“He would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came up the next morning. But he wasn’t a healthy guy. He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night. I am not really sure rehab for sex addiction will help him,” Jolie told Page Six yesterday.
“Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal,” the wannabe author says. “He likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys. By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.”
So basically Tiger Woods likes to pretend he’s James Bond. Who the fuck doesn’t? The other day I shot a stripper with a cuff-link dart. Okay, maybe I roofied her drink then made “pew pew” sounds while holding my wrist, but my point is the bouncers laughed when they tossed me out. Anyway, long story short, naked woman is right: Tiger Woods can’t be cured – because he’s normal.