Thomas Jane, or Tom Jane as he likes to be called, got picked up for DUI early yesterday morning. The star of The Punisher, and the only actor alive to make someone say, “Wow, I miss Dolph Lundgren,” was apparently trying to break the sound barrier when the California Highway Patrol stopped him, according to the AP:
The CHP says the 39-year-old actor was driving his black 2008 Maserati at 124 mph when he was stopped on Interstate 5 in Kern County early Monday morning. He was arrested on suspicion of DUI.
TMZ says Tom Jane failed several field sobriety tests and was also driving on a suspended license. Of course, it should be noted this guy is married to Patricia Arquette so he has a history of making astronomically stupid choices that no one should make unless there’s a gun to your head. Even then, really, how bad could permanent brain damage be? Heidi Montag seems to be doing alright for herself.
FRIST!!! | March 18, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Big deal. I gave ATM going 169.
What?
fergernauster | March 18, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Hey, SF. Patricia Arquette might be a stout midget, but she is a stout midget with one HELLUVA rack.
I’d say this criminal speeding-type guy is pretty damned lucky.
deacon jones | March 18, 2008 at 1:49 pm
rub rub rub one out
rub rub rub one out
jimbo, wanna join me? There’s room for both us guys here.
Doctordangerous | March 18, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Patricia Arquette is ridiculously hot in 2 movies (Stigmata and True Romace). I can beat off to her in both of those. Yes I am a straight man.
pointandlaugh | March 18, 2008 at 1:50 pm
wut? who is this douche?
kubi | March 18, 2008 at 1:52 pm
he’s Tom Jane
me | March 18, 2008 at 1:58 pm
i bet deacon jones has partied with this guy.
Seema | March 18, 2008 at 2:05 pm
He is hot. In a bulbous nosed kinda way.
veggi | March 18, 2008 at 2:11 pm
I just can’t believe this guy I’ve never heard of got a DUI!
NY Ted | March 18, 2008 at 2:19 pm
124 mph…is that all…??? Hell, he didn’t even have the Mas out of first gear!!!
AD | March 18, 2008 at 2:23 pm
The best thing this guy ever did was appear in Arrested Development
kubi | March 18, 2008 at 2:25 pm
He just wants his kids back
kubi | March 18, 2008 at 2:26 pm
He’s homeless; he’s gross
lipper | March 18, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I’m going to liquor him up and have my dirty way with of him.
mmmmmm.. and give him spankings for being a very very bad boy.
Chauncey Gardner | March 18, 2008 at 2:31 pm
He looks like Christopher Lambert, and has had about as impressive a career.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | March 18, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I screw like a 14 year old schoolboy… at about 124mph. I wonder if this is just a coincidence.
Captain-Insano | March 18, 2008 at 2:37 pm
This is the guy that played “The Punisher” in that movie that sucked hard a few years back. Who’s the punisher now jackass? The police, thats who! Hahaha…haha………ha…….oh. *goes to get vodka*
lipper | March 18, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Ok this guy bores me already. What about some images of Amy Winehouse’s nasty crack face? Now there’s good fun.
squirrel | March 18, 2008 at 2:51 pm
How does one go about punishing “”The Punisher”? Quite a conundrum.
Jimbo | March 18, 2008 at 2:55 pm
@3 Thanks deacon, I will pass..
deacon | March 18, 2008 at 2:57 pm
no worries jimbo. i’ve already rub rub rubbed it out. Now it’s just a sad little flap of skin. Not the 1 inch monster it is when I think of you.
Jimbo | March 18, 2008 at 3:13 pm
@21 I am glad to be of help even if I am not there.
lunch lady | March 18, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Tom shouldn’t be punished. He is just practicing so he can take back his role as Mickey Mantle in the new movie, 61(beers).
BarekyStearn | March 18, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Without a doubt, the most interesting component of this story is that this “C” list actor can afford a 2008 Maserati — I wish to hell I had his business manager: Obviously this guy stayed away from Bear Stearn stock…
BarelyStearn | March 18, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Without a doubt, the most interesting component of this story is that this “C” list actor can afford a 2008 Maserati — I wish to hell I had his business manager: Obviously this guy stayed away from Bear Stearn stock…
hardlythere | March 19, 2008 at 1:25 am
he beat my dui speeding record of 100mph … damn
Eric | March 19, 2008 at 2:18 am
I don’t know who this guy is, but maybe he decided to do 124 when he realized he was in fucking Kern County. I’d drive 124 with a suspended license, too, if it meant I’d at least get the fuck out of Bakersfield.
Mary | March 19, 2008 at 9:40 am
Mmmm, it is said he is dating online now. I saw him on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
last week. Good luck to his search.
Big Daddy | March 19, 2008 at 10:33 am
Punishing fuck
Badaxe | March 25, 2008 at 11:10 pm
The Punisher was an great movie!!!! the tools that didn’t like it, like the douche who wrote this article i’m sure loved Superman Returns! U fairy!
Tom is a great actor, and has more cash from it then all the lame posters here.
Check out his new movie The Mist!!! Get the black and white version!
new classic! freakin awesome flick!
Max | September 8, 2008 at 4:07 am
Hi,
Thomas Jane, or Tom Jane as he likes to be called, got picked up for DUI early yesterday morning. The star of The Punisher, and the only actor alive to make someone say, “Wow, I miss Dolph Lundgren,” was apparently trying to break the sound barrier when the California Highway Patrol stopped him, according to the AP: The CHP says the 39-year-old actor was driving his black 2008 Maserati at 124 mph when he was stopped on Interstate 5 in Kern County early Monday morning.
Max
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Max | September 8, 2008 at 4:08 am
Hi,
Thomas Jane, or Tom Jane as he likes to be called, got picked up for DUI early yesterday morning. The star of The Punisher, and the only actor alive to make someone say, “Wow, I miss Dolph Lundgren,” was apparently trying to break the sound barrier when the California Highway Patrol stopped him, according to the AP: The CHP says the 39-year-old actor was driving his black 2008 Maserati at 124 mph when he was stopped on Interstate 5 in Kern County early Monday morning.
Max
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Max | September 8, 2008 at 4:10 am
Hi,
Thomas Jane, or Tom Jane as he likes to be called, got picked up for DUI early yesterday morning. The star of The Punisher, and the only actor alive to make someone say, “Wow, I miss Dolph Lundgren,” was apparently trying to break the sound barrier when the California Highway Patrol stopped him, according to the AP: The CHP says the 39-year-old actor was driving his black 2008 Maserati at 124 mph when he was stopped on Interstate 5 in Kern County early Monday morning.
Max
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dui classes | May 17, 2010 at 1:50 am
Permanent brain damage indeed.
It seems he’s looking to get out of this world, permanently.