This’ll wake you up.

Does Richie Rich actually design clothes? I ask because it seems like every single one of his fashion shows revolves around Pamela Anderson showing everyone where the hepatitis is. Maybe I’m just ignorant of the inner-workings of the fashion industry, but I’m pretty sure he hasn’t designed a single thing since he found the magic flute that controls Pam’s every move. “Shit, fashion week already? Damn you, mimosas! *doot a loot toot ootle loot* Nipples. Stage. GO!”

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