power. We have destablized Iraq to the point of self-destruction. I’m ashamed for you. The only reason there’s any insurgents there in the first place is because they feel the need to defend their righteous land from the infidels (us). And kill some fucking Sunnis now that there’s no one to stop them. What a mess. Over.

  2. Jade Muslims

    Can Black ppl be any dumber, i just can’t imagine so.

  3. Gloria

    Wow, that is great to see you here, i think girls on sugarcupid.com can bless you all.

  4. T.I has been sentenced today for 1 year and 1 day in prison for these charges.

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