Seen here in the pages of Playboy like a good, credible woman, Loredana Jolie thinks Tiger Woods stint in sex rehab won’t solve anything. Page Six reports:
“He would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came up the next morning. But he wasn’t a healthy guy. He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night. I am not really sure rehab for sex addiction will help him,” Jolie told Page Six yesterday.
“Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal,” the wannabe author says. “He likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys. By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.”
So basically Tiger Woods likes to pretend he’s James Bond. Who the fuck doesn’t? The other day I shot a stripper with a cuff-link dart. Okay, maybe I roofied her drink then made “pew pew” sounds while holding my wrist, but my point is the bouncers laughed when they tossed me out. Anyway, long story short, naked woman is right: Tiger Woods can’t be cured – because he’s normal.
Steeeeeve | January 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Nice Clam… FIRST!
Dura | January 28, 2010 at 1:35 pm
I have no clue who she is but I do know she’s hot.
eddy | January 28, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Somehow I think she threw in the thing about the gay lapdances just for shock value, but if it were going on, is that *so* abnormal? None of those fantasies sound too odd to me. Now if he had a diaper fetish or a golfclub penetration fetish or he had a tiger fursuit I’d be…. well, hm, even then, we’re talking about Tiger Woods here.
will | January 28, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I bet this dumb whore couldn’t even tell you who the president is…
Max Planck | January 28, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Very nice painting.
friendlyfires | January 28, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Tiger who? Excuse I was too busy being distracted. When can I make her a mommy?
Richard McBeef | January 28, 2010 at 1:59 pm
@6 – as soon as your testis descend.
compass | January 28, 2010 at 2:04 pm
well, i know i need to change……..
MY UNDERWEAR!
but it’s because i shat them. it’s sad, really.
mamamiasweetpeaches | January 28, 2010 at 2:08 pm
#3 had me cracking up. I can imagine him Tiger, not #3) in one of those Tony The Tiger mascot suits chasing girls around with a golf club. He has you like on the floor while he aims golf balls at your vag hopin to get a hole in one.
How many hos tonight, Mr Woods? “FOUR!” (get it? Golfers like to scream “Fore”?! I crack myself up.
Yet another worthless whore in the Tiger Pile.” Oh he was so disgusting and kinky…but he was famous so I did it”. Blech!
mamamiasweetpeaches | January 28, 2010 at 2:11 pm
#3 had me cracking up. I can imagine him Tiger, not #3) in one of those Tony The Tiger mascot suits chasing girls around with a golf club. He has you like on the floor while he aims golf balls at your vag hopin to get a hole in one.
How many hos tonight, Mr Woods? “FOUR!” (get it? Golfers like to scream “Fore”?! I crack myself up.
Yet another worthless whore in the Tiger Pile.” Oh he was so disgusting and kinky…but he was famous so I did it”. Blech!
Phil Mickelson | January 28, 2010 at 2:16 pm
He’s not a healthy guy – she’s right. Just look at him. He looks really unhealthy. You want healthy? John Daly! Epitome of the perfect PGA athlete.
Cam Girls Video Chat | January 28, 2010 at 2:36 pm
I’m sure what she said was really important.
sarah | January 28, 2010 at 2:37 pm
tiger is just a guy that was trying to OD on sex.
sickitten | January 28, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Two words: BUTTER FACE
havoc | January 28, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I really don’t care about anything except her little landing strip.
And landing on it…..
.
radley bags lover | January 28, 2010 at 2:59 pm
damn ! The words “rehab for sex addiction” and the photo of that blonde just do NOT go together !!
dude | January 28, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Richard McBeef @#7! Nicely played sir! That was PERFECT
antoine | January 28, 2010 at 3:17 pm
I believe her!!!
Wacker | January 28, 2010 at 3:29 pm
More pics Please!!! She gets a good wack.
nuno | January 28, 2010 at 3:31 pm
i just wanna lick your smelly pussy all day
IKE | January 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Playboy sucks!! You can’t tell if it’s skin or plastic cause she’s sooo photoshopped and airbrushed. Met-Art is the new Playboy! (Not that I ever look at any of that stuff, I’ve just heard this….ya know? Just sayin’…)
Mr. Obvious | January 28, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Wait… 9PM to sunrise, what’s weird about that? That’s pretty normal actually. Given the chance most guys can do it all night. All you need is a lot of water and a little cat nap here and there. I don’t know if I can do that anymore.
oooaaahhh | January 28, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Is that landing strip bent soiza or kentucky blue?
Rhialto | January 28, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Unlike president Obama,doesn’t TW like change!?
Peter Griffin says... | January 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Long blonde hair, fake rack, collagen lips, and a belly percing. How original. You don’t see THAT every day.
Meh…nothing special about her that I couldn’t find at the local jiggly bar.
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timmy the dying boy | January 28, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Loredana? WTF kind of name is Loredana?
She’s Tiger’s style, all right: blond, big ‘uns, and dumb as a sack of doorknobs.
zoeyboey | January 28, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Ha, normal for a black guy
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I knew that ape liked men too.
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I've got a crush on the GW | January 28, 2010 at 9:23 pm
She certainly looks like an expert in freaky sex….so she must be telling the truth.
buy r4i software | January 28, 2010 at 10:03 pm
I dont buy all this there is no way he had all these woman on the go he would have had zero time for his golf I mean how many have come out now 10
Cisco | January 28, 2010 at 10:38 pm
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CCNA | January 28, 2010 at 10:40 pm
it’s never too late to change
of course tiger
Jonathan | January 29, 2010 at 12:37 am
“He likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys. By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.”
WTF does that last sentence mean? Does it mean Tiger likes guys dancing with other guys? Or girls dancing with other girls like they do with guys.
who dat | January 29, 2010 at 5:13 am
This woman is near perfect physically. No wonder he was banging her so long.Tiger must have been mentally impaired. He had a chance to fuck this one exclusively. Yet he chose many of those other nasty hos he banged.
Brian | January 29, 2010 at 6:39 am
Hahaha—his strange, strange sexual fantasies: likes being in control, likes girl on girl, and is maybe a little bisexual. HOW SHOCKING!
laurente | January 29, 2010 at 11:25 am
this is so stupid
like this fake plastic broad
she does not have the perfect body
they airbrushed the perfect body
she looks like a billion broads in LA
all fake hair lips nose and tits and then PLAYBOY
airbrushes the hell out of them
and who cares what this gal says
Kathleen | January 29, 2010 at 12:00 pm
@36: Have you seen Tiger’s wife? She is beautiful and perfect physically as well!
arealcad | January 29, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Who the hell would want a normal fantasy, anyway?
“My fantasy is to have man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick sex with the lights out and finish before Letterman finishes his Top 10 list.”
Peter Griffin says... | January 29, 2010 at 3:19 pm
@38…THANK you.
Maybe this stripper looks good in Ohio but out West, you see women who have had 2-3 children who blow this skank away.
NoMoHoes | January 29, 2010 at 5:14 pm
This bitch came to the party late
So now she has to one-up all the other bitches.
Lame!
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paolo | January 30, 2010 at 1:31 am
i dont believed her..maybe she wants woods not to recover for her to make fool woods again..lol….anyway you can check this out..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBB4x8GYxsU
paolo | January 30, 2010 at 1:32 am
i dont believed her..maybe she wants woods not to recover for her to make fool woods again..lol….anyway you can check this out..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBB4x8GYxsU
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Fake iEDGE | May 11, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Tiger may never change but I’d certainly consider for her!! LOL
R4i SDHC | May 11, 2010 at 6:30 pm
I’m partial to brunettes, but she’ll do for my 9 hour sex romp.
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