Photo Boy here with a slight hiccup in your normally programmed dick jokes as I’ll be filling in for Fish today. Like any good substitute that I can remember from grade school, I’d like to start the day out with a little gay experimentation. In a recent interview with The L.A. Times, Hung star Thomas Jane admitted to accepting sexual favors and experimenting with his sexuality as a struggling actor at a young age:
Hey, you grow up as an artist in a big city, as James Dean said, you’re going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don’t accept people’s sexual flavors. You know, when I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn’t have any money and I was living in my car. I was 18. I wasn’t averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?
Look, I think we can all relate to living in our cars and tossing a beeje out here and there for some McNuggets. Granted, I was parked in my parents’ driveway and had a full-time job but I wasn’t about to limit my future opportunities by not selling myself for sex. Or maybe I just wasn’t quite sure if I was gay or not because i hadn’t tried it out yet. What’s that? You say that’s a colossally stupid and insensitive viewpoint about homosexuality? The Punisher continued:
I don’t know. I think up to a point it’s a choice. But I’ll tell you what — it’s not a choice until you’re open enough to experience both male and female sexuality. Until you’ve tasted the food, you don’t know whether you’ll like it or not, as my mom always said.
In other words, dick was sort of like lima beans in the Jane household. I wonder what other childhood lessons got misinterpreted as encouragement for gay sex.
Don’t Talk Back = Handies behind the shed.
Clean Up Your Room = Naked leapfrog on the top bunk.
Brush Your Teeth = Bukkake.
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He makes an interesting point.
All teenagers should be required to walk on the wild side.
It will (1) allow them to openly confirm their sexuality choice, and
(2) maybe have a little less hate for those whose sexuality is different than their own.
Maybe you should be required to give it up for a entire prison block!
I have a block in might on Riker’s island . They love fresh meat , no sandwiches though .
Maybe a cigarette .
It’s D block. I’ve told them to expect you . Please shower and wear some cologne
He was caught cheating at a hotel last week. More on that article at www. C E L E B U R .com
In prison , they stronger inmates “require ‘ you to walk on the wild side . They call it anal rape as a polite term . After the sixth guy , it’s sorta boring actually .
Do you get a “reach around “?
Well gosh Pete, there are all kind of things people do sexually – various farm animals, hanging themselves, getting beat up, playing w/poop. Now of course if you haven’t tried them all, even if you have no interest in them, you are ‘close-minded’. So go on Pete, do it with a donkey while hanging from a noose covered in poop while being beat silly, and let us know how that works out for you.
Smitty has some teeth there. I like it.
die.
Pete forgot about sex with children. Gotta try those as a teenager to “openly confirm” one’s sexual biases, and have a little less hate for pedophiles, huh Pete?
What a load of cock gobbling bollocks. Smitty nailed it.
Big Problem: “REQUIRED?”
Let’s ignore the fact that statistically teenagers DO experiment. Always have, always will.
Then, let’s ignore the constitutional right to both freedom of choice and privacy.
Might I suggest that much of the hostility or hate YOUR particular brand of “open-mindedness” generates most likely comes from using words like “REQUIRED” while slapping us for not being “tolerant?”
My guess is that everyone is entitled to their opinion – as long as its yours…
Lighten up, Francis.
I’ll kill you, McPoop
Note to self: Don’t invite BE to my next party.
I apologize – that is backlash from having been assigned to two years of working side by side with the former president of his college GLAB division. FYI -Same stupid rhetoric…gotta this, gotta that, gotta, gotta, gotta. And if you’re thinking there were issues – well beyond me – you’d be right. Basically, he was assigned to me because they knew I’d find a way to make things work out. Which I did.
And BTW – I DO have gay friends and straight friends. Just not friends that think they have the right run everybody…
Mr. McPoop was talking to Francis Fratelli, Soyer.
And his damn toupee.
“Kiss one dick and everyone calls you a cocksucker. Amirite, Chris Brown?”
From when letting someone buy you a sandwich in exchange for sex it’s…you know…tasting different food?it seems quite like prostitution instead. it depends on the sandwich though.
I would not for tuna fish , or egg salad . A nice classic club and a root beer might just change my mind , and get me to drop my pants .
Wait, are we talking pitching a BJ and not catching? Is that really gay? Even the boys on The Sopranos were going to cut Vito some slack until Finn clarified that he was on the receiving end of the hummer. ; )
You gotta up the ante to at least an Italian meatball sandwich and a cup of coffee , followed closely with some cookies from a bakery . I know , I go gay all the time for that particular grocery list . I’m not gay ! NO ! Really ! Really not gay !
It’s a brave thing for any male actor to come out as bisexual.
Even though he wasn’t brave enough to actually make that pronouncement the message is clear.
Hope it was a good sandwich. Hope he also got a soda pop and maybe a side of chips too out of the deal.
Times have changes ! In my day , we used to take it up the ass for just a stick of gum!
MMMMMM, Grape soda and some fried chicken , and you can use any of my orifices
Does this mean that when I ask for a “foot long at Subway” I’m actually propositioning the guy who takes the order?
If you flutter your eyelashes at him at the same time, then yeah, you are. Cocktease.
ummm, dude is gay, no reason to hide behind the whole “I was poor living in a car” excuse. were the paragraphs above really necessary?
One swallow (not THAT kind!) doesn’t make a summer, and one – or several – sexual encounters with men doesn’t automatically make you gay. Yeah, I know the party line says that for men ‘bicurious’ really means ‘gay’, but I know someone who, when he was 18 was curious like Jane, who did try sex with men a few times but in the end realized he preferred sex with women.
And if you’re a man that sort of curiousity will, unfortunately, get you slammed in certain quarters so I can see the reason for economic justification. I think he has balls to be so open about it.
a sandwich for taking it up the ass ? (ass sandwich ?) Maybe it was roast beef?
In prison , they do it for a cigarette. It’s just the economy , dammit !
takes balls to admit shit like that, more power to him. hope he didn’t catch anything…. better it comes out this way than some piece of shit like martyn ratting you out to get his own name out there (hope he’s shanked for it, not that i’m a chris brown fan)
The whores downtown won’t do it for a sandwich . I know , I’ve tried . Maybe I need to look for whorier whores?
Off them a sandwich and a side salad , along with a nice soft drink . Thy’ll usually bend over right there . Lindsay Lohan requires at least a joint and an Italian bottled water .
It’s “bukkake”.
I know that’s nitpicking, but how often does one get to correct the spelling of that particular word? I could not resist.
You got to offer them a sandwich , chips and a dessert , like at least a Twinkie
The downtown whores usually want actual money . I can’t convince them to swallow for less than $20. Maybe a cookie assortment from the fancy deli would convince them to suck and fuck. This might bear researching….
Fuckin Scoop Away ad is creepy.
Great. Thanks for ruining it for me. I liked this guy in a few movies. Deep Blue Sea and that other one.
Why is buddy hawking his feet?
And again foot hawking.
giving a blow job to an old guy, for a sandwich?
a very unlikely scenario.
2 big Hollywood gay executives, spot cute desperate kid, walking the strip. They offer to take him home in their Land Rover, pass him a joint,they mention how he would be perfect for a show they are developing, and that he should come read the script. Drive up to a Mc Mansion and kid has to shake hands with 8 other old guys, who’ve always wanted to have sex with an underage boy.They video tape it, and offer him HUNG.A star is born.
HUNG.
Uh, you do know that 1) this happened about 24 years ago and that 2) 18 isn’t “underage”, right?
the SEMANTICS of age and time bother you??? the fact that this barely legal kid is having sex with guys 4 times his age, are lost on you? Don’t have kids..oh, no, have them them..I’d like to baby sit them. I have candy :)
In the first place, I have no fucking idea how “a guy” somehow morphed into some predator “4 times his age” – you’re actually referencing what YOU wrote in your little fantasy, not the facts as presented, so check out THAT semantic which you unbunch your knickers. Use tongs, because they’re pretty far up there.
Secondly, if you’re an able-bodied 18 year old guy – even if you’re homeless and living in your car – there really are other options open to you other than accepting food for sexual favors, so you do have to look at whether Jane used the situation a little. I actually think he’s being a tad disingenuous because if you have a car in LA there’s always messenger services that will hire, and he
freely admits: “I was exploring my sexual identity. And probably because of my middle-class, white, blue-collar upbringing, I would have never had the opportunity to confront some of my own fears and prejudices had I not been hungry enough to be forced to challenge myself in that way.”
So he doesn’t exactly come off as some little broken blossom being taken advantage of, but someone of LEGAL AGE who made a decision that he seems to be perfectly OK with today. Don’t have kids if you can’t stand the idea that they might have sexual impulses of their own, and in directions that you might not always agree with.
So a lot actors would’ve kept their sexual dignity if Unemployment benefits was not below a third world country? Am I reading this right?
………..that’s why AIDS & HERPES are his, folks!!
Seriously… I’ll kill you.
Get in fucking line.
dabble: to work at anything in an irregular or superficial manner: eg. to dabble in literature.
So Anthony Kiedis dabbles in sustainable fish, this guy dabbles in wang…?
Note to self – never use the word “dabble” again.
Nasty motherfucker!
*Takes off jacket, removes shoes, loosens tie, unbuttons* Take five, guys. I’m gonna get myself a refill.
well at least it wasnt nathan fillion.
internet saved.
I would suggest that there is a positive message for young adults in this disclosure: suck a dick and someday you can portray Mickey Mantle in an HBO movie. If you do not possess such ambition then at least preserve your self-esteem by demanding nothing less than Sizzler. I’m sorry but a corn beef on rye is setting your sights too low.
I’m sure everyone in Hollywood knew this already. How do you think they were able to get a big star like John Travolta to be in “The Punisher?”
“There can be only one”….what wrong guy?
Why is he holding a Fleshlight?
This is not surprising to me.
Did ya’ll ever see the movie “The Velocity of Gary”?
There was some pretty hot man action going on.
:-)
dawdles in sustainable meat….
I’m changing my name to Sodomy_Is_For_Everyone.
I admire him for his candor, he’s got a pretty good concept of being comfortable with your sexuality.
Also I think we need to put him in a gay S&M porn and call him The Punisher. Yep. Apologies if one of you other fine commenters already said that, but I’m lazy and I ain’t gonna read what come your words say.
A man will do anything when he just wants his kids back.
hahahah for some reason your post immediately made me think of mel gibson shouting “GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!”
I just want my kids back!
A+ for Arrested Development references
Prostitutes have a much harder time running after you for that sandwich you promised without their shoes!