Most of you probably heard about this over the weekend, but just in case, rapper T.I. was arrested on federal charges for having his bodyguard purchase machine guns for him. TMZ reports:
Authorities say the bodyguard admitted to purchasing about nine firearms for T.I. in the past and about 17 firearms for other people in the musician’s posse on previous occasions. The bodyguard claims the rapper gave him cash to purchase the guns, because T.I., as a convicted felon, was not able to legally buy firearms. The bodyguard was arrested last week trying to buy several guns. After his arrest, the bodyguard agreed to cooperate with authorities.
T.I., how did it get to this? I told you we were cool. There’s no need to build up an arsenal. First off, puny weapons are no match for me. It says so on my business card. Second, it’s in the past, man. Water under the bridge. But now you went and got yourself arrested by the police. I’d pour a forty on the ground for you, but I kind of drank it all. Malt liquor is bubbly, yo. Like soda pop. Did I just say “yo” back there? Yup. It’s official: I am wasted.
classic | October 15, 2007 at 12:02 pm
what a douche
max | October 15, 2007 at 12:03 pm
first, bitches!
sddsa | October 15, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Sucks for him, oh well he is an idiot anyways. your rich why the fuck risk your life for guns.
Once a piece of trash always a piece of shit.
Mick | October 15, 2007 at 12:07 pm
The key thing is, there’s no racial aspect to this whatsoever. Just none at all. Nothing. Color-neutral. Chance thing that he’s black. Purely random.
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 15, 2007 at 12:09 pm
PEOPLE ARE STILL INNOCENT UNTIL THEY HAVE HAD A TRIAL
We can not presume the Bodyguard is telling the truth..
Perhaps he is not.
What a shame if that guy’s career and life is ruined. He is so young with so much to live for
jrzmommy | October 15, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Hey look, it’s Black Zoolander! I think that’s his new “Magnum” look.
Guy | October 15, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Lol, black people :3
My first version got rejected, I wonder why.
justplainconfused | October 15, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Ok, what does T. I. stand for? Total Idiot? Inquiring minds want to know.
D. Richards | October 15, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Rappers are so fanciful. And great fodder. I do enjoy reading about millionaire playboy-fuckheads screwing their fortunes away by making some of the dumbest decisions posible. Does this doushe really need so many weapons? Of-course not. Wait, oh, yeah, T.I.’s probably in the midst of a grueling rap “feud” (He gotta watch he back). I wonder how he’ll blame the “man” for ‘dis fuck-up?
Auntie Kryst | October 15, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Miss Universe, STFU. His career and youth, jaysus spare us goddamnit will ya. He’s just another fucktard rapper.
Mrs. TI | October 15, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Who the hell is TI? and who gives it damn! Go see we own the night!
Rosie's Mustach | October 15, 2007 at 12:24 pm
You know this summer he was expecting the birth of his daughter and she was stillborn, they had picked out a name and everything.
His best friend and assistant was killed when he and his entourage went ta club and threw money into the croud from a balcony, as a gift for the ladies, the action angered male club goers who pursued T.I. and his entorage outside shots were fired and his best friend died infront of him.
I absolutely hate how whenver their is criminal news and the person is not white all these racist fucks sitting on their fat white asses take it as confirmation of their disgusting beliefs.
Can white middle class sheltered families who have absolutely no life experience that extends past their little back yard shut the fuck and stop pretending that they have a clue what this guys life has been like? When you’ve grown up in a safe little neighboorhood full of Mommies and Daddies and white picket fences you don’t have a clue about anything beyond the leave it to beaver life.
veggi | October 15, 2007 at 12:28 pm
10- nodding in approval.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 15, 2007 at 12:29 pm
I think it might be ‘Le Tigre.’
Who is this guy?
Is he like Fiddy? lol
http://www.zipperfish.com/toons/yaafm/yaafm-10-50-cent/#more-902
1MILF Hunter | October 15, 2007 at 12:29 pm
A rapper with guns? That’s a first.
LOLA | October 15, 2007 at 12:35 pm
HES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTTTT
Chris | October 15, 2007 at 12:37 pm
WONDERFUL POST BELOW. 100% perfect..
((((((((((((12. Rosie’s Mustach – October 15, 2007 12:24 PM
You know this summer he was expecting the birth of his daughter and she was stillborn, they had picked out a name and everything.
His best friend and assistant was killed when he and his entourage went ta club and threw money into the croud from a balcony, as a gift for the ladies, the action angered male club goers who pursued T.I. and his entorage outside shots were fired and his best friend died infront of him.
I absolutely hate how whenver their is criminal news and the person is not white all these racist fucks sitting on their fat white asses take it as confirmation of their disgusting beliefs.
Can white middle class sheltered families who have absolutely no life experience that extends past their little back yard shut the fuck and stop pretending that they have a clue what this guys life has been like? When you’ve grown up in a safe little neighboorhood full of Mommies and Daddies and white picket fences you don’t have a clue about anything beyond the leave it to beaver life.))))))
You know what Rosie’s Mustach?. You will be surprise to read this but I am an African and I am sick and tired of the backwardness of some of the so called ” whites” in America. I wonder the century these people are living with such a backward mentality. Besides,´note I put the “white” word in quote because no one is white. It is actually a means to make themselves feel contented that they meet up with the super characterictics of the African man. I am always reading all the backward, mean comments online and I can imagine what African Americans are undergoing over there. Don’t be surprise folks. Africa or Africans are not that backward as portrayed in your stereotype media. Keep it up Rosie’s Mustach. They probably not know the passive incidences that has shape T.I’s life. Thanks
Son of Dick Richards | October 15, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Yes, #5. From the information that I’ve been able to compile from countless hours trudging through all of the hippest hip-hop sites; is that T.I’s bodyguard was mad at Mr. T.I. for not giving him a bottle of “Cristal” on his birthday. Evidently, T.I. gives all of his employs Cristal on their birthdays, but forgot to give this body guard a bottle. The guard was so outraged that he had no other redourse but to make some shit up about T.I. having weapons. He also made that whole thing up about T.I. being a convicted felon. Actually, I now believe, that T.I. is just a figment of this very talented body guards imaginiation.
NewOrleansNegroSwimleague | October 15, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Yep, it’s because he’s black that this is happening. If he were white, then the Feds would have overlooked the fact that a Felon was attempting to purchass class 3 weapons and supressors (“silencers” for those with no clue). Are you kidding me? Once again the “Negro should be given a free pass for whatever Federal Law he/she broke” Has to show up and pull the race card. Let me guess, TI is now going to attempt to get into rehab, and then say he found god……….hahahahahaha……..snore….zzzzzzzzz T.I who?……..
Ript1&0 | October 15, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Wasted, huh? Wanna make out?
Don’t bring the machine gun, yo. That’s so not hot.
deddog | October 15, 2007 at 12:45 pm
regardless of all the comments… at the end of the day T.I. has millions to do with whatever he pleases. and by millions i mean 18 and 19 year old girls. he also has millions in his bank account. the people posting on this site?… probably not a pot to piss in. he’ll make a deal… get off with some jail time served, shake hands with powerful attorneys, and make his way back to fucking random girls and buying whatever the Hell he wants.
haha meanwhile most of the people commenting on this story still won’t have a pot to piss in… they’ll be rotting in the day to day routine of their paycheck to paycheck existence… haha
mr science | October 15, 2007 at 12:48 pm
There’s a basic logical confound here. You can’t automatically conclude that bad environments are causing bad behavior. I’m quite sure the inferior genetics of these tarbabies CAUSE their bad behavior, which in turn aggregates to form a generally unpleasant and crime-filled environment. So, basically these arguments are 100% correct, once you turn around the causality arrow.
Adam | October 15, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Never heard of this guy, who is he?
Guy | October 15, 2007 at 12:51 pm
&21
I would be more offended troll if you were not typing that in your moms basement.
Valerie hates talentless hacks | October 15, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Rappers, pfft! A dime a dozen. One less will make no difference.
No talent to be a rapper because obviously nobody listens to the lyrical content anymore. All you gotta do is lay some trax, get some no talent bimbo to do a few lalala’s, and have some even less talented douchebag with a big mouth to spout off some, ahem lyrics, lay down a sample and poof, more crap to filter out when trying to walk down the street.
You’re merely a puppet of someone elses production team. And what of his millions>>? Big fucking deal (douchebag!). Now it’s to be sqandered on legal fees, hangers on and babies mamas. So what he’s got millions; he’s got millions to lose. You can’t buy brains or else he wouldn’t be in the mess he’s in.
IKE | October 15, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Have you seen this guy? He weighs like 80 pounds. If anyone NEEDS a gun, it’s his scrawny little ass.
If you’re a guy and Michelle Rodriguez is a SERIOUS threat, then you need a gun.
(maybe she’s a poor choice – she’s a tough butch…..I meant bitch)
Shallow Val | October 15, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Miss Universe….
I got a fist here with your faces name on it….
Rosie's Mustach | October 15, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Thank you Chris.
I know it can be so disheartening but, there are good people out there who don’t presume to judge others and who don’t have a racist bone in their body. The term “white” is a ridiculous one I agree. I spent the early years of my life in Africa and I have incredible memories of my time there.
Take Care
give me your candy | October 15, 2007 at 1:01 pm
The racism on here is revolting. This website is called the superficial as in superficial jokes not a website for all the disgusting hateful racist comments.
Mr. Richards | October 15, 2007 at 1:03 pm
I’m sorry, #17, I realize that your entry was heartfelt and all, but I didn’t understand a word of it. Were you on Rosie’s side, or against her? You’re from Africa? Are you equating real Africans to American blacks? You mean to tell us that American blacks feel African pain? Are you telling us all that Africans living in Africa, are not in such a bad state as American white media leads everyone to believe?
You’re right, Rosie’s, T.I. should have the right to bare arms. His fucking daughter was still born! I mean, damn, if my Fifth child was born still, you better goddamn believe I would be collecting tens of weapons.
When I go out to the club, and throw money off of the balcony, I never worry about what anybody else might think. It’s perfectly natural to throw money in to a crowd. I wouldn’t even worry about getting shot or wounded for acting so fucking arrogant.
These entertainers, white-or black, make their own fucking beds. They sleep in their own filth. T.I.’s not fucking Malcom X or Martin Luther, the guy’s a fucking rapper. People like this continue to disrespect black culture. You honestly think they’re helping your cause?
Fuck, you don’t wanna get shot? Don’t act like a fucking prick. Don’t do things that you know, quintessentially, will make people target you. Black people need to do a lot of soul searching.
Dr. | October 15, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Wow absolutely brilliant. People can make racist stereotypical generalizations about others. Wow MENSA is going to call you any minute now geniuses. Get over yourselves.
RichPort | October 15, 2007 at 1:09 pm
What the fuck happened to the funny on this fucking site? You people are seriously doing wonders for my insomnia issues.
When ATF comes after you, you’re targeted. End of story. It of course helps to be Black and light-skinded. And he should have been arrested after his horrible perfomance in that stupid ass fucking ATL. He looks like a starving rat. Besides, this nothing like the time I had a shoot out in front on that McDonald’s on MLK just because I had on a red bandana and blue jeans, and I kept saying Miller Lite tastes great while that other fuckhead kept saying it was less filling. I mean, cmon! Who the fuck wears red jeans?
Paris Hilton's Penis | October 15, 2007 at 1:09 pm
#30. Michael Richards????
Get off the stage you freak everyone hates you talent less hack you’re not even a real comic. You racist douchebag.
Learn to read you brainless degenerate, Chris commended Rosie’s post. MORON. Did you even go to high school because you obviously skipped reading and comprehension.
NewOrleansNegroSwimleague | October 15, 2007 at 1:10 pm
#21 There is more to life than money and 18/19yr old girls. Millions in the bank will not help when you are looking at club fed for a minimum or 10rys per gun. The millions he does have in the bank will make his lawyer happy though, because that is who is going to end up with most of it anyways. When he get’s out of jail, broke, and the music industry has moved on, where will the “Quality” girls be then? There are more important issues out there that this young man needs to address, like staying out of jail and getting a real job. “Rappper” on a job application gets you a position pushing a broom.
Dick Richards | October 15, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Paris, Paris, Paris. The world’s my oyster.I should learn more. I need for you to teach me more. “Hack”, thanks? You know that I’m absolutely right. Now, Eat my shit, lol. I’m smarter than you could ever hope to be. Too delu.
Auntie Kryst | October 15, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Hey Rosie and Chris, I’m not always trying to be a dick. However, what a couple stupid shit posts. How dare white America comment! Why the hell not? Let every color comment on this dumbfuck.
Breaking the law is breaking the law. Shit you two are bringing in the race card. Should I feel sorry for Michael Vick for his upbringing? I suppose I should from your dumb rants. All I said is that he is a fucktard rapper doing stupid shit he knows better not to. Want to put a color to it? Be my guest. Fact is he’s a dumbshit. Wait sorry, I mean a multi-hued dumbshit.
havoc | October 15, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Never heard of him…..
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celebritard hunter | October 15, 2007 at 1:18 pm
If he was caucasian the issue of race wouldn’t even have come up, that is what is so fucked up. I really pity a lot of you. You can’t even see beyond race. It’s like a many of you have the mentality of a four year old. Ya he’s African American, no shit Sherlock have anything intelligent to say or anything actually funny? Are the posts with caucasian celbrities getting in trouble with the law ever riddled with racist comments? No, Never. Racist comments are never funny, you think you are clever because you can make asumptions based on a persons skin color? Most of us have eyes we can tell what color someone’s skin is try digging a little deeper and actualy saying something funny or inetresting , the racist comments are just revolting, unoriginal, unintelligent and pathetic.
Dick Richards | October 15, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Also, does Paris have a negroid penis? Just curious.
Rosie's Mustach | October 15, 2007 at 1:23 pm
#36. The “race card” was brought up way before I said anything by all the assholes who made this about his race and wrote racist comments, fuck can’t you even read. That’s why I felt the need to comment because sheltered little racist were making disgusting comments.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 15, 2007 at 1:23 pm
“You can’t buy brains or else he wouldn’t be in the mess he’s in.”
Weel said!
Rosie's Mustach's editor | October 15, 2007 at 1:24 pm
“I spent the early years of my life in Africa and I have incredible memories of my time there. I never knew I could fit something that big in my ass and pussy at the same time.”
Fixed.
p.s. It’s “moustache” as in, “The word moustache has an “e” at the end, not coincidentally like the word douche.”
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 15, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Weel? Nah. Well said. I am the Queen of Typos.
D. Richards | October 15, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Wait, Paris. I get it. lol. You think that I’m Michael Richards? That is truly hilarious. The names Dick. Dick Richards. No wonder you were just as confusing to me as that African dude. Call me, I’ll bust in your mouth.
InstantAsshat-AddFame | October 15, 2007 at 1:27 pm
As long as you’re not Denise Richards, cool by me.
Rosie's Mustach | October 15, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Wow you know you have no arguments left when you have to correct people’s spelling.
Perhaps there is a reason I spelled it that way.
Again *clap clap at the original jokes and comments. “Up the ass” joke, fuck wow the variations on that joke are only used every second on the internet.
Paris Hilton's Penis | October 15, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Wow it took you that long to figure out I was jokingly calling you Micheal Richards.
You insult that joke, not even being smart enough to realize it is a joke, and then you still refer to me as though I am actually Paris Hilton. Don’t you know that girl can’t even sign her own name. Come on.
Jim | October 15, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I work at an insurance company, boring job I know, that’s why I’m here. Anyway, all day I look over tables and crunch numbers about risk and how to minimize it. Which makes me know a cold, hard truth: kill all blacks today, right now, and crime would go waaaaaaaaaaaaaay down. Undeniable. Can’t be said of any other group. Sorry, liberal weepies, but I you can’t convince me to join you in your “rosie”-colored fake world (ya, I know, it’d be spelled “rosy” here but just sayin, maybe there’s a reason why you go by Rosie, other than the obvious horribly dull dig at an easy target).
celebritard hunter | October 15, 2007 at 1:35 pm
You people make me sick. the racist comments are revolting and sickening, but what is even sicker is the mentality that must lie behind them. You need to grow up you four year olds. Racist comments are never funny, never, ever, ever!
Now, I have a site where you can improve yourselves; where you can come up to the level of MY humanity, MY morality, MY purity of soul! Oh my GOD but I’m superior to you stupid stupid white trailer trash crackers!
You damn well WILL watch my video and you will never never EVER make fun of a black person again! PERIOD!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? Now . . . I have got to back to work . . . FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!
celebritard hunter
P.S. God! God damn, but you people are stupid!!!
Auntie Kryst | October 15, 2007 at 1:36 pm
@46 Middle class and wealthy African Americans are embarrassed by this behavior too. I’m sure citizens of every color generally don’t go buy machine guns to get over the loss of a stillborn child. Ohhh he has such difficulties in life. Get over it, he’s a criminal.