This Might Be The Father of Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby

December 17th, 2009 // 60 Comments

Meet “Premo Stallone.” For the five people who consider Star a reliable source, he might be the one who really fertilized Kourtney Kardashian‘s egg instead of on/off boyfriend Scott Disick:

In our Dec. 28 issue, we report that Kim’s big sister had a fling with Michael Girgenti — a 23-year-old model and aspiring rapper, who goes by the stage name of Premo Stallone. A close friend of the Kardashian sisters confirmed they’d been intimate, saying: “Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were on the outs. He’s definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby.”
Though a rep for Kourtney insists Scott’s the dad, when Star asked Michael if there’s a possibility he fathered the baby, he replied: “You could say that, yeah.”

I honestly hope this kid is the father of Kourtney’s baby. Mostly so the Kardashians can experience the joy of having someone milk them for cash for a change. Granted they’re immune to learning moral lessons, that won’t stop my heart from filling with holiday cheer. “$10,000 in child support to a guy named Premo? ‘Tis a Christmas miracle, Tiny Tim!”

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  1. who dat

    He is sooooo fucking hot.

    Totally dreamy!

  2. who dat

    If could become pregnant I’d love for it to be by Premo!

    What the hell! Let’s try to get preggers anyway. What do you say, Premo?

    Wheeeeee!!!!!!

  3. will

    Is she the only one who doesn’t prefer dark chocolate?

  4. Richard McBeef

    That guy has a douche rating of 5.47 Standard Federline Units.

  5. callme

    all of the whoredashians are disgusting.

  6. chris

    what class

  7. Yes Virginia there is a Rough daddy

    Primo nose looks like a cross between jamie kennedy and Briancato bronx tail…if true that kid might be in deep dung…

  8. havoc

    Have you noticed that we, as a nation, have fully crossed over into the only way to get famous now is by fucking someone famous.?

    .

  9. gueeed

    IROC n’ roll……

  10. Stopdouchebagsfromreproducing

    What a douche-bag-looking wop. It’s fitting that he put his cannoli in a kardashian and sired a douche-bag baby.

  11. nigel peeps

    WHAT A DOUCHE.

    Robert K. is rolling over in his grave.

    What a proud family.

  12. well at least he white …i think he’s white, well almost. They are all some roll models from the trashy mother to the gay bruce boy, wait till little twins start spreadin em they’ll be f***in like rabbits. Douche bags everyone of them

  13. well at least he white …i think he’s white, well almost. They are all some roll models from the trashy mother to the gay bruce boy, wait till little twins start spreadin em they’ll be f***in like rabbits. Douche bags everyone of them

  14. loose e

    trash

  15. At least he doesn’t wax his eyebrows. Definitely not.

    Sure, those big bushy things just suddenly stop….

  16. thetruth4u

    what dirty wh**es these girls are.my first thought the kid was going to be black. i agree cant wait til the younger ones reach 14 and hook up with kris cross and have some choco m and ms . its all the slutty mothers fault she has no control over her family. and bruce jenner needs to pack his bags and get out of dodge

  17. thetruth4u

    what dirty wh**es these girls are.my first thought the kid was going to be black. i agree cant wait til the younger ones reach 14 and hook up with kris cross and have some choco m and ms . its all the slutty mothers fault she has no control over her family. and bruce jenner needs to pack his bags and get out of dodge

  18. shoe shine

    I agree that bruce jenner is such a wimpy dish rag. I think old lady kardashian deballed him!!!!!!!!!!

  19. shoe shine

    I agree that bruce jenner is such a wimpy dish rag. I think old lady kardashian deballed him!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Premo

    Hey #3 – what do I say to that?

    I say you’re a dumb gaping axewound.

    Now shut up & go fetch me a beer.

  21. Delgo

    I wish I had his nose full a’ nickels.

  22. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    The 3 of them are viral sluts of the worse kind. I’m sure she boinked this dude, and plenty others. I’m surprised she went non-black. These piss whores love black dong. A DNA test on the Maury Povich Show is the next step for these fame whores.

    They must of learned this from their equally disgusting pimp of a mother. She’s a whole other story in terror, STDs and sex tapes included.

    Bruce Jenner had no idea he’d have to deal with this level of skank in his life.

    Premo looks like one of those guys that pretends to be Italian, but is really a Jew.

  23. Megan Fox's stubby thumbs

    Look at the honker/schnoz/ on weiner stallone. Does the nose come with the glasses?

    He should be called falcon stallone with a beak like that.

  24. Shlomo

    Please let this wigger douche bag be the real father; that would be too funny!

  25. who dat

    @21

    Premo! Gaping axewood?

    No, no, no! I’m a flaming queer. Please buttfuck me silly. I’ll be glad to get you a beer just as soon as you do.

    Smooches!!

  26. Ricola Cough Drops

    Oh, I see it now. Next on Dr Phil, Who’s your Baby’s Daddy – Kardashian style! Call in now to vote which sister needs the most psychological help. Plus, tune in after the break to see what disorder Bruce has to make him stay with his wife!

  27. who dat

    Wow I must have really mentally fucked up the person who keeps posting using my screen handle. I guess I gave you one too many bitch slappings.

  28. who dat

    @28

    Is a troll.

  29. SOS

    **in nasal, annoying Kardashian voice**
    oooohhh mmyyyyy gaaawwwwdd whaaat do you meeeaan **blank stare with teeth showing** this is sooooo not coool …

  30. Another of their stunts to remain in the tabloids?

    -meream

  31. Dutch

    lol @ 24, my sentiments exactly. Aspiring rapper? I am not even going to consider checking out his lyrical skillz. I think K-fed might have more street cred then this chump.

  32. PostmortemG

    ¨Premo looks like one of those guys that pretends to be Italian, but is really a Jew… He should be called falcon stallone with a beak like that… I think K-fed might have more street cred then this chump.¨

    Damn folks, you people are too funny. I love you. =D

  33. ZJay

    I wonder if he took a piss on her afterwards. Fithy whores all.

  34. continum

    Model, ha! People just throw this onto their CV without actually realizing what it means.

  35. He looks really good. Its still not certain who’s the father, so its difficult to comment.

  36. chump city

    By the way……where is KFC Ferderline??

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  39. Alfred McStinkypink

    That guy’s mom must have drank a TON of Mad Dog 20/20 while she was pregnant with him.

  40. what

    He looks like a monster. How can that guy be a model. He’s hella ugly!

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  42. mamamiasweetpeaches

    He sorta looks like the love child of THE BEASTIE BOYS and Colin Farrel!
    HAHAHAHAHAHA! I crack myself up!

    Good call, to the guy who said he’s one of those Jewish guys who trys to pass as an I-Talian. Good call!

  43. mamamiasweetpeaches

    This guy and Kevin Federline should start a “band” and call it DOUCHEBAG CENTRAL.

  44. FFF

    Oh he’s a Jew alright.

  45. FFF

    Oh he’s a Jew alright.

  46. FFF

    Oh he’s a Jew alright.

  47. Ram Punchington

    More like “Premo Douch-Bag”

    Oh Punchy, you’re the living end!!

    Punchington Out

  48. Lisa

    #30, you forgot to add “like” and “not cute.” So it should say, “Like oh my god, that is so not cute!”

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