Meet “Premo Stallone.” For the five people who consider Star a reliable source, he might be the one who really fertilized Kourtney Kardashian’s egg instead of on/off boyfriend Scott Disick:
In our Dec. 28 issue, we report that Kim’s big sister had a fling with Michael Girgenti — a 23-year-old model and aspiring rapper, who goes by the stage name of Premo Stallone. A close friend of the Kardashian sisters confirmed they’d been intimate, saying: “Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were on the outs. He’s definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby.”
Though a rep for Kourtney insists Scott’s the dad, when Star asked Michael if there’s a possibility he fathered the baby, he replied: “You could say that, yeah.”
I honestly hope this kid is the father of Kourtney’s baby. Mostly so the Kardashians can experience the joy of having someone milk them for cash for a change. Granted they’re immune to learning moral lessons, that won’t stop my heart from filling with holiday cheer. “$10,000 in child support to some cock named Premo? ‘Tis a Christmas miracle, Tiny Tim!”
who dat | December 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm
He is sooooo fucking hot.
Totally dreamy!
Kell | December 17, 2009 at 4:16 pm
HA!
who dat | December 17, 2009 at 4:21 pm
If could become pregnant I’d love for it to be by Premo!
What the hell! Let’s try to get preggers anyway. What do you say, Premo?
Wheeeeee!!!!!!
will | December 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Is she the only one who doesn’t prefer dark chocolate?
Richard McBeef | December 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm
That guy has a douche rating of 5.47 Standard Federline Units.
callme | December 17, 2009 at 4:30 pm
all of the whoredashians are disgusting.
chris | December 17, 2009 at 4:49 pm
what class
Yes Virginia there is a Rough daddy | December 17, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Primo nose looks like a cross between jamie kennedy and Briancato bronx tail…if true that kid might be in deep dung…
havoc | December 17, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Have you noticed that we, as a nation, have fully crossed over into the only way to get famous now is by fucking someone famous.?
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gueeed | December 17, 2009 at 5:01 pm
IROC n’ roll……
Stopdouchebagsfromreproducing | December 17, 2009 at 5:04 pm
What a douche-bag-looking wop. It’s fitting that he put his cannoli in a kardashian and sired a douche-bag baby.
nigel peeps | December 17, 2009 at 5:07 pm
WHAT A DOUCHE.
Robert K. is rolling over in his grave.
What a proud family.
whatdat | December 17, 2009 at 5:26 pm
well at least he white …i think he’s white, well almost. They are all some roll models from the trashy mother to the gay bruce boy, wait till little twins start spreadin em they’ll be f***in like rabbits. Douche bags everyone of them
whatdat | December 17, 2009 at 5:28 pm
well at least he white …i think he’s white, well almost. They are all some roll models from the trashy mother to the gay bruce boy, wait till little twins start spreadin em they’ll be f***in like rabbits. Douche bags everyone of them
loose e | December 17, 2009 at 5:29 pm
trash
Richport's Ghost | December 17, 2009 at 5:33 pm
At least he doesn’t wax his eyebrows. Definitely not.
Sure, those big bushy things just suddenly stop….
thetruth4u | December 17, 2009 at 5:34 pm
what dirty wh**es these girls are.my first thought the kid was going to be black. i agree cant wait til the younger ones reach 14 and hook up with kris cross and have some choco m and ms . its all the slutty mothers fault she has no control over her family. and bruce jenner needs to pack his bags and get out of dodge
thetruth4u | December 17, 2009 at 5:35 pm
what dirty wh**es these girls are.my first thought the kid was going to be black. i agree cant wait til the younger ones reach 14 and hook up with kris cross and have some choco m and ms . its all the slutty mothers fault she has no control over her family. and bruce jenner needs to pack his bags and get out of dodge
shoe shine | December 17, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I agree that bruce jenner is such a wimpy dish rag. I think old lady kardashian deballed him!!!!!!!!!!
shoe shine | December 17, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I agree that bruce jenner is such a wimpy dish rag. I think old lady kardashian deballed him!!!!!!!!!!
Premo | December 17, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Hey #3 – what do I say to that?
I say you’re a dumb gaping axewound.
Now shut up & go fetch me a beer.
Delgo | December 17, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I wish I had his nose full a’ nickels.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | December 17, 2009 at 5:55 pm
The 3 of them are viral sluts of the worse kind. I’m sure she boinked this dude, and plenty others. I’m surprised she went non-black. These piss whores love black dong. A DNA test on the Maury Povich Show is the next step for these fame whores.
They must of learned this from their equally disgusting pimp of a mother. She’s a whole other story in terror, STDs and sex tapes included.
Bruce Jenner had no idea he’d have to deal with this level of skank in his life.
Premo looks like one of those guys that pretends to be Italian, but is really a Jew.
Megan Fox's stubby thumbs | December 17, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Look at the honker/schnoz/ on weiner stallone. Does the nose come with the glasses?
He should be called falcon stallone with a beak like that.
Shlomo | December 17, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Please let this wigger douche bag be the real father; that would be too funny!
who dat | December 17, 2009 at 6:10 pm
@21
Premo! Gaping axewood?
No, no, no! I’m a flaming queer. Please buttfuck me silly. I’ll be glad to get you a beer just as soon as you do.
Smooches!!
Ricola Cough Drops | December 17, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Oh, I see it now. Next on Dr Phil, Who’s your Baby’s Daddy – Kardashian style! Call in now to vote which sister needs the most psychological help. Plus, tune in after the break to see what disorder Bruce has to make him stay with his wife!
who dat | December 17, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Wow I must have really mentally fucked up the person who keeps posting using my screen handle. I guess I gave you one too many bitch slappings.
who dat | December 17, 2009 at 7:00 pm
@28
Is a troll.
SOS | December 17, 2009 at 7:01 pm
**in nasal, annoying Kardashian voice**
oooohhh mmyyyyy gaaawwwwdd whaaat do you meeeaan **blank stare with teeth showing** this is sooooo not coool …
All Women Stalker | December 17, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Another of their stunts to remain in the tabloids?
-meream
Dutch | December 17, 2009 at 7:34 pm
lol @ 24, my sentiments exactly. Aspiring rapper? I am not even going to consider checking out his lyrical skillz. I think K-fed might have more street cred then this chump.
PostmortemG | December 17, 2009 at 7:50 pm
¨Premo looks like one of those guys that pretends to be Italian, but is really a Jew… He should be called falcon stallone with a beak like that… I think K-fed might have more street cred then this chump.¨
Damn folks, you people are too funny. I love you. =D
ZJay | December 17, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I wonder if he took a piss on her afterwards. Fithy whores all.
continum | December 17, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Model, ha! People just throw this onto their CV without actually realizing what it means.
r4 dsi | December 17, 2009 at 9:37 pm
He looks really good. Its still not certain who’s the father, so its difficult to comment.
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By the way……where is KFC Ferderline??
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Alfred McStinkypink | December 17, 2009 at 11:57 pm
That guy’s mom must have drank a TON of Mad Dog 20/20 while she was pregnant with him.
what | December 18, 2009 at 12:46 am
He looks like a monster. How can that guy be a model. He’s hella ugly!
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NFL Draft | December 18, 2009 at 1:21 am
not so bad~~~
mamamiasweetpeaches | December 18, 2009 at 11:58 am
He sorta looks like the love child of THE BEASTIE BOYS and Colin Farrel!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I crack myself up!
Good call, to the guy who said he’s one of those Jewish guys who trys to pass as an I-Talian. Good call!
mamamiasweetpeaches | December 18, 2009 at 12:00 pm
This guy and Kevin Federline should start a “band” and call it DOUCHEBAG CENTRAL.
FFF | December 18, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Oh he’s a Jew alright.
FFF | December 18, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Oh he’s a Jew alright.
FFF | December 18, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Oh he’s a Jew alright.
Ram Punchington | December 18, 2009 at 5:17 pm
More like “Premo Douch-Bag”
Oh Punchy, you’re the living end!!
Punchington Out
Lisa | December 18, 2009 at 9:17 pm
#30, you forgot to add “like” and “not cute.” So it should say, “Like oh my god, that is so not cute!”