Thomas Jane, or Tom Jane as he likes to be called, got picked up for DUI early yesterday morning. The star of The Punisher, and the only actor alive to make someone say, “Wow, I miss Dolph Lundgren,” was apparently trying to break the sound barrier when the California Highway Patrol stopped him, according to the AP:
The CHP says the 39-year-old actor was driving his black 2008 Maserati at 124 mph when he was stopped on Interstate 5 in Kern County early Monday morning. He was arrested on suspicion of DUI.
TMZ says Tom Jane failed several field sobriety tests and was also driving on a suspended license. Of course, it should be noted this guy is married to Patricia Arquette so he has a history of making astronomically stupid choices that no one should make unless there’s a gun to your head. Even then, really, how bad could permanent brain damage be? Heidi Montag seems to be doing alright for herself.
Big deal. I gave ATM going 169.
What?
Hey, SF. Patricia Arquette might be a stout midget, but she is a stout midget with one HELLUVA rack.
I’d say this criminal speeding-type guy is pretty damned lucky.
rub rub rub one out
rub rub rub one out
jimbo, wanna join me? There’s room for both us guys here.
Patricia Arquette is ridiculously hot in 2 movies (Stigmata and True Romace). I can beat off to her in both of those. Yes I am a straight man.
wut? who is this douche?
he’s Tom Jane
i bet deacon jones has partied with this guy.
He is hot. In a bulbous nosed kinda way.
I just can’t believe this guy I’ve never heard of got a DUI!
124 mph…is that all…??? Hell, he didn’t even have the Mas out of first gear!!!
The best thing this guy ever did was appear in Arrested Development
He just wants his kids back
He’s homeless; he’s gross
I’m going to liquor him up and have my dirty way with of him.
mmmmmm.. and give him spankings for being a very very bad boy.
He looks like Christopher Lambert, and has had about as impressive a career.
I screw like a 14 year old schoolboy… at about 124mph. I wonder if this is just a coincidence.
This is the guy that played “The Punisher” in that movie that sucked hard a few years back. Who’s the punisher now jackass? The police, thats who! Hahaha…haha………ha…….oh. *goes to get vodka*
Ok this guy bores me already. What about some images of Amy Winehouse’s nasty crack face? Now there’s good fun.
How does one go about punishing “”The Punisher”? Quite a conundrum.
@3 Thanks deacon, I will pass..
no worries jimbo. i’ve already rub rub rubbed it out. Now it’s just a sad little flap of skin. Not the 1 inch monster it is when I think of you.
@21 I am glad to be of help even if I am not there.
Tom shouldn’t be punished. He is just practicing so he can take back his role as Mickey Mantle in the new movie, 61(beers).
Without a doubt, the most interesting component of this story is that this “C” list actor can afford a 2008 Maserati — I wish to hell I had his business manager: Obviously this guy stayed away from Bear Stearn stock…
Without a doubt, the most interesting component of this story is that this “C” list actor can afford a 2008 Maserati — I wish to hell I had his business manager: Obviously this guy stayed away from Bear Stearn stock…
he beat my dui speeding record of 100mph … damn
I don’t know who this guy is, but maybe he decided to do 124 when he realized he was in fucking Kern County. I’d drive 124 with a suspended license, too, if it meant I’d at least get the fuck out of Bakersfield.
Mmmm, it is said he is dating online now. I saw him on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
last week. Good luck to his search.
Punishing fuck
The Punisher was an great movie!!!! the tools that didn’t like it, like the douche who wrote this article i’m sure loved Superman Returns! U fairy!
Tom is a great actor, and has more cash from it then all the lame posters here.
Check out his new movie The Mist!!! Get the black and white version!
new classic! freakin awesome flick!
Hi,
Thomas Jane, or Tom Jane as he likes to be called, got picked up for DUI early yesterday morning. The star of The Punisher, and the only actor alive to make someone say, “Wow, I miss Dolph Lundgren,” was apparently trying to break the sound barrier when the California Highway Patrol stopped him, according to the AP: The CHP says the 39-year-old actor was driving his black 2008 Maserati at 124 mph when he was stopped on Interstate 5 in Kern County early Monday morning.
Max
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Hi,
Thomas Jane, or Tom Jane as he likes to be called, got picked up for DUI early yesterday morning. The star of The Punisher, and the only actor alive to make someone say, “Wow, I miss Dolph Lundgren,” was apparently trying to break the sound barrier when the California Highway Patrol stopped him, according to the AP: The CHP says the 39-year-old actor was driving his black 2008 Maserati at 124 mph when he was stopped on Interstate 5 in Kern County early Monday morning.
Max
california dui
Hi,
Thomas Jane, or Tom Jane as he likes to be called, got picked up for DUI early yesterday morning. The star of The Punisher, and the only actor alive to make someone say, “Wow, I miss Dolph Lundgren,” was apparently trying to break the sound barrier when the California Highway Patrol stopped him, according to the AP: The CHP says the 39-year-old actor was driving his black 2008 Maserati at 124 mph when he was stopped on Interstate 5 in Kern County early Monday morning.
Max
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Permanent brain damage indeed.
It seems he’s looking to get out of this world, permanently.