This’ll wake you up.

February 18th, 2010 // 104 Comments

Does Richie Rich actually design clothes? I ask because it seems like every single one of his fashion shows revolves around Pamela Anderson showing everyone where the hepatitis is. Maybe I’m just ignorant of the inner-workings of the fashion industry, but I’m pretty sure he hasn’t designed a single thing since he found the magic flute that controls Pam’s every move. “Shit, fashion week already? Damn you, mimosas! *doot a loot toot ootle loot* Nipples. Stage. GO!”

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Comments (104)

  1. hmna | February 18, 2010 at 10:32 am

    Let me be the first to say that is a fabulous way to start the day.

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  2. Anon | February 18, 2010 at 10:35 am

    She’s so gross now, eck!

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  3. guest1 | February 18, 2010 at 10:36 am

    Well the body is still there

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  4. Lance | February 18, 2010 at 10:37 am

    If you didn’t know who she was and what she has, you’d think that’s a pretty in shape older woman. Can we say cougar?

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  5. Catani | February 18, 2010 at 10:43 am

    Say what you say…..I’d still do her. After all she is still quite hot. Even though she’s a skank of course….VD? I’d wear a condom from head to toes …but I’d still do her. Anyone else that says otherwise…..is just a lonely internet loser..Peace

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  6. amanda | February 18, 2010 at 10:43 am

    i think she looks great for 40, especially w/her health probs.

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  7. The Only Hetero Male In this Joint | February 18, 2010 at 10:44 am

    Fifth! ….and I will also take the fifth on this mess….or drink a fifth to stomach it

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  8. Tim the Toolman Taylor | February 18, 2010 at 10:49 am

    Remember when she used to be smokin’ hot on Tool Time?

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  9. Boodiba | February 18, 2010 at 10:50 am

    She actually looks pretty good in these shots.

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  10. girlguy | February 18, 2010 at 10:52 am

    How in the world does she keep a body like that? Does she pump it up and smooth it out daily in some secret spa/doctor’s office? The face/makeup is beginning to show the years, but I gotta say…that body rocks! And I’m not referring to the feel of those implants.

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  11. Jade | February 18, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Nice body for her age but damn she has a butterface ………wtf happened..just sayin..

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  12. Kitty Furry | February 18, 2010 at 11:02 am

    def nice bod for the age (no kids i think)..SHWIIIIPE!..butterfaces can get it too tho

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  13. Richport's Ghost | February 18, 2010 at 11:10 am

    That face has to go.

    I’d say she looks awful here, but it’d be like saying that water is wet.

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  14. man o man | February 18, 2010 at 11:11 am

    I’d still hit it…. but then again im a pig that way..

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  15. SO RIGHT | February 18, 2010 at 11:15 am

    She could be beautiful, if she’d just hose off all the make-up and tone it down a bit. Good God.

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  16. A product of the planet of the apes | February 18, 2010 at 11:18 am

    To me, she looks hotter here than she has in a long while. I applaud. And I would fuck. Thank you.

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  17. AmericanWhiteTrash | February 18, 2010 at 11:25 am

    She would look great if the bitch would stop dressing like a hooker…or is that from White Snake videos back in the day? Loosing the crazy would also help…

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  18. wonkavision | February 18, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Trash. She looks like a clown, old and haggard…those fake tits are not appealing.
    Those new blow up sex dolls/robots look better than this mess.

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  19. HAHA!!! | February 18, 2010 at 11:32 am

    I’d still eat the beave!!!!!

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  20. lynn332 | February 18, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ co–m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

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  21. Ego | February 18, 2010 at 11:36 am

    if you get rid of the ridiculous makeup, hepatitis, and hose her down with Lysol and she’d be a smokin cougar. Regardless, I’d wreck that

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  22. theymakeacreamforthat | February 18, 2010 at 11:57 am

    She looks a lot better here than she has for a while. What is that wart looking thing on her neck, though?

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  23. G&T | February 18, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    If every woman in her 40s looked like that, nobody would care about 20 year olds!!!!

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  24. joho777 | February 18, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    Poor Pamela, you can see how old and tired she is, just look at her eyes.

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  25. aweosme | February 18, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    FIRST!!$!!$!

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  26. I'm Obama and I approve... | February 18, 2010 at 12:17 pm

    Hep C or not…I’d tax it!!

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  27. drewjewaw | February 18, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    disgusting

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  28. Pernacchia | February 18, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    Is she the new AARP spokesmodel?

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  29. joe littlecock | February 18, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    Wow!!! Pic 8 Didn’t know she was a saints fan….

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  30. WTF?!? | February 18, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    Ho-ly SHIT-FUCK!

    Take these pictures away before they burn out….

    Damn you. You’ve destroyed my unborn children’s eyes. You will rot in hell for posting these.

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  31. Veronica | February 18, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    does she not have ANY people in her employ telling her this is a bad idea?

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  32. sunshine | February 18, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    Richie Rich = Gay Porn fashion models + one old silicone babe

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  33. Doc Schweinstrudel | February 18, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    eeew. See that’s every “real man’s” dream!

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  34. Dick Snot | February 18, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Hey girls, want to see what that cool tribal tattoo or tramp stamp will look like in 20 years? Check out Pam. Sexy, huh?

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  35. cp | February 18, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    grow up…. there are age appropriate ways to be seductive and sexy without looking like a clown.

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  36. Krys | February 18, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    I love her old, trashy ass,
    She’s ancient, has 2 kids, and used to get beat in more ways than one by Tommy Lee. All things considering, she looks great. Of course she’s filthy, but she always has been. Now that she’s older, everyone acts all offended. Whatever.

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  37. The Dipstix Crew | February 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    We are all over here, trying to figure out how old she is…just googled it, anybody care to guess?

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  38. M | February 18, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    She actually looks really good.
    But I concur with taking it easy on the makeup.
    Pam, you’re beautiful. You don’t need to cake it on!

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  39. Vlad | February 18, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    She looks like shit. I think I’m going to barf. Not the way to start the day. Thanks Superficial, asshole.

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  40. Holly Weird | February 18, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    This is not….I repeat absolutely freaking not the pride of Vancouver. She is a dirty whore.

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  41. zooey | February 18, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    scary beyond words. i find nothing more pathetic than seeing a fake, once beautiful woman unable to deal with the process of aging. don’t you realize you’ve just added at LEAST 20 years to your looks?

    mazel babe… truly horrendous.

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  42. sasha | February 18, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    I’d say her body looked fabulous but those bolt on huge tits look disgusting. If she had the implants taken out, she’d at least be hot from the neck down.

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  43. eastcoastgirl | February 18, 2010 at 4:30 pm

    Pam, Stop, Just Stop.

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  44. tom | February 18, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    I think that fellow with her is a male gay!

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  45. Sport | February 18, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    OK #38 – we know you are Randal.

    She has been fucking hideous for 10 years. Look at her Playboy pre-tits pictures and you will see she *WAS* a very pretty girl.

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  46. Sport-tropS | February 18, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    @Sport #45

    Thanks for noting that. She was indeed seriously awesome before she added the balloons. :( Naturally beautiful.

    Her bod is still nice other than for the fake ones but she looks bad here and no ring strobe or anything would help. The eye makeup makes her look 10 years older.

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  47. CM | February 18, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    She looks better than most recent pictures, mostly because she vaguely resembles a human being. It’s just sad that they have to burn all those perfectly good men after each one of these shows.

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  48. Daniel | February 18, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    I am still wanking on Pam regulary and I would fuck her 5 times a day, yeaaa!

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  49. Daniel | February 18, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    I am still jerking off to Pam regulary and I would fuck her all day long, yeaaa!!

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  50. Sarah | February 18, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    @6 I thought she was in her 50s?

    Either way…her body is AMAZING! I think she would look much prettier without the makeup but maybe it’s just over the top for the fashion show.

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