Because it worked out awesome for J-Woww, there’s nude photos of Snooki being shopped around. Of course. RadarOnline reports:
The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.
Serious question: How will people know it’s Snooki and not those nude photos of Gary Coleman floating around? No, really, I look at naked people all day and even I’m not sure I didn’t just post pics from the episode of Diff’rent Strokes where Arnold tries on Mrs. Garrett’s clothes.
Hence the term Road Lizard.
This chick is so GROSS. I am mesmerized by how unattractive she is. That nose… Those floppy weird lips… The mustache, chin, and teeth. Yuck! She needs to get the number to Heidi’s doctor, STAT!
@#47- It’s not just you.
They could take a picture of a basketball with a cheap wig and no one would tell the difference.
I no the muppets are back but I didn’t know Kermit and miss piggy
had a kid name snooki .
This girl is so ugly Tiger Woods would not have sex with her.
She looks like a younger, white chick from Ashford and Simpson. Same weird shoulder hump thing going on.
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Goddamn. Another fucking pig.
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Fish! Wassup with all the posts with gross excuses for chicks?! First I see that Coco cunt. Then it’s that goddamned country-ghetto Crapney. Now it’s this fugly bitch.
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Can’t a guy come on one of his favorite sites without having that shit come up?
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Snooki or the wall socket? Um….give me something to bite on. This is gonna be a jolt! What a dog….
There are no naked pics. These two girls (J-woww and Nicole) used an advertising tactic in paying tabloids to spread false reports of naked photos of them being shopped around. Any nude photos, everyone knows, draws a lot of publicity, and the second season of Jersey Shore is coming up. Notice how a lot of the tabloids pimp their second season at the end of the alleged nude photos post! haha
Ah, the anonymity of the Internet! Where we can remain faceless and no one can see the reality that many of those posting are either single, chubby themselves, or date someone who’s physique is quite unlike that of one Miranda Kerr. So many of you happily pleasure your significant other, who may weigh north of 130 pounds herself, while remaining too timid to approach those women you feel are “deserving” of your attention.
Yes, many will holler and scream and insist they “bang supermodels” routinely. Of course you do.
And, yes, I’d hit it.
She is pretty! I want to see a video of her. Is there any video of her’s in YouTube?
Naked pictures of Snooki? I would write more, but I am too busy repeatedly slamming the refrigerator door shut on my penis. Ooops, just threw up a little in my mouth, too!
Warwick Davis is the Great Photographer. I think he is doing all these things for the Promoting him and Snooki.
Don’t dis Wicket man. Come on.
She has boobs on her back, click my name:
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/bfm_gallery/2009/12/screenshots_of_the_cast_of_mtvs_jersey_shore/gallery_enlarged/gallery_enlarged-snooki-jersey-shore-punched-photos-12172009-05.jpg
She looks as cheap as the fur she is wearing
Why do you do this to us? Have we wronged you? Are you mad at your parents and taking it out on us? For the love of god, no more troll pictures.
Thank you and have a nice day.
aaaahahahahahah COACH. how poor.
Please, no more posts about this nobody. Let her fade away already.
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well obviously shes doing something right . all of yew hating bastards took out time in ur lives to talk shit about her … EPIC FAIL! if i dont like someone im not gonna sit here and talk about them …LOSERS! i fuckin love snooki! shes a diva and she doesnt give a damn what anyone has to say about her . u guys may not noe it … but ANY PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY! yew all are making her famous . shes a beautiful young lady who does what the fuck she wants . so what if shes thick … who likes a skinny bitch anyways?! SNOOKI I LOVE YEW *fist pump* <3
well obviously shes doing something right . all of yew hating bastards took out time in ur lives to talk shit about her … EPIC FAIL! if i dont like someone im not gonna sit here and talk about them …LOSERS! i fuckin love snooki! shes a diva and she doesnt give a damn what anyone has to say about her . u guys may not noe it … but ANY PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY! yew all are making her famous . shes a beautiful young lady who does what the fuck she wants . so what if shes thick … who likes a skinny bitch anyways?! SNOOKI I LOVE YEW *fist pump* <3
Wheres these photos?
What IS that thing?
It has a cute fur shrug and ugly fake Coach bag, though…
i know she is NOT flashing that .. probably.. fake COACH bag around like its the new Hermes??!!! she is a fat disgusting pig, she can suck pickles all the way to her 15 minutes of fame if she wants to but shes still trash.. she makes paris and kim look like the freakin madonna.
What IS that thing?
In pics 1 and 2 I think you can see Ms. Skanki’s industrial strength undergarment peeking out from under her skirt…
And if it ever gives way, everybody better run for fuckin’ cover-
“One wafer thin mint, Mister Creosote?”
All you rubes with nothing better to say than “I’d hit it” can all go to hell. “Hey ya’ll are fags, I’d hit that…look at me, I’m a real man who luuuuvs womens!” BS. You’re all so desperate you’d drill your own mothers if they gave you a whirl.
That uber-skank put the slow drips in gonorrhea! Looks like the type who can’t even manage a good BJ. Utterly worthless and only a few value meals from coming completely unglued.
Warwick Davis with Tits
LOL that’s a good one