This naked woman says Tiger Woods will never change.

January 28th, 2010 // 50 Comments

Seen here in the pages of Playboy like a good, credible woman, Loredana Jolie thinks Tiger Woods stint in sex rehab won’t solve anything. Page Six reports:

“He would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came up the next morning. But he wasn’t a healthy guy. He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night. I am not really sure rehab for sex addiction will help him,” Jolie told Page Six yesterday.
“Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal,” the wannabe author says. “He likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys. By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.”

So basically Tiger Woods likes to pretend he’s James Bond. Who the fuck doesn’t? The other day I shot a stripper with a cuff-link dart. Okay, maybe I roofied her drink then made “pew pew” sounds while holding my wrist, but my point is the bouncers laughed when they tossed me out. Anyway, long story short, naked woman is right: Tiger Woods can’t be cured – because he’s normal.

Photo: Playboy
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  1. Steeeeeve

    Nice Clam… FIRST!

  2. Dura

    I have no clue who she is but I do know she’s hot.

  3. eddy

    Somehow I think she threw in the thing about the gay lapdances just for shock value, but if it were going on, is that *so* abnormal? None of those fantasies sound too odd to me. Now if he had a diaper fetish or a golfclub penetration fetish or he had a tiger fursuit I’d be…. well, hm, even then, we’re talking about Tiger Woods here.

  4. will

    I bet this dumb whore couldn’t even tell you who the president is…

  5. Max Planck

    Very nice painting.

  6. friendlyfires

    Tiger who? Excuse I was too busy being distracted. When can I make her a mommy?

  7. Richard McBeef

    @6 – as soon as your testis descend.

  8. compass

    well, i know i need to change……..

    MY UNDERWEAR!

    but it’s because i shat them. it’s sad, really.

  9. mamamiasweetpeaches

    #3 had me cracking up. I can imagine him Tiger, not #3) in one of those Tony The Tiger mascot suits chasing girls around with a golf club. He has you like on the floor while he aims golf balls at your vag hopin to get a hole in one.

    How many hos tonight, Mr Woods? “FOUR!” (get it? Golfers like to scream “Fore”?! I crack myself up.

    Yet another worthless whore in the Tiger Pile.” Oh he was so disgusting and kinky…but he was famous so I did it”. Blech!

  10. mamamiasweetpeaches

    #3 had me cracking up. I can imagine him Tiger, not #3) in one of those Tony The Tiger mascot suits chasing girls around with a golf club. He has you like on the floor while he aims golf balls at your vag hopin to get a hole in one.

    How many hos tonight, Mr Woods? “FOUR!” (get it? Golfers like to scream “Fore”?! I crack myself up.

    Yet another worthless whore in the Tiger Pile.” Oh he was so disgusting and kinky…but he was famous so I did it”. Blech!

  11. Phil Mickelson

    He’s not a healthy guy – she’s right. Just look at him. He looks really unhealthy. You want healthy? John Daly! Epitome of the perfect PGA athlete.

  12. I’m sure what she said was really important.

  13. tiger is just a guy that was trying to OD on sex.

  14. Two words: BUTTER FACE

  15. havoc

    I really don’t care about anything except her little landing strip.

    And landing on it…..

    .

  16. damn ! The words “rehab for sex addiction” and the photo of that blonde just do NOT go together !!

  17. dude

    Richard McBeef @#7! Nicely played sir! That was PERFECT

  18. antoine

    I believe her!!!

  19. Wacker

    More pics Please!!! She gets a good wack.

  20. nuno

    i just wanna lick your smelly pussy all day

  21. IKE

    Playboy sucks!! You can’t tell if it’s skin or plastic cause she’s sooo photoshopped and airbrushed. Met-Art is the new Playboy! (Not that I ever look at any of that stuff, I’ve just heard this….ya know? Just sayin’…)

  22. Mr. Obvious

    Wait… 9PM to sunrise, what’s weird about that? That’s pretty normal actually. Given the chance most guys can do it all night. All you need is a lot of water and a little cat nap here and there. I don’t know if I can do that anymore.

  23. oooaaahhh

    Is that landing strip bent soiza or kentucky blue?

  24. Rhialto

    Unlike president Obama,doesn’t TW like change!?

  25. Peter Griffin says...

    Long blonde hair, fake rack, collagen lips, and a belly percing. How original. You don’t see THAT every day.

    Meh…nothing special about her that I couldn’t find at the local jiggly bar.

  26. timmy the dying boy

    Loredana? WTF kind of name is Loredana?

    She’s Tiger’s style, all right: blond, big ‘uns, and dumb as a sack of doorknobs.

  27. zoeyboey

    Ha, normal for a black guy

  28. I knew that ape liked men too.

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  30. I've got a crush on the GW

    She certainly looks like an expert in freaky sex….so she must be telling the truth.

  31. I dont buy all this there is no way he had all these woman on the go he would have had zero time for his golf I mean how many have come out now 10

  32. perfact body!!!

  33. it’s never too late to change
    of course tiger

  34. Jonathan

    “He likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys. By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.”

    WTF does that last sentence mean? Does it mean Tiger likes guys dancing with other guys? Or girls dancing with other girls like they do with guys.

  35. who dat

    This woman is near perfect physically. No wonder he was banging her so long.Tiger must have been mentally impaired. He had a chance to fuck this one exclusively. Yet he chose many of those other nasty hos he banged.

  36. Brian

    Hahaha—his strange, strange sexual fantasies: likes being in control, likes girl on girl, and is maybe a little bisexual. HOW SHOCKING!

  37. laurente

    this is so stupid
    like this fake plastic broad
    she does not have the perfect body
    they airbrushed the perfect body
    she looks like a billion broads in LA
    all fake hair lips nose and tits and then PLAYBOY
    airbrushes the hell out of them
    and who cares what this gal says

  38. Kathleen

    @36: Have you seen Tiger’s wife? She is beautiful and perfect physically as well!

  39. arealcad

    Who the hell would want a normal fantasy, anyway?

    “My fantasy is to have man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick sex with the lights out and finish before Letterman finishes his Top 10 list.”

  40. Peter Griffin says...

    @38…THANK you.

    Maybe this stripper looks good in Ohio but out West, you see women who have had 2-3 children who blow this skank away.

  41. NoMoHoes

    This bitch came to the party late
    So now she has to one-up all the other bitches.
    Lame!

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  43. paolo

    i dont believed her..maybe she wants woods not to recover for her to make fool woods again..lol….anyway you can check this out..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBB4x8GYxsU

  44. paolo

    i dont believed her..maybe she wants woods not to recover for her to make fool woods again..lol….anyway you can check this out..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBB4x8GYxsU

  45. sebastianudo

    jajajaja el que escribe es un genio

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  47. Tiger may never change but I’d certainly consider for her!! LOL

  48. I’m partial to brunettes, but she’ll do for my 9 hour sex romp.

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