Thora Birch (the girl with the big boobs from American Beauty and Ghost World) apparently has the creepiest dad ever. During the shooting of The Winter of Frozen Dreams, her dad, Jack Birch, insisted he be present on the closed set so he could watch them shoot his daughter’s sex scene with Dean Winters. A source says:
“It was so wrong,” said one insider. “The director is saying, ‘Harder! Faster!’ and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up.” Jack Birch was on the set every day giving orders – even telling director Eric Mandelbaum where to place his camera so that Thora would look her best. Mandelbaum was about to shoot the first sex scene Monday when, “all of a sudden, the front door is being kicked in. Her father was threatening to kill the assistant directors. Then he threatens to pull her from the movie with three days of shooting left.” Making matters worse, a problem with the focus on the camera necessitated 14 takes. “It was the most bizarre, perverse scene,” said our witness. “One girl on the crew broke down crying.”
Sounds like my kind of guy. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see Thora Birch naked? Her boobs are huge. Plus she’s got grea — wait a second did you say her dad? *face slowly turns to horror and runs screaming into the distance*
I believe this is RICHPORT’s area of expertise – I will await his judgement in this matter.
So Jack Birch and our friends Woody Harden and (former NASCAR driver) Dick Trickle were sitting around the other day, and I asked him what the deal was with him hanging around his daughter’s sets during her sex scenes. He looked to the floor, the colour red started to rise in his cheeks and he cleared his throat and started,
“Well you see there’s that actor Dean Winters she was shagging and he’s just so cute and….”
At that precise moment a plane flew overhead, obscuring his next couple sentences but I could make out assorted words such as “ass” “pound” “browneye” and “lickalicious” he said. Harden and Trickle nodded their heads approvingly. I excused myself to go the washroom and on the way there I could hear something about circle jerks bandied about.
those are some of the saggiest boobs i’ve witnessed in awhile. i loved her in “now and then” but now i’m horrified!
Whoa those are low!
It’s easy to have big tits when you’re fat. Sorry but it’s true.
I lost a lot of weight awhile back and went to like 113 pounds. I had no boobies.
I am now back to what I think is around 125 or 130 and have my boobs back.
I would personally just like to once again go back to 120 and buy new boobies.
Looking just so is not easy.
She’s a pretty girl.
Oh and her Dad watching the sex scene is freaky as hell.
Wow, that IS fucked up. She needs to punch a hole in her dad’s face.
uummm. ok. pull her off the set? isn’t that chic like 25 or something around there? that is really weird for a dad to be doing. kinda makes you wonder. i really feel sorry for that girl.
The most disturbing thing I found out about the Birch family from IMDB is that there is a son, called BOLT.
Binky, WTF: Thanks for the notice.
JUST MY LUCK I get a Thora post and thanks to my old Mac’s browser, I can’t post most of the time.
O-o-o-hhhh yeahhhh
All of you bitching about fat, please get back to your pride parade…
….great big thighs on that girl when I was smitten by her in Ghost World…
Look at her face…she doesn’t even have to try…those boobs hypnotize, and ony begin the mystery and majesty…
“Thora” is the feminine of “Thor,” and “BOLT” is like a thunderbolt.
Oh yeah……..
Oh….baby……yeah…..
Now this website has class
another proud graduate of the
Creepy Joe Simpson School of Freaky Fathers
suma cum laude
Why just ONE pic? WHY????
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You can always tell who has flat chest amongst chicks – they are always the ones to lamant on how horrid big boobs are and how awful it is to look like a woman, instead of sporting a smooth chest with tiny man nipples …
Thora Birch is creepy. Didn’t your mothers wean you correctly?
thora is the result of 2 hardcore porn stars (her parents) so this all makes a whole lotta sense.
Think I’ll have my skin re-tacked on when I’m in for that corneal replacement…
Doesn’t anybody think its also strange/creepy that SHE lets him watch her make a sex scene??
If you were a 25 year old girl would you let you?
Shes probably just as fucked as him
ugh. yeah why didn’t she refuse to let him on set
why is a fat goth with granny tits hot, and jessica simpson considered hideous on this site? i must be taking crazy pills.
I would think that someone who gives mammograms should be so scared of breasts, probably should get another job? Just a suggestion…
hello miss,may I look up you skirt?
You can always tell who has big, droopy, veiny granny tits among girls because they wig out the minute someone suggests that big boobs might not actually be that attractive…
Generalisations are not cool kids. Some people have preferences that don’t include huge hooters.
Thora Birch was my first girlcrush, and I’d still bang her like a screen door.
She wanted her daddy to be in the room?
I think that family has issues, don’t you?
Im sorry but i dont care if her boobs are big, their fucking discusting,
after watching american beauty im happy that i have small boobs that arent lopsided and dont sag,
she needs to spend some money to get them redone
Boobs that sway and sag are real, not hard fake rocks!
Hers are killer!